Then they stoned the girls to death for being whores.

“Hey, that’s my mail!”

But when they add blacks to places they have no business, they’ll say “It’S jUsT fAnTaSy!”

But have to split it up between 20 party members.

This right here. Let Israel start and fight all the wars they want ON THEIR OWN.

Black characters only get 3/5’s as much XP.

There’s nothing the left hates more.

“Spider-Man: Threat or Menace 2 Society!?”

Worst President we ever had until Obama took the crown. Hopefully now he knows what it was like for our American hostages in Iran while he twiddled his thumbs for 444 days.

Tales of the Gold Monkey, a 1982 Donald P. Bellisario action-adventure series that tried to cash in on Raiders of the Lost Ark’s success. Starred Stephen Collins as 1930’s south seas aviator Jake Cutter and Roddy McDowall as seedy bar owner "Bon Chance" Louie.

Brother, get the heavy flamer.

Kid loses then goes on X to cry.

The South is rising again!

Arsenic Loopin’

Please try it, Congress. Leave no doubt to the nation that you are all treasonous snakes owned by foreign enemies.

If the numbers were great, they’d be shoving them in people’s faces just like their degenerate propaganda.

The Brosnan era turned Bond into a guy with a lot of gadgets. Didn’t one of them have an invisible car or something equally ridiculous?

All Bond stories should be set during the Cold War era.

MATT DAMON!

“No, I don’t think I will.”

Anything not government propaganda will be deemed “not safe for kids.”

I hope it was barbecue joint.

None of them are needed.

“So, what did you get your doctorate in?”

“We can’t beat manga. Maybe we can get some of that sweet hentai money.”

-DC Comics