I Will Never Purchase Media Containing Any of the Following
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This is a lefty meme level of writing.
is not a meme is a survival manual.
If I don't like it, it's probably propaganda. Simple as.
the righty meme would just be a big titty pale skin anime waifu
I will never purchase media.
Turbo-based.
tl; DID read though: Your points can be condensed significantly. The bottom left and bottom one in from the left are the exact same point, in example.
I understand you're trying to communicate to Lefties, so you're making a Lefty style overly verbose pointless preachy excessively wordy pile of text as a "meme", but that doesn't mean you can't aim for a bit of concision.
Every one of the pics could be reproduced as a new less wordy meme. (though a few of them are saying the same thing)
It could mostly be condensed down to "I will not buy media that is clearly written by people who hate whites, hate men, or hate the idea that men might enjoy something."
That’s wokism. Could easily say “I will not buy woke media.” Which is unfortunately 90% of what’s out there right now.
Coincidentally 90% of all media is garbage too.
Add straight people in there too
I hated that unnecessary girlboss bulshit with Peach in an otherwise pretty great movie.
I have more respect for Mario who had to gut things out instead of someone who is just somehow naturally perfect.
Considering she fails at everything she does in the movie, sans a line about beating an obstacle course in the past, she is pretty bad at being a girl boss and perfect. Couldn't get the Kongs without Mario, couldn't get them to the battle once they joined, had to just give up and have her whole kingdom run after that, needed Mario to win every fight for her.
It was still lame that they swapped Peach and Luigi's roles for the movie. The movie was a lot of fun, overall. But what they did to Peach and Luigi completely disqualify it from being the best Mario movie.
I think Luigi's place is the culmination of his best known role being from the Mansion series. Which means they needed him alone and terrified for a solid portion of it. At least he got his moment to shine at the end. Don't agree with it, but I see why it might have happened.
But its probably the least egregious family movie in a long time in terms of any wokeness, which makes the constant attempts to fluff it up into some huge horribly woke nightmare confusing considering the sheer amount of much more rotten examples released yearly.
In a movie called Super Mario Brothers, I expect to see the brothers together on an adventure, instead of Luigi just getting to be star powered for one scene and the kidnap victim for the rest.of it.
Understandable. I didn't agree with their choice, I just see why it probably came to be. I don't think it was out of some ideological slant, just pure "this is what he is known for."
He is known for saving Mario and co from being kidnapped in Luigi's Mansion. So even then, your logic is flawed.
Luigi was distilled down to a flanderized caricature of his most famous outing, which is scared and screaming until he finds his courage to still save the day by the end.
They made the retarded decision to try and cram as many references and characters as possible into the movie and most of them ended up one note and garbage for it. I think the Donkey and Cranky Kong got it even worse than Luigi did. If they cut them entirely, Luigi probably would have filled in the slack.
Its not a great movie by any means, and as someone whose always liked the 90s version anyway I still think that one is better.
It's not about fluffing it up as some "horrible woke nightmare", it's about people lowering their standards to accept woke infiltration because it's not as bad as the far edges of Wokeness in other media. It's about people accepting the shift of the Overton Window ever further left.
Yep, the goalpost has been moved so far that if something doesn’t have fags or minorities in it, then it’s “anti-woke”
Except, my point is that it has basically none. The most common talking point is false and seemingly just exists as a viral meme rather than having anything to do with the movie. If "girl fights sometimes" is a barometer for woke then nothing can beat it.
Whereas movies that actually push the Window of acceptable and Woke shit don't even get mentioned (because we are talking about the same movie from over a year ago) despite them also being seen by countless people without any discussion or warning about them.
That's actually a good point, and feeds into the reality of the situation: many movies over many years have actually been woke, it's just that most people didn't recognise it until recently.
As some others pointed out in separate threads, the woke invasion has been going on quite predominantly in Hollywood since the 1960s, and going back and re-watching many classic films does reveal this. It feeds into the point about the Overton Windows consistently moving Left, and the less egregious forms of it being acceptable because it's become so normalised.
These days if you see a secondary female character beating up three men twice her size, almost no one bats an eye. Why? Because it's become so normalised people just accept it these days, and that's because it's been programmed into people's minds that that's just how "badass" female characters are in entertainment. It's been pushed for so long that people just think it's normal. I referenced Lethal Weapon 3 sort of being the mainstream catalyst for this way back in the day, where females around that time -- even in secondary roles -- were being depicted as competent if not more competent than their male peers. Since then it's just become a standardised trope, and most people have accepted that that's just how it is because it's practically in all of action media since then (excluding B-movies and niche films).
True, that. I guess it could count as subversion; turns out the ONLY thing she's good at is the obstacle course.
And the only reason she got to be ruler is because she was different, and the mushroom dudes are just infatuated with that ... and in times of peace, I don't think those folks need much "leadership", they just need someone to look up to.
The blues clues one makes me absolutely sick to my stomach. I had a 5th birthday party themed exclusively about blues clues and I was obsessed with it as a kid. I was excited to show my kids all the stuff that I used to love growing up, but when I heard the news about the Blues clues pride parade episode and I was fucking floored. I’m sick and tired of all these fags ruining everything they touch. I wish we had kids programs that did the reverse and taught kids that if their friend identifies as the opposite sex they are very mentally unwell or that dudes in dresses will snatch you up if you get too close
tldr
Tourgen's got the summary for you.
“You can’t do a damn thing to force me to”
Don’t worry, they’re working on that.
I won't even Pirate that shit
Kudos for using the correct phrase "Glitter in the carpet"
The picture should be broken up with each section being a playing card or sticker with the tagline of never buying media on top.
Droning & monotonous. Dumb phrasing - like "female characters are intentionally made to look ugly". There is, I dunno, Hag archetype which is intentionally made to look ugly and rightfully so. So what, you won't play until the Hags are sexy?
Too much of a coomer attitude, too - fanservice is good where it's appropriate. I dunno, let's take Frieren, the recent masterpiece. Frieren is cute but I don't really want to see her nudes as it totally goes against gentle/touching atmosphere of the series. On the other hand, removing nudity & sex cards from Witcher is obviously dumb as Witcher is sleazy pulp fiction.
Nice strawman argument you got there about ugly women. You know what they meant.
This strawman is so bad that I can only describe it as "reddit tier". You know damned well that people are tired of female characters being made to look like troons.
Seeing as how you think of jerking off the moment you think of attractive characters raises a question. Do you think of jerking every time you see an attractive character or do you jerk it to the uggos?