"No Ronald - or should I say, Mr. Clump - you're wrong," Lara said, scathingly, as she adjusted her A cup sports bra. "Black lives do matter, and once the Republicans get voted out and can't marginalize my work any more, I'll show the world that Africa has been celebrating trans womxn for over 100,000 years by releasing this artifact detailing an ancient method of sexual reassignment surgery."
Lara looked at the 175 unconscious 6'5 men she easily subdued and felt empowered. "Oh, and mister twice impeached president?" she added as she walked away. "You should have gotten vaccinated."
President Clump felt his lungs dissolve from COVID Omega as Lara rappelled down the mountain. His last thoughts were of the sexist, pre-redesign green M&M. He died with a boner that looked like Toad from Mario Kart.
"No Ronald - or should I say, Mr. Clump - you're wrong," Lara said, scathingly, as she adjusted her A cup sports bra. "Black lives do matter, and once the Republicans get voted out and can't marginalize my work any more, I'll show the world that Africa has been celebrating trans womxn for over 100,000 years by releasing this artifact detailing an ancient method of sexual reassignment surgery."
Lara looked at the 175 unconscious 6'5 men she easily subdued and felt empowered. "Oh, and mister twice impeached president?" she added as she walked away. "You should have gotten vaccinated."
President Clump felt his lungs dissolve from COVID Omega as Lara rappelled down the mountain. His last thoughts were of the sexist, pre-redesign green M&M. He died with a boner that looked like Toad from Mario Kart.