53 Mad scientists trying to genetically pacify hamsters through neurochemistry, actually created the hamster equivalent of the typical ghetto-dwelling New Yorker. Drugs and chemistry. Their attempts to control minds always seem to backfire spectacularly. (archive.ph) posted 4 years ago by GeneralBoobs 4 years ago by GeneralBoobs +53 / -0 24 comments share 24 comments share save hide report block hide replies
So Firefly is about to come true? except we do not have space travel yet and I don't get to ride horses on other planets for no apparent reason:(
We do have things being cancelled
We are getting all the authoritarian central planets politics but without any of the cool parts. It just isn't fair.
I was joking about the series cancellation, but true
Look on the bright side. A Chinese-American hegemony is within our grasp.
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Once again lefties bitterly disappointed that they can't turn other species into ants?
Adolescent berserker ghetto hamsters?
Ok, I did not have this on my bingo-card.
Youths.
Literally the plot of the Reavers in Firefly
Miranda..
The brain chemistry of every species on earth is shaped by over three billion years of evolution.
Every seemingly deleterious quirk scientists seek to eliminate evolved into being for a reason.
Good fucking luck figuring that shit out.
"So what you're saying is...lobsters."
Inb4 he wuz a good hamsta he dindu nothin.
Assuming new drug will be on the street in 3....2....
For some reason the thought of insanely aggressive and homicidal hamsters scares the crap out of me.
The females already eat their own young without prompting or lack of food. This does not surprise me.
we need to ban these niggards. Now
Miranda
Actually, that would be a success, as the average ghetto dwelling new yorker poses no threat to the regime.
Note how in 2020 they managed to burn down everything except the people causing their problems.
I mean.. That's how many discoveries are made. A big "What does this do/What happens when I do this/why did this happen when I did that?"
Something something whether it could be done, something something whether it should.
-jurassic goldblum