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Devidose 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't think he's that desperate.

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Devidose 16 points ago +16 / -0

Judge: "Are you trying to argue your client was unable to fully control himself due to temporary insanity?"

Lawyer: "No your honour, I'm arguing my client is unable to make informed decisions because his status as an actor means he's permanently retarded."

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Devidose 13 points ago +13 / -0

I assume certain agricultural ornithologists will be doing so 🥝🧑‍🌾

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Devidose 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jif is also a cleaning product that used to be called Cif. Or it used to be called Jif and is now called Cif, one or the other.

Edit: the latter.

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Devidose 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those who say "gif" get to sit over here in the seats with the nice view of a dog park.

Those who say "jif" get to sit over there in the seats which totally are not placed on a catapult aimed at the sun.

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Devidose 9 points ago +9 / -0

They can break adults, see Heath Ledger when shooting TDK, so what hope do others have?

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Devidose 20 points ago +20 / -0

it's why Zuko for once ACTUALLY had a chance to beat her in a straight fight, she was 'slipping'.

The music at the start of that final Agni Kai is sublime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae9VB_Cf5RM

Also for anyone who was paying attention throughout the series you can see just how much control Azula has lost since her first appearances, going from precise two-finger points when firebending to entire fist thrusts. She was an obvious prodigy as seen when her flames turned blue but still ended up losing to both herself and her brother who in the end took firebending to a completely new level by combining his existing skills with the knowledge from both the progenitors of firebending, the dragons, as well as what his uncle taught him who developed novel techniques observing other bending schools. How he moves his body during the Agni Kai highlights this with his fluid movements, like waterbending, his deflections of incoming attacks, like airbending, and then during his own push the unrelenting force behind his attacks, like earthbending.

Also you can't forget,

RUFIO!

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Devidose 25 points ago +25 / -0

As that blurb mentions the closest anything came to abuse came from her mother who thought Azula was a "monster", something Azula then says is correct "She was right, but it still hurt".

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Devidose 17 points ago +17 / -0

I don't think anyone should go to prison for having improper pixels

Depends if they describe and pronounce it as gif or jif.

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Devidose 29 points ago +29 / -0

"my own money"

[x] Doubt, and I would fully expect him to try and write it off for a tax break in some way.

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Devidose 5 points ago +5 / -0

LET GO YOUR EARTHLY TETHER. ENTER THE VOID. EMPTY, AND BECOME WIND.

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Devidose 5 points ago +5 / -0

She starts off bold, brash, uncaring of others, and downright destructive

And remained that way throughout.

End of season 1: fucks up and loses her powers

End of season 2: fucks up and destroys the Avatar cycle along with the connection to every single previous Avatar from the past thousand years

End of season 3: fucks up and almost destroys the Avatar cycle again, gets poisoned with mercury, chained up with platinum, and forced into the Avatar state so that when killed in such a way the whole cycle dies forever

End of season 4: fucks up and destroys the united city then fucks off to the spirit world avoiding the consequences of her actions yet again

Korra is one of the worst protagonists ever. She accomplishes next to nothing. She wipes out decades of heritage. She never listens to Tenzin. She was horrible to both Mako and Bolin - both of whom deserved far better. She constantly falls in with the wrong people despite being warned otherwise. She almost ends the world at least twice. And she is constantly needing bailed out of her fuckups.

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Devidose 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yes, you should NYT, because it will place you under the same lens as everyone else where all your weasel words and disingenuous drivel will mean nothing as you suddenly have to live by your own sword.

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Devidose 13 points ago +13 / -0

But it's always a female doctor and a boy, never a male doctor and a girl patient.

Watch episode 2 from season 2 of House MD.

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Devidose 14 points ago +14 / -0

Both dying of an OD screams contaminated stash. Unironically wonder if they died because of fentanyl in whatever they were taking.

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Devidose 16 points ago +16 / -0

Were they asked or did they just decide to announce this without any prompt whatsoever therefore confirming she is indeed what they are claiming otherwise?

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Devidose 6 points ago +6 / -0

Three of which called in sick but nobody noticed yet.

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