"No Ronald - or should I say, Mr. Clump - you're wrong," Lara said, scathingly, as she adjusted her A cup sports bra. "Black lives do matter, and once the Republicans get voted out and can't marginalize my work any more, I'll show the world that Africa has been celebrating trans womxn for over 100,000 years by releasing this artifact detailing an ancient method of sexual reassignment surgery."
Lara looked at the 175 unconscious 6'5 men she easily subdued and felt empowered. "Oh, and mister twice impeached president?" she added as she walked away. "You should have gotten vaccinated."
President Clump felt his lungs dissolve from COVID Omega as Lara rappelled down the mountain. His last thoughts were of the sexist, pre-redesign green M&M. He died with a boner that looked like Toad from Mario Kart.
Her name is the first name people think of when they hear 'action adventure'....
Haha just kidding. All she can write is Karen feminist shlock. Prepare for Laura to battle the enemies of the coastal elites with terrible stunts, overused green screen, and a generous serving of corporate activism.
I used to get excited when I heard a video game/comic/cartoon, etc. from my youth was getting a movie or miniseries adaptation. Now I dreard this news.
The entertainment industry won't stop until they ruin absolutely everything that you've ever liked.
Same. I do wish nerdy hobbies were niche again. I miss the days for being told that gaming is a waste of time or getting laughed at for reading comic books or sci-fi. I mainly blame big bang theory and MCU
Oh boy, bets on how many times the girl is going to save the inept guy, make quippy lines about the patriarchy, and overcome gender roles?
Don’t forget her having to deal with “creepy” dudes who try to flirt with her or GASP ask her on a date
They'll rectify this by making sure they shove in your face every episode her black, lesbian, overweight girlfriend.
Who is also an amputee
"No Ronald - or should I say, Mr. Clump - you're wrong," Lara said, scathingly, as she adjusted her A cup sports bra. "Black lives do matter, and once the Republicans get voted out and can't marginalize my work any more, I'll show the world that Africa has been celebrating trans womxn for over 100,000 years by releasing this artifact detailing an ancient method of sexual reassignment surgery."
Lara looked at the 175 unconscious 6'5 men she easily subdued and felt empowered. "Oh, and mister twice impeached president?" she added as she walked away. "You should have gotten vaccinated."
President Clump felt his lungs dissolve from COVID Omega as Lara rappelled down the mountain. His last thoughts were of the sexist, pre-redesign green M&M. He died with a boner that looked like Toad from Mario Kart.
Her name is the first name people think of when they hear 'action adventure'....
Haha just kidding. All she can write is Karen feminist shlock. Prepare for Laura to battle the enemies of the coastal elites with terrible stunts, overused green screen, and a generous serving of corporate activism.
I used to get excited when I heard a video game/comic/cartoon, etc. from my youth was getting a movie or miniseries adaptation. Now I dreard this news.
The entertainment industry won't stop until they ruin absolutely everything that you've ever liked.
The postal one was fun.
"What is the difference between a duck?"
I will get way more virgins than you!
Same. I do wish nerdy hobbies were niche again. I miss the days for being told that gaming is a waste of time or getting laughed at for reading comic books or sci-fi. I mainly blame big bang theory and MCU
Tits are gonna be average at best.
it's going to be inverted
If Lara Croft isn't a morbidly obese trans negress riding a mobility scooter I'm going to be seriously disappointed.
... so what's with the dragonkin hate, you bigot?
sounds horrendous
All I have to see is her name attached to something to know it’s trash
Wonder how flat it'll be? Trans Raider even.
I'm actually astounded. She's never done anything worthwhile.
At least Kennedy was a sidecar for the original Lucas projects, so she can claim to have been physically present when good movies were made.