Haiti's existence is a refutation of progressive beliefs. In the late 18th century, the Haitians took control of the richest territory in the Caribbean and promptly reduced it to rubble. They were given a second chance in 1915, when Woodrow Wilson sent US Marines to "bring democracy" to Haiti. The Marines built them new infrastructure and trained up thousands in the skills needed to maintain modern civilization. Haiti promptly collapsed back to the stone age once the Marines left.
In 1958, they had a third chance. US Marines returned to build modern infrastructure and train people again in order to prevent the USSR from gaining influence. The bloody dictator and voodoo practitioner Papa Doc Duvalier, who had been given medical training during the previous incursion, was propped up as America's man. But once again when the Marines left, Haiti returned to the state of an African shit hole.
Again in 1994, Bill Clinton sent troops to "restore democracy" by building infrastructure and training people. This time they forced out the evil General Raoul Cedras in favor of the good, democratic Jean-Bertrand Aristide, whose hobby was sending mobs after his political opponents and necklacing them. To nobody's surprise, once the troops left it all fell apart for a fourth time.
Surely, the fifth time is the charm.
Spez: It's funny how Haiti had initially rejected free jabs, then the president got assassinated.
The fact that the Dominican Republic is literally next door going "Nope, fuck that noise" 100% of the time, and being at least reasonably stable for the Caribbean, it really shows that it's about the culture you create.
All of these talking heads are jokes. But yeah, O'Brien.
IIRC it was after Trump's supposed "shithole countries" comment lefties were seething about - so this motherfucker went to a luxury resort in Haiti, got a picture of himself sipping a drink in the sea, and went like "Ha ha the fascist buffoon doesn't know what he's talking about!" while a mile away a bunch of Africans were chewing on mud cookies and dead rats. You can even see the dead hills behind him, actually. https://nitter.nl/conanobrien/status/955100835784077314?lang=en
It is indeed quite odd that the Dominican Republic is (I think?) the most prosperous Caribbean nation when the country right next door is a total garbage fire. I wonder why that is? I'm sure it's not anything to do with demographic makeups or anything verboten to discuss. It must just be a weird coincidence
The Biden administration’s heedlessness has been compounded by its ongoing campaign of deportations; to date, it has flown more than 26,000 Haitian border crossers back to their native country, in most cases without allowing them to apply for asylum. It is unconscionable for the Western Hemisphere’s richest country to saddle the poorest with a stream of migrants amid an economic, humanitarian and security meltdown.
Haitians being sent back to Haiti are migrants?? Lol
Haiti's existence is a refutation of progressive beliefs. In the late 18th century, the Haitians took control of the richest territory in the Caribbean and promptly reduced it to rubble. They were given a second chance in 1915, when Woodrow Wilson sent US Marines to "bring democracy" to Haiti. The Marines built them new infrastructure and trained up thousands in the skills needed to maintain modern civilization. Haiti promptly collapsed back to the stone age once the Marines left.
In 1958, they had a third chance. US Marines returned to build modern infrastructure and train people again in order to prevent the USSR from gaining influence. The bloody dictator and voodoo practitioner Papa Doc Duvalier, who had been given medical training during the previous incursion, was propped up as America's man. But once again when the Marines left, Haiti returned to the state of an African shit hole.
Again in 1994, Bill Clinton sent troops to "restore democracy" by building infrastructure and training people. This time they forced out the evil General Raoul Cedras in favor of the good, democratic Jean-Bertrand Aristide, whose hobby was sending mobs after his political opponents and necklacing them. To nobody's surprise, once the troops left it all fell apart for a fourth time.
Surely, the fifth time is the charm.
Spez: It's funny how Haiti had initially rejected free jabs, then the president got assassinated.
The fact that the Dominican Republic is literally next door going "Nope, fuck that noise" 100% of the time, and being at least reasonably stable for the Caribbean, it really shows that it's about the culture you create.
Yeah but some faggot on TV went there and said it was a great while staying in a tourist resort so ur wrong and bigot.
Who was it, Colbert? I wonder if he tried the traditional cuisine.
Conan O'Brien, but I think it was a joke.
All of these talking heads are jokes. But yeah, O'Brien.
IIRC it was after Trump's supposed "shithole countries" comment lefties were seething about - so this motherfucker went to a luxury resort in Haiti, got a picture of himself sipping a drink in the sea, and went like "Ha ha the fascist buffoon doesn't know what he's talking about!" while a mile away a bunch of Africans were chewing on mud cookies and dead rats. You can even see the dead hills behind him, actually. https://nitter.nl/conanobrien/status/955100835784077314?lang=en
Haiti cannot be fixed so long as Haitians live there. It should have been burned two centuries ago.
It is indeed quite odd that the Dominican Republic is (I think?) the most prosperous Caribbean nation when the country right next door is a total garbage fire. I wonder why that is? I'm sure it's not anything to do with demographic makeups or anything verboten to discuss. It must just be a weird coincidence
Haitians being sent back to Haiti are migrants?? Lol
Typical leftist drivel: open borders and "democracy" as dictated by them with force.
The UN had a
child raping"peacekeeping" force there for 13 years and this dump fuck thinks it's totally going to work this time.Maby Haitians shouldn't have genocided all the White people.
What? The place that was literally founded in a slave revolt and comitted a genuine white genocide while espousing Leftist-Racialism?
It's been a Leftist Progressive shithole since the French left. It's Democracy was also very Progressive.
They don't have muh democracy?