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Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer: German daycare offered "masturbation room" (www-bild-de.translate.goog)
posted 2 years ago by Lurker404 2 years ago by Lurker404 +31 / -0
Kerpen: Kita bot Kindern Masturbations-Raum an
In einem Kindergarten in Kerpen konnten sich Kinder „entdecken“ und „befriedigen“. Das Konzept soll jetzt überarbeitet werden.
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– acp_k2win 27 points 2 years ago +27 / -0

And then one day, for absolutely no reason whatsoever...

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– MassivePecorino 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

Zexualkriminal, zis es mein flammenwerfer, it totens zexualkriminals. -First recorded words of Hitler 2.0

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– WhoIsThatMaskedMan 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

Sometimes when it comes to German, I can't tell if I'm reading legitimate German or English written with a funny accent.

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– MassivePecorino 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Well, modern German, Dutch, Afrikaans and English are all fairly close cousins, and all have the same fondness of have multi word pileups rather than creating new words.

A Dutchman trying to speak German sounds like an American doing German with a shitty accent, by the way.

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– Lurker404 [S] 22 points 2 years ago +22 / -0

Article is auto-translated.

tl;dr
A German daycare offered a "masturbation room" for children to "satisfy themselves". Children in a daycare ("Kita" means daycare) are about 1-6 years old.

Not the first time this has happened. Another daycare tried doing this a few months ago but "reconsidered" after massive backlash.

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– Galean 20 points 2 years ago +20 / -0

If anyone remember WHO/UN/Unesco had a sexual education guide for schools that including teaching 5 year olds to masturbate.

It was up on their sight still in 2018, I checked today and it was removed.

Does anyone have an archived link to that?

edit: The entire report looks to have been scrubbed from the internet, all links I could find go to 404

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– Galean 14 points 2 years ago +14 / -0

If anyone interested, I could not find an archived link of the UN pdf but found one that was archived from a fox news article on the subject:

https://web.archive.org/web/20210810212935/https://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/082509_unesco.pdf

Learning Objective for Level 1 (5-8) Distinguish between male and female bodies Key Ideas: • Appropriate names for body parts and their functions • Differentiate between male and female sexual organs • Girls and boys have private body parts that can feel pleasurable when touched by oneself • Appropriate public behaviour concerning private body parts • Nakedness and shame

here you can find the new version that no longer has teaching 5-8 about masturbation:

https://cdn.who.int/media/docs/default-source/reproductive-health/sexual-health/international-technical-guidance-on-sexuality-education.pdf?sfvrsn=10113efc_29&download=true

So apparently they got smart enough to change that at one point.

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– SoctaticMethod1 12 points 2 years ago +12 / -0

We shouldn't have nuked Japan, should've nuked Germany instead.

There is NO defence for this, primary school kids let alone KINDERGARTEN kids don't have the concept of sex UNLESS it is groomed into them. This is a massive self report that Germany is administrated by a pedophilic elite.

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– RaisingPhoenix 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Why not both.

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– AlfredicEnglishRules 10 points 2 years ago +10 / -0

I wish I knew how to respond to this without feeling confusion, sadness, and anger.

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– when_we_win_remember 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0

If kids that age are jerking off, it's because they've been sexually abused.

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– deleted 9 points 2 years ago +9 / -0
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– 8BitArchitect 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

Don't forget 20's and 30's...

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– Archie78 9 points 2 years ago +9 / -0

I want off this rock

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– The_Shadow_of_Intent 8 points 2 years ago +8 / -0

Kids can't do this unless they're taught. Evil rats working at that kindergarten.

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– when_we_win_remember 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

Or at home, I guess. The child trafficking network is widespread. Masturbation rooms may be a way of hiding the behavior.

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– Careless_Ejaculator 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

As long as it's the "new germans", have at it. Ruin dem kids.

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– realerfunction 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

so, who's going to die for this?

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