As a Black woman, I’ve been indoctrinated to believe that Black vernacular, hairstyles and ways of expression are unacceptable at work
Well, duh. Black vernacular is akin to raping the language and it makes people dumber by listening to it. And black expression tends to be only a little less worse.
My Literature teacher in 7th grade - who was black - told us EBONICS isn't a real language and she'd better not catch us using it in class. I should have told the sista to stop Code Switching and keep it real.
100 percent. We all do exactly what she says. CRT-psychos just made up a term “code switching” to make other people racist for “forcing” them to do it. No it’s DEFINITELY other people, not her own insecurities. She should try being “herself” at work, I bet no one would even care as long as it was still professional: I don’t think people will suddenly hate her for “a southern twang you can’t miss”. Maybe one jerkass would say done dumb thing and she’d use that as proof the whole company forced her to “code switch.”
Undoubtedly so. These critical theory types are mentally trained to hunt for the offensive micro-element in every interaction, and if that’s how you are trained to think, you can damn sure find it.
It wouldn't be timely, but Babylon Bee should make a April Fool's prank where you can read their site in Pigeon. The whole article would just be full of "cooo, cooo, cooo , cOoooo"
As a Black woman, I’ve been indoctrinated to believe that Black vernacular, hairstyles and ways of expression are unacceptable at work.
Oh boy.
Black vernacular
Black vernacular is southern vernacular - and southern vernacular is in turn English peasant vernacular from the 1700's.
If you're saying 'It do', 'It be', 'It ain't', you're speaking the way lowly wretches of England's underclass once did. Your tongue is colonized and there is nothing you can do about it. Every trace of your African origin has been beaten out of your language so thoroughly that you don't even know it's gone.
Black hairstyles
The hairstyles that will get you in trouble are not 'black hairstyles', they are black American 'LOOK AT MEEEEE!' hairstyles. You don't see these hairstyles in Africa. And for the most part we didn't see them in the west until the 70s, with the worst styles not appearing until the 80's after the black american family unit had been destroyed and the war on drugs had created a massive black market (pun unintended) and sucked a generation of black teen boys into street drug gangs.
TL;DR VERSION:
The things black Americans center their identity around have nothing to do with being black. They are the fabrications of destroyed, derascinated people clinging to anything and everything that they can use to separate themselves from everyone else. It's truly a pitiable state of affairs.
They know nothing of themselves or their own history and suck down whatever some marxist academic tells them.
Black Americans think modest, clean, polite, professional styles are 'white' hairstyles because white people just spontaneously turn up like that. They don't realize that what is actually going on is that whites (and basically everyone else), for the most part, AUTOMATICALLY UNDERSTAND that if they want to succeed in a professional environment they need to look like they hold themselves to high standards, and that the standards of an office job are very different to the standards of celebrity rappers and pop stars.
They didn't steal it. It was essentially forced upon them.
Their collective memory of their ancestral cultures has been erased, leaving them utterly starved for something to call their own.
When blacks americans 'steal' culture, they don't steal it from whitey. Out of bitterness over slavery, they gravitate to things that whites reject.
The Nation of Islam, for example, is a bunch of Black Americans inventing an utterly laughable, half-assed mimicry of a few of Islam's most surface level, lowest-effort features, for absolutely no other reason than they know whitey doesn't like Islam. The fact that the rest of the world's muslims regard them as heretical blasphemers who have constructed an utter insult to Islam is irrelevant to them.
Louisiana Voodoo is honestly the only black America cultural element that has a genuine link to Africa, and even that is heavily adulterated with Christian elements.
What in the world is code switching?! It’s a red that she learned about it in college. My mother used to tell me there is a way you talk to your friends and a way you speak in a professional setting. Acting like a fool is not conducive to continued employment. Says more about this woman that she even thinks about this nonsense.
They appropriated the term. Code-switching is when you swap languages in the middle of a conversation. It only started being used otherwise when university degenerates decided ebonics was a dialect and not a mental deficiency.
