I bet it's going the be like that awful Paramount+ Halo show. Nothing but poorly written melodrama wearing a skinsuit of the game it's supposed to be adapting.
At least Micheal Bay would make the fights look cool.
Say what you will about his movies, but the man definitely knows how to direct a good action scene.
I expect them all to be buggy as hell on launch.
Never has the term "air headed" been such an appropriate description for a person.
Turns out we were judging them on the content of their character after all.
This bridge is facist.
"But it's realistic!!!"
Can a nigga borrow a fry?
I can't wait for the shitshow that's going to happen once these trannies reach old age.
It'll be funny hearing about troons with Alzheimer's wondering where their dicks are and why there's a gaping wound where it should've been.
It's like how girls say they're bi even though they only date dudes.
They do have tons of stories where their own golems turn on them.
Is her acting range exclusively resting bitch face?
She couldn't handle the male privilege.
Oh how the turn tables.
"He a gud boah! He dindu nuffin!"
Ah, but he was normal before, which means he was totally a nazi rightwinger who was mad at trump for... Reasons I suppose?
Reminds me of that one streamer screaming "I have autism!" when he got his phone stolen by some random jogger.
They put chicks everywhere and made everything lame and gay.
Big Mike is a woman?
And why would I want to reproduce with them?
Why would I want to commit myself to some neurotic ex coalburner who only sees me as a life raft to run away from the consequences of her actions? And that's not even getting into the possibility of getting my life fucked in a potential divorce.
I get it, I'm not perfect by any means and I don't expect some 10/10 young virgin to somehow fall out of the sky for me, especially at my age. But at the very least I didn't sleep with 20 different dudes before realising I needed to find some gullible simp to settle down with.
She looks like she could play Jack Skellington in a live-action nightmare before Christmas.
She got the JK Rowling treatment it seems.
He'll say the grooming gangs are feminist propaganda and those girls were just faking it.
But this doesn't extend to the women who were at that music festival on October 7th.
Reminds me of Rian Johnson having Luke unceremoniously chuck his lightsaber off a cliff when we first see him in tlj.
All that matters is that they subvert expectations and "own the chuds".