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Lefty logic and Coldplay jokes (media.kotakuinaction2.win)
posted 340 days ago by AlfredicEnglishRules 340 days ago by AlfredicEnglishRules +27 / -0
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– Kienan 23 points 340 days ago +23 / -0

"You're just gonna listen to doctors who studied medicine for 10 years?"

You're just gonna appeal to authoritah?!

That's like saying college graduates are smart and knowledgeable, or something. Just like college is there to make you a good regime drone, "medicine" is there to make you a good pharma rep.

I don't care how long you studied medicine, there are plenty of people who's advice I'd take over yours. Especially when the truth is fucking obvious, and the doctors and everyone else are clearly lying to my face.

That's what's most amazing about this appeal to authority; it flies in the face of observable reality. It's almost literally the Party's final command, reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.

Trust the Science™.

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– zyxzevn 17 points 340 days ago +17 / -0

Usually it is ",but not those experts!"

Mounting Evidence: mRNA Vaccine Technology Radically Disrupts The Human Genome

"only look at my (sponsored) article, but not all those independent studies!"

100s of studies of Ivermectin and HCQ and other early treatment

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– Noctuner 6 points 340 days ago +6 / -0

Funny how they didn't believe the main guy who invented mRNA though, while he kept saying it was way too soon to use it on humans.

Funny how they didn't want ivermectin and kept saying it's a "horse dewormer", when it's one of the most used drugs, especially in places like Africa.

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– HallucinatoryBeing 5 points 340 days ago +5 / -0

When you're an atheistic Untermensch, you replace God with The Science™.

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– Grant_us_eyes 3 points 340 days ago +3 / -0

To paraphrase a random guy, 'No, I think I'm a fucking idiot and know more than the experts. That's the problem.'

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– AntonioOfVenice 2 points 340 days ago +2 / -0

That's like saying college graduates are smart and knowledgeable

That only works on people who aren't college graduates. The college graduates who are, are in a conspiracy of silence. I will say that the people studying physics & stuff like that are genuinely impressive intellectually.

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– Kienan 2 points 340 days ago +2 / -0

I'm not saying no graduates are smart. And there are smart doctors too. But, point is, the system is there to indoctrinate them, not educate them.

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– Mpetey123 20 points 340 days ago +20 / -0

None of the Trump kids are anchor babies, that's just retarded.

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– Smith1980 13 points 340 days ago +13 / -0

Yep their father was a citizen. Mother was a permanent resident. I’m sure if they ever make the law it will be children iof illegals

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– 5Cats 9 points 340 days ago +9 / -0

Exactly. An "anchor baby" is never the child of a lawful immigrant but rather of someone not in the legit immigration process.
So you jump off a boat and spit out a baby on a Florida beach? THAT is an anchor baby.
You're a lawful immigrant awaiting your formal acceptance? That too is an "anchor baby" in that you don't have to RE-apply for the child once you are accepted. That is what the rule is for! It was perverted into "the child's a citizen, so you automatically are too" somehow.

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– SocraticMethod1 13 points 340 days ago +13 / -0

It's the left, being retarded is their thing like 'conservative' politicians cucking all the time.

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– 5Cats 9 points 340 days ago +9 / -0

The left cannot meme, make jokes OR think logically.
Thus they think the Trump children are "anchor babies" when in fact both parents were US citizens.

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– LibertyPrimeWasRight 5 points 340 days ago +5 / -0

This whole "Trump's sons are anchor babies/will lose citizenship if he ends birthright citizenship" is one of the starkest examples that these people really have no idea what any of these words mean or how anything about immigration actually works.

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– NiggersAreTards 4 points 340 days ago +4 / -0

Florida would ban it

Said by the people that had a years long crusade to ban hundreds of books, movies, thoughts and people.

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– Lurker404 4 points 340 days ago +4 / -0

live so that if your life was a book florida would ban it

I'm pretty sure that would get you arrested for pedophilia.

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– AlfredicEnglishRules [S] 4 points 340 days ago +4 / -0

Funny how the Coldplay joke started up right when Epstein files were being released.

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– Mpetey123 10 points 340 days ago +10 / -0

I still don't understand why I'm supposed to care a CEO is having an affair

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– AlfredicEnglishRules [S] 7 points 340 days ago +7 / -0

It's a stupid distraction meme. My wife watched memes of it for hours.

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– -Fender- 2 points 340 days ago +2 / -0

The only such joke I know is the one from the "40 year old virgin" movie, where that guy who kept playing different potheads during that time (was his name Seth Rogan?) says: "You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you listen to Coldplay!"

Is it a different Coldplay joke?

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– LibertyPrimeWasRight 3 points 340 days ago +3 / -0

At a recent concert they had a jumbotron-type thing showing couples in the crowd. They happened to show a couple that was a CEO and his head of HR having an affair. Instead of keeping their cool, they both made it very clear they were A) together and B) shouldn't be, so the clip went viral. The tweet from Astronomer is his company reacting.

I'm not sure what that has to do with Scooby Doo. Maybe the joke is that Daphne is more typically seen as Fred's girl, or it's dependent on knowing the particular scene that picture is from.

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– -Fender- 2 points 340 days ago +2 / -0

Thank you for the explanation. I looked it up after reading your reply, and I get it now.

Yeah, if I had to guess, the joke would be that it's Shaggy and not Fred lying down with her.

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– AlfredicEnglishRules [S] 2 points 340 days ago +2 / -0

Sadly yes.

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