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milkcowhplus 17 points ago +17 / -0

Just as the cherry on the shit sundae, “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me” is a fucking crime against humanity. Setting aside the political slant, the disconnect between how desperately unfunny and ham-handed the attempts at humor are and how fucking brilliantly clever and witty the participants and fans think it is makes me want to put my fist through a wall.

My wife’s friends once tried to get her to go to a live taping of it. I told her I’d rather get a blood transfusion from Charlie Sheen than sit through that.

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milkcowhplus 8 points ago +10 / -2

Stop buying funkpops, dipshit. Problem solved.

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milkcowhplus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Considering that I work with multiple Ivy League scientists, MDs, and MBAs who can’t do basic fucking math, I’d say the ship sailed on this a long fucking time ago

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milkcowhplus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where I work, it’s mostly background noise that can be tuned out. There’s lots of lip service to woke shit, and we have a DEI team that’s effectively stealing money from the company, along with maybe another 10% of the company that’s in ostensibly useful functions who actually don’t do shit other than post about their front holes or whatever on social media…but there’s nothing mandatory if you don’t want to participate in it, and so far no one has tried to push me toward hiring any specific demographic…so mostly DEI is just kind of an annoying money pit but at least doesn’t fuck with my day to day work

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milkcowhplus 0 points ago +1 / -1

No shit the Catholic Church is a corrupt globalist organization. That doesn’t change the fact that the boomercons who fucked (and continue to fuck) America are Protestants who don’t care about anything other than killing every golden goose in sight and supporting our greatest ally, so stop acting like your shit doesn’t stink, you fucking tard.

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milkcowhplus 1 point ago +1 / -0

No true Protestant, got it. You may want to extend the same grace to Catholics instead of just assuming they’re all satan worshipping communists based on some autistically literal interpretation of Catholic doctrine.

I think I’ll stay here, thanks. Keep sucking that circumcised dick, though, and don’t forget to look Moishe in the eye when you do.

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milkcowhplus 1 point ago +2 / -1

There isn’t a better country, dumbfuck. But it was better still before the protestards in charge totally overplayed their hand.

“Oooohhhh, Shlomo Shekelberg can make an extra billionth of a penny on every widget if he moves his factory to China! Let me sign a retarded-ass trade agreement and rape America to make that happen.”

-Literally ever US president (all Protestants) from 1970 to 2016

“Oooh, if I send a bunch of working-class kids to their death into a desert shithole meat grinder for oUr GrEaTeSt AlLy, maybe it’ll trigger the End Times and we’ll all go to heaven.”

-Most US presidents (all Protestants) from 1990 to 2016

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milkcowhplus 2 points ago +3 / -1

How’s America doing after 250 years of Protestant rule? You guys suck at least as bad as the Catholics. Hey, maybe if you start another desert war, then the rapture will happen and you’ll go to heaven.

Also, two words for you: Eternal security. We have that to thank for all the Christ thots running around these days squawking and behaving like a bunch of morons.

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milkcowhplus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok bud. I’m not religious, but you’re a grade A retard if you don’t recognize the role of Protestants in leading us to clown world. Keep sucking Israel’s dick though.

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milkcowhplus 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m so out of touch with wrestling. How does it work now? Wrestlemania is a 2-day event? And instead of being pure ppv, it requires a peacock subscription. When did all this happen?

I did happen across Cena cutting a promo on Cody Rhodes on smackdown the other night, and I thought it was surprisingly good - told an interesting story, and it didn’t sound as stilted or forced as the other promos I’ve randomly seen while channel surfing in the last 5 years. Is wrestling getting better / drifting back toward the old school, or did I just happen to see an outlier?

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milkcowhplus 6 points ago +6 / -0

I grew up in a small northeastern US city (mid-5 figure population) that’s equidistant from two major cities. My city was the industrial engine of a county that is otherwise a quaint, scenic playground for assholes from the two nearby major cities who want to larp as Hemingway while they “summer”. As a result, my city was a weird mix of white trash dirtbags, working-class Catholics, and asshole trust fund hippies (children of bigwigs at the major company located in my city, other people who leaned into the hippy dippy rural charm of the surrounding area).

Well, as is always the case, the big anchor industry in my city gutted operations there in favor of North Carolina or Mexico or some shit, but not before they dumped enough toxic carcinogenic waste into the ground that the EPA got involved (and promptly did nothing). The drug dealers rolled in (presumably to cater to the trust fund hippies and the big city asshole tourists), everybody worth a shit rolled out, and so the place is now basically a second-world shithole. Huge opioid problems, tons of crime, city is just old people and gang members at this point. Awesome.

The surrounding areas are still full of rich big city assholes.

I don’t live there anymore, but my elderly parents do. After they’re gone, I hope the fuckin place burns down to the ground.

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milkcowhplus 2 points ago +2 / -0

#5 tells me that these people’s retarded politics are all basically just the result of unresolved daddy issues

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milkcowhplus 5 points ago +5 / -0

What the fuck is this dude talking about?

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milkcowhplus 2 points ago +2 / -0

She works in theater and looks like that. She definitely supports the conditions that led to her own stabbing

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milkcowhplus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Proportionally equal would be one thing. They’re trying to make it disproportionate in the other direction, to the point where you’re driven out of your favorite hobby by force.

I’ll leave it to you to speculate on who they are.

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milkcowhplus 7 points ago +7 / -0

We have to look out for ourselves. And we will do that.”

What is this guy, some kind of fascist?

Anyway, Canada is an irrelevant, gray wasteland. No one gives a shit.

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milkcowhplus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not wrong

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milkcowhplus 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was too young to have seen him fight in the 1970s, but I was around for his comeback in the ‘90s. There was a lot of moral grandstanding from the media about how he was too old and would get killed in the ring, but the motherfucker went toe to toe with the best and I think even won a world title at some point during his comeback.

I could never get his grill to cook shit the way I wanted, though.

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milkcowhplus 6 points ago +6 / -0

The smelly unwashed radical wing of the left hates Jews, while the normie wing of the left loves Jews / is secular Jews. That’s why this Israel - Palestine thing is so fucking hilarious, watching the infighting between these two groups of retards held together in a tenuous alliance by their hatred of common sense

That’s all kind of beside the point, as this isn’t a left-right thing - it’s that the Hollywood executive class is very Jewish, and by my read, probably very Zionist, too

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