but, to borrow some lingo from my video game blogger days, I finished that level of the game. Time for new levels, new challenges."
I'm doing very well, fellow kid. Thanks for asking.
This is a guy who wants us to see the shades of grey in a multi-fronted conflict between a family of power-hungry usurpers, an island nation of pirates, an army of exiles, criminals and other undesirables, a wannabe warlord with dreams of conquest and her personal army of indoctrinated slave foot soldiers, a city-state of slavers, and...all sorts of other people and factions that do morally-reprehensible things. And yet he can't look at someone who thinks differently from him, but who hasn't done anything nearly as malignant, without putting the mark of his lefty religion's version of the Beast on their heads.
I think we're long overdue for another edition of Sid Meier's Pirates!
The previous attempt to reboot Thief failed. Try again, but don't suck this time.
I and everyone else has been chomping at the bit for a port of Bloodborne on PC. I'm not asking for much. Just a consistent frame rate that can go up to 60, bugfixes where needed, and maybe some upscaled textures. That's it, that's all I need. I also don't want any sequels, though a spiritual successor with a similar setting and game mechanics would be fine.
For that matter, give me a PC port of Demon's Souls as well. Of the original Demon's Souls, from PS3, that got this entire genre's ball rolling in the first place! Same deal as the Bloodborne port: improved frame rate, upscaled textures, and bugfixes. Considering rebalancing things as well, like making it feasible to get a Pure Bladestone so that Dexterity builds can be more viable and flexible.
Horizon is full of wokeshit. Reboot it and fix that immediately. Keep the robot dinosaurs (and other animals) that shoot beams when they roar, but change all the human characters. Make them hammy and larger than life, as you would expect anyone to fights giant robots with a bow and arrow and wins, not like the awkward mumbling college students who got shangai'd into someone's film project. Make the art direction anime-esque. Re-write and redesign Aloy so that she's hot and has a more engaging and charismatic personality and isn't an insufferable girlboss. Or get rid of her entirely and replace her with someone else, I don't give a fuck. Embrace the ridiculousness of this setting and make it pulpy as hell. Heck, you can get rid of the open world gameplay and make it more like Monster Hunter, where it's all about killing machines and looking cool doing it.
The Shadowrun Returns trilogy was great, but we could always use more Shadowrun RPGs.
Burnout has the distinction of being the only racing game I like because of all the destruction you can unleash and have to unleash in order to win. Bring it back in all its destructive glory.
Bring back the original 3D Grand Theft Auto trilogy! Not that "remastered" slop that looks worse!
It should have landed ass-first.
They used "born" for all the other lines, they might as well have just stuck with the pattern.
Just as long as you ignore the constant gunfire, suicide bomb explosions, and the obnoxious chanting over the loudspeakers.
Dumbasses couldn't even get the subtitles right.
Imagine that, a Biden administration bureau lying its ass off for political purposes, and now that Heels Up has been coronated, they shove a knife in the back of Biden as he is thrown off the balcony.
And it's clear neither he nor his family can do anything about it, and he knows it, at least within the moments of self-awareness he still has. He was reading his pre-written lines at the DNC like an obedient puppet and was the most lucid he had been in for the past five years at least (no doubt thanks to the drug cocktail they fed him, which was likely the most potent one yet), but he was pissed off. Scowling and shouting into the mic from beginning almost to the end, even when he was heaping praise on Cackles and bragging about his (nonexistent) accomplishments. The Democrats have him and his family by the balls (probably due to a certain laptop and diary, among other things) and if he so much as steps one inch out of line, they will unleash their full wrath upon the entire Biden crime family. And all Joe can do is growl and gnash his teeth in frustration before his senility kicks in.
Nope, that'll be the one thing they stick to canon; keep the butler as this creepy looking scary old white man who should have retired at least 30 years ago. Because that's what all white men can and should be in today's world: slaves who work themselves to death for women.
So's Bailey.
The same thing they always think. That anything that appeals to straight men is bad, so they'll do everything they can to remove anything they'd find sexy, up to and including replacing a young midriff-baring, cleavage-presenting starlet with an old woman who slammed into the wall ages ago.
Especially since the EU is acting stupid like the UN representatives in this scene.
"Oh my God. The 59th Street Bridge."
"Maybe it just collapsed on its own."
"We can't take that chance."
"You always say that. I want to take a chance!"
I dunno, looks like the Asians hate us more than the other races as well, according to these charts.
If we were, our nations would still be overwhelmingly white, and the other races wouldn't be in any position to complain about racism in the first place. They'd be lucky if we let any of them walk anywhere within our borders.
Indeed. Instead of telling Netflix to fuck off and doing everything they can to disavow the show, which they should have done (and could have easily by simply ignoring it), CDPR have instead been leaning into it, giving it nods and incorporating its bullshit into their products. I'm honestly surprised they're still having Doug Cockle voice Geralt, and haven't just decided to recast him with Henry Cavill. Though I suppose that option will always be on the table.
I got nothing against this. Geralt's story is over. It came to a very definitive end with The Witcher 3 where every lingering conflict he had left over from the books and previous games was resolved, and Blood and Wine provided him one last hurrah and an avenue to retire in. Let him fucking rest and let his story be properly concluded. Don't treat him like some fucking Marvel mascot to whore out endlessly as a merchandise-printing machine. Same goes for everyone else, including Ciri; her story's done as well and she's too damn overpowered to make for a reasonable RPG protagonist.
I still don't expect anything good to happen in this game. The CDPR we have today is not the same one that made the original Witcher trilogy, and they've spent more time talking about ESG than on any of the multiple freaking games they claim to be working on. Even fucking Phantom Liberty was something they were awfully damn quiet about until it was practically on top of us.
About half a year after after her useless son died ODing on Fentanyl. I hope her final days were spent in abject misery.
Yep. Just like how every white person who yacks on and on about "muh white privilege" and is wholeheartedly in support of DEI and affirmative action will always give up their current position so that a poor, unfortunate, and oppressed pee-oh-see can have it instead.
They couldn't and the writers wouldn't. I bet if the writers were ever confronted about it, they would say they are deeply regretful of all the pain they caused to the trans community for the creation of that hateful episode. All the while looking like hostages with a gun aimed at their heads.
Unless it's worn by a black person. If you see at least one of them wearing a white face obscuring hood, especially during summer, you know they're just there to bring cultural enrichment to your neighborhood.
That's a Shonen Slop Jump manga for you. When you're expected to shit out new content every week, you tend not to think about how your story's going to unfold in the long term.
I always did think the HELIOS ending was the happiest one in Deus Ex.
She has a major points going for her. One, she isn't Biden. Two, she isn't Trump. Three, she's not a man. And four, she's not white. That's all anyone left of Tim Pool needs to get excited for her.
I never had interest in the MCU period, even back when it was supposedly good. Was never even a fan of capeshit in the first place. And nowadays, since I regard it as everything wrong with today's culture, well...
Not to mention, I detest celebrities, so attaching one's name to anything doesn't impress me. It's always just a means to attract normies, or in this case, old fans who've grown bitter of the franchise as of late.
Andrew Dobson, aka Tom Preston, aka Catty N. The guy frequently attacked sexy characters in anime and video games, the people who made them, and the people who bought them. All the while being a complete degenerate himself who drew inflation porn featuring women often getting inflated against their will popped like balloons (functionally depicting rape and snuff porn). And as the last of his stupid aliases shows, pretended to be a teenage lesbian.