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Vivs3rdSock 5 points ago +5 / -0

Was she trying to martyr herself or something? Sure she could have just flung herself off the thing but that would very much land the responsibility next to her own corpse while getting fried like a golfer in a thunderstorm would have at least had some idiots crying about how things should have been turned off since she was up there. Which it was, because the engineers actually did their jobs.

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Vivs3rdSock 14 points ago +14 / -0

Mail drones incoming.

Not "male drones", though. That would be a hate crime, obviously 🙄

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Vivs3rdSock 40 points ago +41 / -1

By all means, continue to prove there are no foundations to the claims certain groups wield disproportionate levels of power against global groups by /checks notes; wielding disproportionate levels of power against global groups.

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Vivs3rdSock 22 points ago +22 / -0

Will anyone notice with how they're dropping like flies?

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Vivs3rdSock 17 points ago +17 / -0

You get what you deserve.

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Vivs3rdSock 5 points ago +5 / -0

no more access to the time traveler sandwich buffet

NGL if I had a time machine I'd do nothing but pig out on what is considered the best live music festivals ever, banquets, and other things that I've looked back on and thought "Shit, I would have liked to go to that" when learning about them too late, or worse "Damn, I really wish I had gone to that" when I knew it was happening beforehand but then didn't go.

Inb4 historians fuck things up and go back to watch the crucifixion and end up causing it instead. There's a story I remember going over in school one time about that when we were dealing with time travel stories one week.

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Vivs3rdSock 4 points ago +4 / -0

How long is this thing, anyway...? Over an hour?! Double fuck you, pal.

(Joking, to be clear.)

I dunno, "Double fuck you, pal" feels deserved since I didn't bother checking that so had no idea just what I was suggesting you be subjected to :p

I blame your in depth breakdowns from past posts! Evidently this is your own fault at writing up breakdowns so well, look at what you made me do suggesting you do this, etc.

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Vivs3rdSock 31 points ago +31 / -0

There was a second Gladiator? The film where the titular character died at the end of the original?

Cash grab, ahoy!

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Vivs3rdSock 13 points ago +13 / -0

already more privileged than other groups

literally makes a song and dance about losing said privilege and things being more equal

Sounds about right left.

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Vivs3rdSock 9 points ago +9 / -0

Because most non IRL characters with it aren't subject to gravity so the mop up top can still go somewhere other than down into their stupid face as shown here.

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Vivs3rdSock 10 points ago +10 / -0

I find myself speechless in the midst of this

Evidently not.

Another four years of hatred

in regards to hoping that Trump and his supporters will never know peace.

Zero awareness.

I'm sure the past 8+ years of berating the other side did wonders for how things are now, surely the best course of action is to keep doing the same thing and expecting different results. Right? RIGHT?! 🙄

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Vivs3rdSock 11 points ago +11 / -0

I unironically nominate u/Kienan because he posts quite comprehensive article/video breakdowns now and again.

Also, JFC that preview image looks like a literal skinjob being worn.

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Vivs3rdSock 5 points ago +5 / -0

The former seems more likely, if just because afterwards the second will still happen when literal fantasy larp groups pop up trying to do just that despite not only IRL showing it doesn't work but also reality TV over and over when pitting full groups of men vs women and the end result being the women almost dying because they just don't get anything done.

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Vivs3rdSock 9 points ago +9 / -0

What a Grinch.

A reminder in the HIMYM episode Grinch was a euphamism Ted used when telling his kids about Lily for doing something like this, rather then using the actual word which was cunt.

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Vivs3rdSock 13 points ago +13 / -0

Washington Post continuing to scramble and appear impartial while sucking up to the coming admin because they know nobody there likes them after years of slander and libel.

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Vivs3rdSock 7 points ago +7 / -0

“life isn’t always fair”

There are a lot of adults with the mentality of children who don't understand why this is the better way for things to be. All they care about is them and theirs and getting things to go how they want. They wouldn't stop for a second to consider the flipside which is that if life was fair every bad thing that happened to you would be deserved.

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Vivs3rdSock 12 points ago +12 / -0

Rent free, across the sea.

Yes I know it's an ocean but that doesn't rhyme or fit the patter.

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Vivs3rdSock 20 points ago +20 / -0

$10 mil for Beyonce

Congrats Beyonce and JayZ, you probably bankrupted your own side asking for this much and not even singing.

$5 Million for Megan Thee Stallion

LITERALLY FUCKING WHO?!

$3 million for Lizzo

Most of this was actually paid reinforcing the stage support.

$1.8 million for Eminem

lol, get fucked Slim.

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Vivs3rdSock 11 points ago +11 / -0

iirc the Netherlands recently changed their asylum laws and want to introduce border controls.

Too late.

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Vivs3rdSock 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or share the same mother.

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Vivs3rdSock 13 points ago +13 / -0

the Parole Board had sympathetically highlighted Laboucan’s Indigenous heritage as a mitigating factor in his violent behavior

When you virtue signal SO HARD you claim being indigenous heritage = violent behaviour, [and baby raping].

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