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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder if we could ever see crime heat maps like we have traffic heat maps, alerting users to take alternate routes and avoid those areas. We're already close to or surpassed "90s action flick" level crime areas and instead of getting Demolition Man/Robocop level police, they're just nonchalantly fudging the crime stats and redefining what should be considered crime.

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Constipatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm just baffled at how they're constantly definitely not looking for excuses to pull their dicks out in front of crowds but it keeps happening. They're just the unluckiest group!

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Constipatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Anyone expecting this project to turn out well before this casting announcement needs to get checked anyway. Go hog wild. Cast Greta Thunberg or Patricia Arquette for all we care at this point. Woke is woke. Dead is dead.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cannon Hinnant. I don't give a fuck when a black kid gets himself shot for stupidity when white kids are shot just for existing with barely a mention and zero sympathy from the media. Cry me a river.

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Constipatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

To hear him speak, you'd never guess he was Asian. That he was getting roles was because of his race alone. His voice is not very distinct or unique.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

They honestly see themselves as the scrappy underdogs in any situation. They're the rebel alliance. They're Dumbledore's army. They're marginalized and striking from the shadows. They're siding with whoever is losing a war, thinking that somehow it makes that side morally superior.

They're fucking stupid.

But I have to hand it to whoever thought it up and uploaded this programming, because they've successfully turned the useful idiots into willing kamikaze martyrs for whatever cause of the moment. They'll run into a simple argument, get stomped, and come out of it thinking they took on Goliath and survived because they're main character or whatever when in reality they have the entire establishment watching their back.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hell, he may not even like the food. The liberal mind does acrobatics that rational people don't catch because you have to be similarly fucked up to process. Their desperation to look virtuous by way of endorsing groupthink approved demographics drives them. Narcissism is their food and drink.

They could be served turds on a corn tortilla and they'll smile with it in front of them and post to Facebook and reddit about the wonderfully ethnic superiority of their frito chorizo mierda with caspa seasoning, washed down with traditional warm piss-tasting cerveza caliente especial.

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Constipatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

This goes back to something I mention sometimes and the pattern recognition is kicking in again. The alphabet people are a soulless collective and everything about the movement reduces their members to nothing but stereotypes. No names, no individuals, just labels, and those labels are the complete sum of their existence. No personality. No individual. They don't even try. Of course they put the LGBT word up first.

Lesbian adjective noun. You now know 100% precisely what to expect. No character arc because that would imply benefit from change or learning.

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Constipatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Yeah just dabble in mental illness and toxic peer presence. Not like it's a slippery slope or degenerative or anything. Suck a quick cock, you may like it and even if you don't, the other man woman will, and you've added happiness to the world."

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Constipatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

This reminds me of the extended cut of Needful Things where Brian's mother buys the Elvis bust and is sleeping with it and making out with it and she hears it singing and taking to her and she's oblivious to how weird and creepy it is.

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Constipatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'd put money on 'deferred adjucation' becoming a go-to request for every black case for the next decade, getting abused and overused now that they've discovered it, just like executive orders since Obama started flinging them out like paper airplanes.

...and then subsequently, since the recipients don't earn a record, we'll hear about how the number of black offenders has dropped sharply, how their community strength has turned it all around, and how they deserve more credit for their culture.

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Constipatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a shitty memorial anyway. Sure, lives were lost in the Pulse shooting but instead of memorializing the lives and individuals lost, they chose to only recognize that a bunch of anonymous gays were wiped out.

That's all this movement does, even to the living members: Who you are is irrelevant, that you prefer sodomy is the sum total of your personality, your usefulness, and your existence on this planet. It insinuates that alphabet people are interchangeable, nothing more than drones in a collective. Pawns. Take our flag, wrap yourself in it, and everyone will instantly know everything they will ever need to know about you.

It's disingenuous, but maybe among the mentally ill its as close to organized as you can hope to get.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

If it's not on World star, it didn't happen. If it did happen, you're still innocent because racism or you was provoked.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Great Circle game makes a point that a lot of what he finds goes to the university museum where he teaches. He does get results but the world changing finds always slip through his fingers and a lot of the events that happen along the way can't be substantiated.

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Constipatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Plus, he has tendencies. He's inadvertently seducing young female students. He's been in at least one relationship with a considerable age gap (Marion, who implied she was underage) and he's constantly on some exotic world relations tour. It's not much of a stretch to assume that they consider him a liability.

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Constipatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

The comments on the YouTube page are saying everything we're thinking. "You guys didn't get the memo, did you?"

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Emboldened by the notion of a pyrotechnic component to their performance, they interpret the fireball spell as approval and begin gyrating faster. They begin stomping their feet as they lock eyes with you."

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

"This has little effect. The poison cloud is barely noticeable among the copious amounts of perfume and bodily musk of the performers. A few lose a single HP, most of them blame it on an unfortunate flatulation or discharge from one of their fellow dancers."

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Constipatriot 25 points ago +25 / -0

Imagine a neckbearded DM dropping anything close to "you arrive at a burlesque show featuring multiple women of color."

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Constipatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

It wouldn't surprise me if they considered each Trump term to be a camp or series of camps, despite his sycophantic loyalty.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was the plot of a rejected Indiana Jones script that would have been a fourth movie, featuring Nazi cultists. Not kidding.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Waiting on Gabe to have his people help him get his armor on so he can ride out like King Theoden.

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Constipatriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Reads ancient prophecy, amasses a ton of money, forces impossible prophecy to come true to see what happens. Basically the plot from Disney's Gargoyles cartoon but way more evil.

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