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UnapologeticGarbage 32 points ago +32 / -0

LMFAO, this is so stupid it might just work. Mandated AI waifu gym coach for every high school student.

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UnapologeticGarbage 7 points ago +7 / -0

Absolute banger. 10/10

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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UnapologeticGarbage 5 points ago +5 / -0

Part of the 80billy is probably to pay off debts

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UnapologeticGarbage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tater famine/genocide?

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UnapologeticGarbage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe they used to be more common. Maybe they've been genocided by the usual suspects the same way all other whites have. Red-headed women are uniquely beautiful in a way they could never be or even imitate. That might have something to do with it.

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UnapologeticGarbage 11 points ago +11 / -0

The funny thing is, if the company actually goes out of business: it'll halt production. Thereby introducing scarcity, and in a few decades some of them might actually be worth something. As legitimate collector's items.

I'm still salty about selling my first edition holographic charizards, in pristine condition, for $20 when they were worth nothing.

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UnapologeticGarbage 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would actually watch South Park again if it were AI generated by this guy. Let that sink in. That's how low we've sunk.

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UnapologeticGarbage 14 points ago +14 / -0

↑this. There's a reason why, historically, in allegory, Satan always requests the first born S O N. Just sayin'.

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UnapologeticGarbage 5 points ago +5 / -0

I FUCKING HATE ISLAM. AND THE "PROPHET" MOHAMMED WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY FOR DENYING THE DIVINITY OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST. FAKE RELIGION. TOOLS OF THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN. NO ONE RESPECTS YOU. DIE.

DEUS VULT!

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UnapologeticGarbage 14 points ago +14 / -0

If you want to know who controls you, find out who you're not allowed to criticize.

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UnapologeticGarbage 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can see it reasonably making 99% of jobs redundant. But I think you nailed it, creatives who know how to use AI will see incredibly accelerated workflows with minimal overhead. It's people like writing editors and generic code monkeys or data-handlers who will become obsolete.

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UnapologeticGarbage 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Meta" means "dead" in Hebrew. He didn't steal, in this case, shit. He's just rubbing our noses in it. More specifically, it means to obtain the highest reaches of "heaven." Which if you know anything about their inversion tactics (new band name, called it): they think this company will finally bring hell on earth. Do with that information what you will.

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UnapologeticGarbage 7 points ago +7 / -0

Which means they think it's worth it. Which is kinda scary, when you think about it. They probably used AI to make it a mathematical certainty that it would be a profitable decision.

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UnapologeticGarbage 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can't motorboat a computer screen and smack its ass. I mean, you can: but it wouldn't be as fun.

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UnapologeticGarbage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rob may have been a fat crackhead, but he did far more good than anyone in power now. Imagine that. That's how low our standards are atm. Dude was a chad; too bad the pookie pipe did him in.