2035 Food Pyramid
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As you negotiate price for a package of gray market beef and butter a creature looking somehow both malnourished and impossibly fat stares at you with sunken eyes from the adjoining stall at the farmers market. You see movement below their three masks and hear a raspy voice, "don't you know that shit is bad for you."
Anti-depressants need to be on the bottom, because that's the only way you'll be able to tolerate everything else.
Literally. Have you seen the new food recommendation chart? Ground beef and eggs cooked in butter are dead last at the bottom. Whats above them? Chocolate almonds. Lucky Charms. Pineapple in syrup. Im not even kidding.
The meat won't be lab-grown, it's going to be recycled shit. https://www.livescience.com/14669-poop-meat-safety.html
Lab-grown is for rich people.
I'll take my chances with rat burgers thank you very much
My consolation prize is that the "normal" world won't be nearly as clean or high-functioning as is shown in that movie, because in our reality it'll be a DMV American running things instead of Sir Humphrey Appleby.
Have a joy-joy day! (Enjoy your banana-broccoli shake)
Please meme responsibly.
I don't want this getting memed into reality.
buttsex will be somewhere in the middle there
"Partner 2637! It's 4 o'clock! Time for your daily recommended ass-blasting."
"Yes, xa'am."
Are they really going to grow meat in labs? The soy based chemical sludge they sell now would suit their purposes just fine.
90% of the plastics in the ocean are now coming from china/africa.
What's so bad about seed oils?
Oh and Beyond Meat burgers (especially McDonalds) are amazing tasting and way less dystopian than abattoirs.