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cartoonericroberts 35 points ago +35 / -0

As you negotiate price for a package of gray market beef and butter a creature looking somehow both malnourished and impossibly fat stares at you with sunken eyes from the adjoining stall at the farmers market. You see movement below their three masks and hear a raspy voice, "don't you know that shit is bad for you."

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lgbtqwtfbbq 24 points ago +24 / -0

Anti-depressants need to be on the bottom, because that's the only way you'll be able to tolerate everything else.

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Hogbutcher 17 points ago +17 / -0

Literally. Have you seen the new food recommendation chart? Ground beef and eggs cooked in butter are dead last at the bottom. Whats above them? Chocolate almonds. Lucky Charms. Pineapple in syrup. Im not even kidding.

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ArtemisFoul 15 points ago +15 / -0

The meat won't be lab-grown, it's going to be recycled shit. https://www.livescience.com/14669-poop-meat-safety.html

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lapalapa 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lab-grown is for rich people.

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CptLightning 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'll take my chances with rat burgers thank you very much

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lgbtqwtfbbq 10 points ago +10 / -0

My consolation prize is that the "normal" world won't be nearly as clean or high-functioning as is shown in that movie, because in our reality it'll be a DMV American running things instead of Sir Humphrey Appleby.

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have a joy-joy day! (Enjoy your banana-broccoli shake)

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TheImpossible1 1 point ago +4 / -3

I could have done without seeing that.

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MargarineMongoose 10 points ago +10 / -0

Please meme responsibly.

I don't want this getting memed into reality.

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acp_k2win 9 points ago +9 / -0

buttsex will be somewhere in the middle there

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FrozeInFear 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Partner 2637! It's 4 o'clock! Time for your daily recommended ass-blasting."
"Yes, xa'am."

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FuckGenderPolitics 8 points ago +8 / -0

Are they really going to grow meat in labs? The soy based chemical sludge they sell now would suit their purposes just fine.

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alucard13mmfmj 6 points ago +6 / -0

90% of the plastics in the ocean are now coming from china/africa.

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RPD2 -1 points ago +1 / -2

What's so bad about seed oils?

Oh and Beyond Meat burgers (especially McDonalds) are amazing tasting and way less dystopian than abattoirs.