In Portland the black population was so small, and the portlandia so strong, many of the black people I met admitted to acting stereotypically because it was the only way they could get work or even be accepted by general society. It reminds me of Lee from East of Eden.
Remember this when you think of "the good ones" that you believe can have a place in European society.
Once they get around enough other blacks, watch how drastically they change. Them gums get to smacking. Same for the workplace. Jabba Jabba, rabble rabble shhhhhhhhhit.
My parents were told to only speak English to me when I entered kindergarten. I was genuinely shocked, and still am, that I speak French. They didn't admit to it until I was in my mid twenties and taking Spanish at uni. So this can get ridiculous.
However, this sounds more like she needs to act like a professional in a professional atmosphere. If her culture doesn't have one, she is lying to herself somehow.
Dumb made up word that means "I act like a nigger on purpose to pretend to be more 'authentic' and not as much of a 'sell out' for my sin of having a job and not having been to prison"
As a Black woman, I’ve been indoctrinated to believe that Black vernacular, hairstyles and ways of expression are unacceptable at work.
It's not "Black" its ghetto and trashy, of the black variety. Liberals tricked black people into thinking that acting like a responsible human being was "acting white" and acting like a fucking monkey was being "authentic".
It wasn’t until my freshman year of college that I found out I was code-switching, which involves adjusting one’s style of speech, appearance, behavior and expression in ways that will optimize the comfort of others in exchange for fair treatment, quality service and employment opportunities
Literally everyone does this. Bob from accounting who simps for Vtubers online doesn't bring that shit to work. Carol from HR who masturbates to furry shit doesn't come to work in her fursona. Every motherfucking Republican keeps their mouth shut about politics.
you're not special and you're not oppressed, dumb bitch.
Well, duh. Black vernacular is akin to raping the language and it makes people dumber by listening to it. And black expression tends to be only a little less worse.
Nodoby cares about your hair, cunt.
My Literature teacher in 7th grade - who was black - told us EBONICS isn't a real language and she'd better not catch us using it in class. I should have told the sista to stop Code Switching and keep it real.
Damn, what a racist teacher. I bet they were homophobic too and didn't show you how to do buttstuff all the time.
No intelligent black person will endorse ebonics
Aren't we all doing that? There is how we behave and dress around friends and then there is how we behave and dress at work.
100 percent. We all do exactly what she says. CRT-psychos just made up a term “code switching” to make other people racist for “forcing” them to do it. No it’s DEFINITELY other people, not her own insecurities. She should try being “herself” at work, I bet no one would even care as long as it was still professional: I don’t think people will suddenly hate her for “a southern twang you can’t miss”. Maybe one jerkass would say done dumb thing and she’d use that as proof the whole company forced her to “code switch.”
Undoubtedly so. These critical theory types are mentally trained to hunt for the offensive micro-element in every interaction, and if that’s how you are trained to think, you can damn sure find it.
The pedophile school teachers behave the same way at work that they do around friends!
Exactly what I said.
She should totally talk "black" at work. At least her coworkers are going to get a good laugh out of it.
On a related note: BBC Pidgin is still one of the funniest sites on the internet: https://www.bbc.com/pidgin
Something that makes the BBC even more ridiculous. Makes sense. Only the BBC could outdo the BBC.
It wouldn't be timely, but Babylon Bee should make a April Fool's prank where you can read their site in Pigeon. The whole article would just be full of "cooo, cooo, cooo , cOoooo"
Oh boy.
Black vernacular is southern vernacular - and southern vernacular is in turn English peasant vernacular from the 1700's.
If you're saying 'It do', 'It be', 'It ain't', you're speaking the way lowly wretches of England's underclass once did. Your tongue is colonized and there is nothing you can do about it. Every trace of your African origin has been beaten out of your language so thoroughly that you don't even know it's gone.
The hairstyles that will get you in trouble are not 'black hairstyles', they are black American 'LOOK AT MEEEEE!' hairstyles. You don't see these hairstyles in Africa. And for the most part we didn't see them in the west until the 70s, with the worst styles not appearing until the 80's after the black american family unit had been destroyed and the war on drugs had created a massive black market (pun unintended) and sucked a generation of black teen boys into street drug gangs.
