How long is this thing, anyway...? Over an hour?! Double fuck you, pal.
(Joking, to be clear.)
I dunno, "Double fuck you, pal" feels deserved since I didn't bother checking that so had no idea just what I was suggesting you be subjected to :p
I blame your in depth breakdowns from past posts! Evidently this is your own fault at writing up breakdowns so well, look at what you made me do suggesting you do this, etc.
Don't make us revoke your time machine privileges.
Think about it, no more access to the time traveler sandwich buffet at the creation of peanut butter. No more hooking up with that one hot ex while you were still together.
no more access to the time traveler sandwich buffet
NGL if I had a time machine I'd do nothing but pig out on what is considered the best live music festivals ever, banquets, and other things that I've looked back on and thought "Shit, I would have liked to go to that" when learning about them too late, or worse "Damn, I really wish I had gone to that" when I knew it was happening beforehand but then didn't go.
Inb4 historians fuck things up and go back to watch the crucifixion and end up causing it instead. There's a story I remember going over in school one time about that when we were dealing with time travel stories one week.
I unironically nominate u/Kienan because he posts quite comprehensive article/video breakdowns now and again.
Also, JFC that preview image looks like a literal skinjob being worn.
Hey, fuck you, buddy!
How long is this thing, anyway...? Over an hour?! Double fuck you, pal.
(Joking, to be clear.)
I dunno, "Double fuck you, pal" feels deserved since I didn't bother checking that so had no idea just what I was suggesting you be subjected to :p
I blame your in depth breakdowns from past posts! Evidently this is your own fault at writing up breakdowns so well, look at what you made me do suggesting you do this, etc.
Don't make us revoke your time machine privileges.
Think about it, no more access to the time traveler sandwich buffet at the creation of peanut butter. No more hooking up with that one hot ex while you were still together.
NGL if I had a time machine I'd do nothing but pig out on what is considered the best live music festivals ever, banquets, and other things that I've looked back on and thought "Shit, I would have liked to go to that" when learning about them too late, or worse "Damn, I really wish I had gone to that" when I knew it was happening beforehand but then didn't go.
Inb4 historians fuck things up and go back to watch the crucifixion and end up causing it instead. There's a story I remember going over in school one time about that when we were dealing with time travel stories one week.
It turns out that most Jimi Hendrix concerts are about 30% time travelers. Most of them are there more than once.
Mostly posted it as a joke. ;)