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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 18 points ago +18 / -0

I can't tell you how many people I know who unironically say things like "it's only a matter of time until I'm in a victim of a mass shooting" as they sip 15 dollar coffee from a 1.5 million dollar luxury condo. It's insane how privileged these people are, yet the way they tell it you'd think they lived in an actual war zone.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, it kind of does most of the time. Or at least it's the closest we have. How would you translate it? And don't say "three".

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only one that's a real shame to me is Guinness. No beer compares, I think. Everything else they sell has alternatives that are as good or better.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I hear you. The games are always designed to be unplayable without ridiculous grinding after a certain point to encourage you to keep dumping money into them. They basically exist to prey on gambling addicts and children. It's super scummy.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

White people exist in a video game. This is deeply troubling to the anti-racists who just want equal rights. They tried to bully the game developers into white replacement via botting and harassment. Devs have ignored them so far.

I avoid gacha because it's exploitative at best, but I might have to give this one a go just to support the rare company that's willing to tell wokies to fuck off.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't disagree. But this is just some random Twitter account, he's probably just trying to be funny. "Niggas for trump" is a funny name.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

"White Dudes for Harris" is an actual, unironic thing that the Harris campaign is doing. He's making fun of that.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 17 points ago +17 / -0

Even if they are real, why would you want them? Why are they falling in love with a woman who sells herself? Even when I was at my most desperate I would never have even considered a relationship with an actual whore.

The simp mindset is the most alien thing.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Found the original Reddit post. Here's a knee slapper from OP.

The only thing I knew about [India] was the incredibly unique foods. I wanted to explore and try some different cuisines.

NPCs are very real.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unmarried woman in her 70s who had one child out of wedlock. She's exactly the kind of person he means and she knows it.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 21 points ago +21 / -0

Destiny is an honest-to-god cuck. Mentally ill behavior is expected from the mentally ill. The only thing pathetic here is the fact that thousands of redditors hang on his every word because they, somehow, are even more pathetic than an NPC whose wife fucks other men.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's the official guide complete with download link. I'm strongly considering doing this myself, but Windows is super annoying about dual booting these days and I can't uninstall it for work reasons.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Use SteamOS. It works with non-Deck hardware and Proton is genuinely one of the most important innovations in gaming of the past decade. It's also a fully functional distro that does anything a normal distro can.

If you go this route, absolutely download Proton-GE. Certain games run way better with it. Sticking with standard Proton is usually the way to go, but the GE build will save you more than once.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 11 points ago +11 / -0

As a gamer, I consider being shot in the ear to be every bit as lethal as being shot in the brain because I grew up before ears had their own hitboxes.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm American, so yes, there's a lack of national solidarity involved there. But Yasuke predates America too. He was African, not "black". Therefore American blacks should feel nothing about him the same way I feel about some foreigner with the same skin color as me.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't get it. I know about that one English samurai but I don't feel any sort of pride or kinship even though he was objectively more of a samurai than a thousand Yasukes. Just because we have the same skin color doesn't make him "like me". If I found out he was never real and his entire existence was a massive British psy op I wouldn't feel much of anything.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 17 points ago +17 / -0

It’s the action that causes the cancer in anal sodomy.

Kind of. Anal "sex" is traumatic and unnatural and causes loads of medical problems by its very nature, yes. But over 90% of anal cancer is HPV-related. The other 10%, if I had to guess, is probably almost entirely related to trauma.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 18 points ago +18 / -0

Tondro went on, “Slavery appears in original D&D not as a human tragedy that devastated generations over centuries, but as a simple commercial transaction.”

Leftist discovers world where players are allowed to draw their own moral conclusions instead of being told by the devs how to feel - is confused and outraged

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

I actually have a controller that snaps onto my phone, but I don't really have time for that either. I have literally zero downtime at work, I drive to commute, and when I get home it's go go go until bedtime. Like I said, five minute intervals, tops.

I liked Fire Emblem Awakening when it first came out and never tried Fates. I really didn't like how Three Houses was basically a dating sim with the rare bit of combat thrown in now and then. Think I'd like Fates?

I played a good deal of the 3DS Etrian Odyssey 1 remake and enjoyed it, but I don't know about playing those without a stylus. Advance Wars works okay but it's still a bit hit or miss. Not a bad idea though. If I can get Nexus to work that's about 5 billion hours I can look forward to.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll give Infinite Space a go. I'm only vaguely familiar with it, but it's old school Platinum Games so it's got to be good.

FFTA2 I just couldn't get into. The beginning is so painfully slow. It feels like a 20 hour prologue before the game finally gets "good". The Android version of FFT is more fun to me despite its insane amount of jank.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know anything at all about Radiant Historia but I know Atlus was in their prime during the DS days. I'll give it a go. Thanks.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I played those. Phantom Hourglass was fantastic and I can't believe I slept on it for so long. Spirit Tracks was basically the same game but with a shittier travel gimmick. Still not bad, but definitely the lesser of the two.

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