TL;DR VERSION:
The things black Americans center their identity around have nothing to do with being black. They are the fabrications of destroyed, derascinated people clinging to anything and everything that they can use to separate themselves from everyone else. It's truly a pitiable state of affairs.
They know nothing of themselves or their own history and suck down whatever some marxist academic tells them.
Absolutely. Always.
Black Americans think modest, clean, polite, professional styles are 'white' hairstyles because white people just spontaneously turn up like that. They don't realize that what is actually going on is that whites (and basically everyone else), for the most part, AUTOMATICALLY UNDERSTAND that if they want to succeed in a professional environment they need to look like they hold themselves to high standards, and that the standards of an office job are very different to the standards of celebrity rappers and pop stars.
Blacks had to steal their culture from white people, just like they do everything else.
They didn't steal it. It was essentially forced upon them.
Their collective memory of their ancestral cultures has been erased, leaving them utterly starved for something to call their own.
When blacks americans 'steal' culture, they don't steal it from whitey. Out of bitterness over slavery, they gravitate to things that whites reject.
The Nation of Islam, for example, is a bunch of Black Americans inventing an utterly laughable, half-assed mimicry of a few of Islam's most surface level, lowest-effort features, for absolutely no other reason than they know whitey doesn't like Islam. The fact that the rest of the world's muslims regard them as heretical blasphemers who have constructed an utter insult to Islam is irrelevant to them.
Louisiana Voodoo is honestly the only black America cultural element that has a genuine link to Africa, and even that is heavily adulterated with Christian elements.
And instead of integrating, they steal the worst parts of every culture (and that at a skin deep level), and make themselves more retarded.
Of course they do. Whenever they start to stop being retarded, the US government takes action to make sure they stay retarded.
What in the world is code switching?! It’s a red that she learned about it in college. My mother used to tell me there is a way you talk to your friends and a way you speak in a professional setting. Acting like a fool is not conducive to continued employment. Says more about this woman that she even thinks about this nonsense.
They appropriated the term. Code-switching is when you swap languages in the middle of a conversation. It only started being used otherwise when university degenerates decided ebonics was a dialect and not a mental deficiency.
In Portland the black population was so small, and the portlandia so strong, many of the black people I met admitted to acting stereotypically because it was the only way they could get work or even be accepted by general society. It reminds me of Lee from East of Eden.
Well sometimes you have to follow the “when in rome” mindset.
Remember this when you think of "the good ones" that you believe can have a place in European society.
Once they get around enough other blacks, watch how drastically they change. Them gums get to smacking. Same for the workplace. Jabba Jabba, rabble rabble shhhhhhhhhit.
No.
Oxymoron
My parents were told to only speak English to me when I entered kindergarten. I was genuinely shocked, and still am, that I speak French. They didn't admit to it until I was in my mid twenties and taking Spanish at uni. So this can get ridiculous.
However, this sounds more like she needs to act like a professional in a professional atmosphere. If her culture doesn't have one, she is lying to herself somehow.
Dumb made up word that means "I act like a nigger on purpose to pretend to be more 'authentic' and not as much of a 'sell out' for my sin of having a job and not having been to prison"
It's not "Black" its ghetto and trashy, of the black variety. Liberals tricked black people into thinking that acting like a responsible human being was "acting white" and acting like a fucking monkey was being "authentic".
Literally everyone does this. Bob from accounting who simps for Vtubers online doesn't bring that shit to work. Carol from HR who masturbates to furry shit doesn't come to work in her fursona. Every motherfucking Republican keeps their mouth shut about politics.
you're not special and you're not oppressed, dumb bitch.
always reads like
If you don't like the way you act or dress, you're the one who can change it bitch.
Must be showing up on time too frequently too since punctuality is a White trait. Show up an hour late and then yell "I'M BLAT YALL, WHUT YOU ESPEDT?"