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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine working in government and taking a call from some liberal who thinks they have some kind of whistleblower info on Trump but they won't drop the retarded spy movie lingo.

"H-hello? Um, is this line secure? I have Intel on Drumpf being an asset! Yes, that's right, an asset! What? Asset of who? Don't you know?! Set up a drop and you'll see I'm a source! Or we can rendezvous!"

Real Burn After Reading shit.

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Constipatriot 17 points ago +17 / -0

He probably can't justify the cost of indulging politics anymore, considering the damage to his reputation and business interests. It's not just about how controversial Trump is, it's also about how destructive and insane the left is.

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Constipatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Things have gone to shit when fixing your country is looking like it's going to take the same kind of massive revolt that Haiti had, but in reverse. Victory could be a matter of which side starts going door to door first.

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Constipatriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

They are though. They're generous with their opinions, allowing you to hear them whether you want it or not, filling personal and professional spaces with vibrancy and energy. They're generous with their music, sharing it openly at full volume, enriching public spaces everywhere they go. They're generous with their art, going so far as to adorn private properties with artwork and slogans without needing to be asked. They're generous with their attentions, noticing when you're carrying anything of value and generously offering to carry it away for you, or if you are a lone female, unfailingly volunteering their companionship and affections. They're generous with the credit they give others for their hard work, since every issue they have is our fault and our privilege to fix. Check your attitude, good sir.

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Constipatriot 29 points ago +29 / -0

COLD STEEL

A vessel full of Mexican nationals fearing for their lives and fleeing New York was mercilessly destroyed by the same nationalistic infrastructure that Trump has repeatedly endorsed, confirming that bridges are indeed racist...

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

They act as if there's no precident for gifts being given between countries and this is some public admission of guilt. I wonder who the statue of liberty was meant to bribe.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reddit is 100% LGBT - Losers, Grifters, Bots, and Trannies.

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Constipatriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

What's the point of diversifying your cast if the people you're pandering to can't read the subtitles?

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if there are black people out there who are tired of this; being given credit where they didn't ask for it and they know deep down you don't deserve it. It's just gratuitous with these companies constantly injecting race into everything, putting them everywhere, clapping like seals at their own fetish, preaching "yes you DID take part in that, you're so special and important!"

It's embarrassingly disingenuous and patronizing - every company and media outlet offering endless dishonest praise and credit like they're some mentally disabled students who managed to perform some simple task without fucking up.

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Constipatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

If you're going to bother using the scholarly apostrophe in "y'all" every time, use something besides y'all.

Leaving it out makes you look like a dipshit but keeping it in makes you look like a pretentious dipshit.

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Constipatriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Right? Technically the term she should have used was "niglet" and that's a rookie mistake.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd think "good riddance" but since it was sold and not disbanded I suspect it will eventually return as something much more toxic.

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Constipatriot 45 points ago +45 / -0

It's been proven (in mock trials) that black jurors are extremely biased depending on the race of the defendant. They're loathe to convict their own and eager to put whites away. Of course this was inconvenient to the authorities so the results were dismissed, but it proved what any white person with common sense already suspected. A single black juror increases conviction chances for whites by a large amount, regardless of circumstances or evidence.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't she try to write off the crippling wave of shoplifting in the country as "poor people needing bread to feed their families"?

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Constipatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

The column on the right feels like a personal attack.

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Constipatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

24 rapes? I never knew the man was such an accomplished and seasoned cocksmith.

If it were true, they'd love him like they do any other amateur rapist who they insist deserves to be on the streets.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everything here is extremely rare. Add all of these up and you're still below .01% of the population. These are medical anomalies. This list does NOT explain the demographic numbers the left insists are true transsexuals.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine trusting anyone at Washington Post. The constant chicken little paranoia and Mr Magoo blindness running at the same time. You couldn't trust anyone there to sit the right way on a toilet seat.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder how many sit there wondering when Dr Who will come on while this shit is playing.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if it would be possible to create a MRNA vaccine against my own genetic code and inject it into others, causing itching, hives, and lupus-like symptoms in others whenever I walk into the room. The ultimate restraining order.

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