3
StupidPrizeWinner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Two lefties infuse their lefty world view into a classic tale to make a lefty version that appeals to lefties rather than make something new. Lazy lefties! Lazy!

2
StupidPrizeWinner 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be the breakdown part in my opinion. Rather than turn the horror of the situation into action, the person falls apart/breaks down and does nothing.

13
StupidPrizeWinner 13 points ago +13 / -0

The more shocking and violent the cognitive dissonance, the more likely a breakthrough and/or breakdown will be made.

7
StupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

"How to Train Your Audience and Virtue Signal Your Dedication to the Cause" more like it, though dragon trainer seems a downgrade from their last claim of god queen pharaoh.

16
StupidPrizeWinner 16 points ago +16 / -0

Didn' see sheit

Didn' hear sheit

Dindu shiet

Attack of the Dindus!

Coming to a metropolitan theater near you!

4
StupidPrizeWinner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lizzo aside... oh, sorry, that would be portion shaming. Lizzo a full course and dessert plus snacks before and after, is the Twitter OP a real human? No, thankfully, OP is a satire account. I was worried for a moment.

6
StupidPrizeWinner 6 points ago +6 / -0

Peace? More like piece. How many more "model citizens" like this guy are part of the program?

13
StupidPrizeWinner 13 points ago +13 / -0

If it were only to themselves, the problem would be much more limited. Unfortunately, they drag everyone else into their bullshit and brand those who try and opt out bigots and istaphobes.

2
StupidPrizeWinner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Orks senselessly murdering each other with their lethal junkmobiles for no other reason than teeth, personaly glory and the pleasure of Gork and Mork?

It honestly might be fun. From what I saw, it is likely Pay 2 Win, so that could kill it, but the concept is not awful.

4
StupidPrizeWinner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Put it on a shirt with a caricature of her likeness and sell it, them claim you are supporting "black excellence" and "marginalized voices".

4
StupidPrizeWinner 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am horrified by that implication. Who would transition and then think it is a good idea to dialate with an animal?

2
StupidPrizeWinner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, I guess? I did not take thread necromancy in school, and have seen it turn out poorly in the past, so I appreciate the offer, but I will pass. Great meme integration though, and it was nice to see that most of the posters for that thread are still active.

5
StupidPrizeWinner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sadly, you were probably born white or "white-adjacent", so according to them you were racist from the start, though you can take solace in knowing that your grasp of English is likely better than most of the academics behind this project.

6
StupidPrizeWinner 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am actually sorry I missed that as it sounds hilarious. Thank you for letting me know.

5
StupidPrizeWinner 5 points ago +5 / -0

California is welcome to do it, as long as those who receive it have to stay there for a few years. They could even make a reality TV show of the aftermath to help pay back the reparation loans! Call it "Cali Rich: Reparated And Livin It Up" or some such.

5
StupidPrizeWinner 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are just confused and grumpy after their flight, so they mistook "Chicago O'Hare" for "Pullin Yo Hair". Very simple mistake.

10
StupidPrizeWinner 10 points ago +10 / -0

Omg there’s two tops and two bottoms…

THAT’S NOT EVEN HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!

The marketing clowns at BK are not making a top/bottom reference, they are making a "homo bun" reference. You know, two of the same type of thing is still valid? Just like homosexual couples?

Or maybe, just maybe, this is a dad joke taken seriously. It really feels like one taken to an extreme.

7
StupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Secret makes it cool. Like the booyah of a secret handshake compared to the boring of a normal handshake, the apocalyptic of a secret report hits harder then the apathetic of a normal report.

25
StupidPrizeWinner 25 points ago +25 / -0

His speech is violence, her violence is speech. With her machete of truth, she will cut through (possibly literally) the bigotry, hate and discrimination faced by adjunct art professors of color everywhere!

view more: ‹ Prev Next ›