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simian 18 points ago +18 / -0

Maybe she's a lolcow, but I always appreciated how she exposed liberals' double standards. I knew people who wore "trans lives matter" shirts that laughed about how silly it was for Dolezal to think she could change her race. I asked why and got rambling nonsense about blacks having endured racism and segregation and slavery and that you can't just buy into that history and culture by getting a tan. I'd then point out how their explanation would also prohibit MtF transgender because women have a history of being the victims of sexism, and suffering under patriarchy, and pushing for suffrage. So how can some guy buy into that just by tossing on a dress and a wig. Their response? "It's a totally different thing. You're just a transphobe."

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simian 9 points ago +10 / -1

"Well then, we know what we must do. PREPARE THE FINAL SOLUTION[Solution name pending sensitivity review.]!!"

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simian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Really not appreciating Roberto the Builder.

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simian 21 points ago +21 / -0

To close the loop on this, the Black Panther movie’s villain, Killmonger (played by Michael B. Jordan), had this hairstyle.

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simian 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes. Remember how the media kept lightening his skin in photos?

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simian 41 points ago +41 / -0

I don’t get how these idiots operate. Like, do they delude themselves into thinking they’ve done something unique when there’s yet another sassy black woman with an afro, or black guy with … whatever the hell that hair is above (cornrows?) just like everybody else is making?

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simian 12 points ago +12 / -0

They absolutely won't call any Native a racist. Did you forget that they redefined "racism" to only apply to white people?

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simian 22 points ago +22 / -0

“It’s madaming time” doesn’t have quite the ring to it.

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simian 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well the next time it’s remade I guess they’ll have to make everyone black … and gay.

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simian 6 points ago +6 / -0

What pisses me off is that this will get NO coverage. If Trump’s campaign pulled a stunt like this it would be all over the news. “Trump has so so little real support he needs to fake it!” Colbert would do a whole segment about fake fan mail to himself. CNN would spend hours analyzing pixels to show that’s not real handwriting. My friends would be all abuzz about this.

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simian 11 points ago +11 / -0

“I have a lightning bolt.” John Wick walks up. “Yeah, well I’ve got this pencil.”

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simian 11 points ago +11 / -0

Huh. That was the first I'd ever heard of this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyenas_(video_game)

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simian 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was really hoping it wouldn’t be something THAT retarded. I feel very old, now.

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simian 5 points ago +5 / -0

What’s with the pie?

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simian 12 points ago +12 / -0

Only if it's perpetrated by a straight white man. Then it's literally Holocaust x 1,000 because of the patriarchy. When it's done by a person of color it's an "undocumented romance" or "reparations." If a woman is raped by a lesbian it's "exploring bisexuality." Man-on-man rape doesn't exist except in prison, and then it's funny and/or "justice."

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simian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trains good, planes bad.

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simian 10 points ago +10 / -0

You can’t really be surprised by any of that, can you? It was clear from the moment trannies embraced Mulan as one of their own that they lacked an ability to understand nuance of human thought.

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simian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, because it was a load of shit. NOBODY gave it much coverage. Even the HuffPo article is framed as “this is why nobody is talking about it.” I knew about it because I’m a weirdo who reads /pol/ on 4chan, and they discuss everything all the time anyway. But, if you were a hardcore liberal with early onset TDS, you probably found it out and skipped any critical thinking steps (weird, atheists love to tout how they’re critical thinkers, unlike those religious drones) and went straight to “THIS MUST BE TRUE AND THE MEDIA SUPPRESSED IT BECAUSE THE CONSERVATIVES CONTROL THE WORLD!”

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simian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Back in 2016, just after the election, an acquaintance of mine (from the local atheist group) was literally in tears. She was crying because this nation was so morally twisted that it elected a child molester as president. I had recently read an article from HuffPo (like the kewl kids say) that covered the pedophilia accusations on Trump and even they concluded it was a load of shit.
But this dumb bitch was making a show of how she felt baseless accusation = truth.
So I’ll give the Huffington Post SOME credit that when presented with a mountain of evidence (or, in this case, a mountain of a lack of evidence) they’ll actually not tow the part line. Not that that matters to a party loyalist.
Most every atheist I’ve suffered the company of is a party loyalist.

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simian 1 point ago +1 / -0

No shit? What kind of miserable fuck self inserts into banging THAT?

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simian 21 points ago +21 / -0

Which is a hilarious comment to make, considering we were subjected to sex scene with that character that nobody wanted to touch with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

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