True, that's impossible to deal with conventionally but that's the most unrealistic for me, the 2 I mentioned seemed the most plausible out of all zombies which is what makes them scarier.
More like they're desperately trying to come up with something that we'll fall for this time. It's not enough to just poison the leftoid subhumans and the normies, the demons they serve demand more sacrifices.
Now see, in internet years I'm a fucking dinosaur, I remember there being an ice age, a solar radiation blasted hell Scape, the opposite of an ice age and now merely change. On top of that something about aquarius and some ancient civilisations calender ran out of rocks so the world was going to implode or something
At least with the Ozone layer they proposed an actual solution to that was feasible and reasonable. Which is something they never do in any other case.
And even if it was a lie, it got women to stop choking all of us to death with hairspray daily so we all still benefited from it.
These were the ones my textbooks were pushing in elementary school in the early 90s. Our teachers had us convinced one day the rain was going to burn our skin off if we didn't thunberg our parents into carpooling.
Warn me when they start experimenting with rabies or Cordyceps.
The two types of Zombies I'm most fucked against are 28 days later and last of us. Slow moving fuckers I can easily deal with.
Let's not forget the cascading tsunami zombies from World War Z. Even a treehouse wouldn't keep you safe.
True, that's impossible to deal with conventionally but that's the most unrealistic for me, the 2 I mentioned seemed the most plausible out of all zombies which is what makes them scarier.
Fuck that movie, the premise of the book was much better.
More like they're desperately trying to come up with something that we'll fall for this time. It's not enough to just poison the leftoid subhumans and the normies, the demons they serve demand more sacrifices.
Wasn't it the 70s? Then 80s? 90s? 2010s? 2020? Now 2030 lol.
Now see, in internet years I'm a fucking dinosaur, I remember there being an ice age, a solar radiation blasted hell Scape, the opposite of an ice age and now merely change. On top of that something about aquarius and some ancient civilisations calender ran out of rocks so the world was going to implode or something
You forgot the ozone layer and acid rain. Possibly also forgot El Nino, La Nina and La Cucaracha.
At least with the Ozone layer they proposed an actual solution to that was feasible and reasonable. Which is something they never do in any other case.
And even if it was a lie, it got women to stop choking all of us to death with hairspray daily so we all still benefited from it.
These were the ones my textbooks were pushing in elementary school in the early 90s. Our teachers had us convinced one day the rain was going to burn our skin off if we didn't thunberg our parents into carpooling.
the air is warmer, so we need communism.
Also note the "in summers" part. I remember when they were saying everything would melt and we'd basically never have ice again.
i remember watching a movie in 5th grade about how we'd have to wear hazmat suits outside to play baseball.
Always 8 to 10 years away.
They've been promising that most of my life, and was supposed to happen 5 or 10 times since the year 2000
Throw in how it effects 3rd world countries the worst.