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How to have SEX with monkeypox: CDC releases bizarre guide telling patients to ‘keep their clothes on’ or ‘masturbate six feet from their partner’ (www.dailymail.co.uk)
posted 4 years ago by xleb2 4 years ago by xleb2 +37 / -0
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– OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 31 points 4 years ago +31 / -0
  1. Marry someone without monkey pox, only have sex with them.

There, done. Works for AIDS too.

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– GeneralBoobs 24 points 4 years ago +24 / -0

Marry someone who isn't a massive cheating whore too. Don't trust a slut.

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– deleted 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0
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– DefinitelyNotIGN 10 points 4 years ago +10 / -0

Certainty is not required. Nothing in life is certain. Statistical likelihood is sufficient.

And you gain likelihood through simple screening processes.

The first screen is them being fine with screening processes. Waiting to fuck someone until you're certain there's something legit there should be the default, not a dealbreaker.

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– GeneralBoobs 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

Because most people who put out with a stranger have lower standards and fidelity issues. You wait for it, you're more than likely seeking a connection and less a fuck buddy whom you won't feel bad about cheating on.

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– OldBullLee 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

Amen. A sane take on mating.

Sex without intimacy is not much different from masturbation. It's totally self-centered and you wipe it from your mind immediately after shooting a load. "Sorry darling, I can't sleep over, I must be off. Thanks for everything. I'll call you. Here's fifty bucks for breakfast."

Imagine what Tinder and other hook-up apps are doing to courtship (is this still a thing?), love, and marriage.

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– deleted 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0
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– TakenusernameA 10 points 4 years ago +10 / -0

That would require fags to A: be attracted to people of the opposite sex, and B: Have any amount of self control.

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– FrozeInFear 17 points 4 years ago +17 / -0

"Is there a resource to ask more questions? My wife and I have already been practicing socially distant masturbation during Covid, but she ended up getting an STD anyways. I'm wondering if we need to consider where our--erm, stuff lands."

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– deleted 11 points 4 years ago +11 / -0
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– Grumman 10 points 4 years ago +10 / -0

Better answer: "Don't. What, do you find pox sexy? What the fuck is wrong with you?"

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– ApparentlyImAHeretic 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

They might still be operating under "everyone is sick until proven otherwise"

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– ailurus 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

Didn't they put out something like this for the WuFlu too?

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– deleted 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0
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– GeneralBoobs 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

How about you wait more than five minutes after introductions before having sex? With hookup culture, looks like you finally get what you fucking deserve. Literally.

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– xleb2 [S] 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

archived - https://archive.ph/nBETF

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– FuckGenderPolitics 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

I'd say that the obvious solution is not having sex until one is over the disease, but of course the fags just can't help themselves.

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– norwegianwikin 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Gay men. Giving us the gift of disease since forever. AIDS didn't stop them from literally fucking themselves to death, monkey pox sure as fuck won't.

And as we learned from Australia when they researched STD rates in gay men who got PrEP, the behaviour they show today is toned down due to the risk of AIDS. Once that risk is removed they will literally accumulate every STD known to man and think nothing of it.

Fuck the whole rainbow, I used to be all live and let live and just ignore them, nowadays they disgust me.

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– ApparentlyImAHeretic 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

mutual masturbation fetishists rise up!

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– Xzal 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Same guide they did for covid tbh.

"Sit two feet apart and just whack it".

Idiots.

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– reidj 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

So basically this.

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– deleted 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0
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– Brennus 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Or don’t have sex when you are knowingly infected with a disease that spreads through contact.

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– deleted 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0
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– DefinitelyNotIGN 7 points 4 years ago +7 / -0

A literal sign... made by biology! Which is evil!

Sorry, only orders from multi-billion-dollar organizations that expressly deny biology at the minimum can be accepted.

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