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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 4 points ago +4 / -0

So cars have to be a masculine thing

I'd have to carve out an exception for any pastel, post-1998, Volkswagen Beetles. Those are or should be owned exclusively by women or gay men. Especially if they have the eyelash headlight accessory.

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 12 points ago +12 / -0

"...but thankfully she was awarded some funds..."

$25,000.00 per month. some funds.

If she's having a hard time living with that amount, the problem isn't the funds received. It's her.

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh I don't know...that roll of paper in my bathroom is worth all the shit that I can give it!

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 12 points ago +12 / -0

Joe Biden's train of thought derailed!

Also, Joe Biden's follow-up statement:

"I ummm...heard, some people went into the water, errr...bay. They might be dead. Y'know, my son, Beau Biden..."

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Parachutes cost money. The dead cost nothing. Load the trebuchets.

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean, if her employment was going to end disastrously anyways, better this than hurting some (more) innocent people, I guess.

Tell that to the taxpayers that have to foot this bill

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 1 point ago +1 / -0

turning them into filthy whores who do not deserve to have a soul

They have a soul? I thought they didn't! (which explained why their feet are always cold...)

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of the women in that movie joined solely to gain permission to become pregnant

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 21 points ago +21 / -0

So the Illinois Nazi's in "The Blues Brothers" were right all along?

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why are the "Founding Fathers" people wearing clothes that were not in existence at the time of the founding of this great nation?

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 1 point ago +1 / -0

I forget what post I made, but I was banned because I posted on The_Donald

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 5 points ago +5 / -0

David Allen Coe

Merle Haggard

Waylon Jennings

Hank Williams Jr.

All this plus:

George Strait

Johnny Cash

Toby Keith

Travis Tritt

Some Brad Paisley

Some Kenny Chesney (when I feel like having a tropical drink)

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