Murderer running loose in Ontario and this is the description the police release
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Are they even sure the suspect identifies as male?
If they were trans or a woman, that would be NA also
Don’t worry, I know exactly who to look for based off that description.
NA=Nigger Asshole
It's Ontario, could be a jeet.
From parts unknown like an 80s wrestler. Guess it was only a matter of time before we reached this level of insanity.
Could be
It's No-Face!
AHHH! AHHH!
Is the suspect hatless?
The suspect has been observed dodging headphones.
Hello I have found the suspect. My current location is... uh I'm on a road, looks to be asphalt. Trees shrubs. I'm directly under the earth's sun... now!
Reminder that everything in Canada is running DEI. There is basically no exceptions. Whoever was in charge of these alerts probably doesn't even know how to fill out a form.
Reading the headlines of the local happenings of my little community newspaper online every morning feels like a humiliation ritual.
Is the suspect wearing a hat?
For what it's worth, apparently a "13 year old" aspiring scholar was arrested over this. In a real news article, he was described as "a brown male", which isn't necessarily a specific race but could simply be a descriptor of skin color.
The fact it was apparently filmed makes me think this was very premeditated.
Bake 'em away, toys!
If you don't see anyone, contact the SCP field office.
At least we can confirm the suspect doesn't have light skin, blue eyes, or blonde hair.
Blue eyes can happen in any population, it's a double recessive trait that requires spontaneous mutation and then essentially inbreeding to sustain it, however. Statistically it's unlikely, but not impossible.
Police request the public shelter in place? For a man with no description? Everything should be in a complete standstill for this?
Demolition Man called this crap.
When that glowie denturist in rural Nova Scotia during COVID started carrying out his grudge, knocking on doors and killing his enemies the night before, the police only sent the shelter in place notification on Twitter and nowhere else, several hours late.
They also AFAICT to this day can't account for his whereabouts for half a day overnight between when he started killing neighbours near his cabin and when he suddenly showed up closer to the city the next morning.
The Mounties themselves open fired on a community hall full of civilians at a location that had nothing to do with the wanted man.
IIRC, he ended up apprehended/shot in the end by a random cop who recognized him while filling up at a gas station.
Suspect is also wanted in connection with being made entirely of michael jackson noises.
Coulter's Law Canukian style.
Ultra cucked police will put out misleading info - “a welsh choirboy”
Ah, 1997 called this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4EH0RtVlgE
Well this should be easy to fill in.
African
Brown
No
Black
Black
No
White Nissan Altima