Let's not forget the cascading tsunami zombies from World War Z. Even a treehouse wouldn't keep you safe.

Did little miss nigger-worship come to the startling realisation they all look alike? Such racism.

He ate prison dinners like a good boy, instead of chewing his cellmate. Totally reformed. The system works!

Italy is a prime example of this.

Do not ever give up your firearms.

They have a fucking Navy. The simple fact is, Western governments want this.

Not legally, anyway.

So did this illegal monopoly just occur one day then years later the FTC decides to do something? I thought their purpose was to prevent this from happening in the first place.

But then they seem cool with Microsoft purchasing the entire games industry, so...

But but but it's safer if only the police have guns.

Imagine ruining your body only for this report to refer to your mutilated chest as 'breasts'.

Fucking kek.

Oy...

We called them neds in Scotland, but same shit, different accent.

Oh but they're trying to move manufacturing away from China now. To fucking India.

Don't you see? Voting 'yes' in the referendum will eliminate this disparity! Everything will be solved! ✊🏿

If by 'exorcism' you mean 'excision of the political class' then you're right on.

The irony of a Muslim mayor campaigning against misogyny is apparently lost on most Londoners.

When the government itself has a clear position on this referendum, bias is par for the course. So I guess my question is; will Facebook ban the government? And Qantas. And Woolies. And every single mainstream media outlet.

Not quite what I'm getting at. What specifically about this song did they determine was inappropriate for kids? As has been pointed out, there are many lyrics and themes in Queen's music that kids needn't be exposed to, so why this particular song?

I can't help but wonder if this will result in a spot of Streisand-effect for those out there who haven't yet heard the song in question.

Might as well go all the way. Suggestions for further edits to problematic Queen lyrics:

• I want to ride my bicycle (to save on carbon emissions)

• We are all champions, even the runners-up

• I want to make a supersonic genderfluid individual out of you

• We will rock you (but only with your consent)

• I am the invisible person

Here we go again, lads. Let's see how many people have woken up over the last three years. My wager is; not as many as we'd hoped.

Presumably that would be just one of the many rights we sign away every time we click 'agree' on an EULA that is forced upon us.

Kid's drawing looks sus.

Are people surprised that the beady-eyed little soyboy is a leftist? I thought this was obvious.

My girlfriend has a bit of a celeb crush on the guy, and the more I find out about him the more I'm kinda fine with it. Seems low-key based.