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MargarineMongoose 26 points ago +26 / -0

As an outside observer to the franchise, this seems unnecessary and degrading.

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TentElephant 25 points ago +25 / -0

Demoralization makes it necessary to be degrading.

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BigDaddyDangler3 [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's as bad as what Amazon is doing with Tolkien's work.

Episode 8 also uses the Master Chief/Makee romance to set the stage for the show's version of the Fall of Reach....

Though torn between her newfound love for John-117 and her loyalty to the Covenant, Makee ultimately chooses the latter and signals Reach's location to the Covenant. Because he made the mistake of trusting Makee, Master Chief is about to have a lot of blood on his hands.

Chief bangs an enemy spy (who doesn't exist in the real story), and the spy betrays the location of an important planet, therefore Chief is responsible for the destruction of that planet.

What was the importance of Reach? ... "Reach was one of, if not the most important headquarters for the United Nations Space Command as well as the main supplier of military and civilian spacecraft, and the location of the UNSC's largest and most active shipyard."

He'd be (figuratively) fucked. "Death by firing squad" fucked.

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Bennytehphobic 14 points ago +14 / -0

God, the MASSTER CHEEKS sex scene gets worse and worse by the minute.

In the actual canon, the reason why the Covenant wanted Reach was because an artefact pointed them there and that Reach had another artefact that pointed to Installation 04. Here? Sex. If this doesn't prove that the writers never bothered, nothing else will.

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is the tranny bish that they wrote chief into fucking

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Bennytehphobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't care about who he fucked, BidenLikesMiners. All I care about is HE HAD SEX! What more do you need?!!

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BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +3 / -0

wow so he literally fucks the tranny human who is working with the aliens who are trying to destroy humanity...

this isnt CHIEF. This is some fucking REDDIT simp, written in as Chief

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GoofTroop186 18 points ago +18 / -0

It’s like a satanic cabal had some money to spend and they wanted the most bang for their buck on demoralizing a generation of dudes

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TheImpossible1 6 points ago +14 / -8

Now now, calling women a satanic cabal is almost certainly against Rule 16.

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Indipendepede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Depends, if there's still unaired episodes, I wouldn't put money on it not happening.

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AbleistSL 21 points ago +21 / -0

THERE ARE NO HUMANS IN THE COVENANT AND NEVER SHOULD BE!

FUCK THIS POORLY WRITTEN BULLSHIT THAT WAS NEVER ACTUALLY APPROVED BY THE BUNGIE OR 343, AND FUCK MICROSOFT FOR IGNORING COMPLAINTS OF THE CANON RAPE IN THE NAME OF REGRESSIVE LEFTISM!

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Cyberguy64 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've barely played any Halo and even I know that the Covenant can't accept humanity without admitting their religion was mistaken.

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Gizortnik 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Covenant specifically excluded humanity from either joining or being subjugated, because they believed they had a religious duty to exterminate all of humanity. This is because the Covenant was run (effectively) by a species called the San 'Shyuum, and were building a civilization based on the idea that they had the wisdom and power to understand and disseminate ancient technology from a predecessor race called The Forerunners. The effective head of the Covenant (the Prophet of Truth) discovered from a surviving Forerunner AI, that the humans may have actually been descendants of the Forerunners themselves.

This isn't entirely true (the Prophet of Truth didn't really understand what he was being told) but the entire political power-structure of The Covenant would have fallen apart if the Humans were discovered to be more important religiously than the San 'Shyuum.

So, as an act of political expediency and preservation, he ordered their extermination.

I believe this video covers it?

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NotAGlowy 20 points ago +20 / -0

They destroy your idols and heroes to demoralize you.

Prediction: The prophet mohammad is still unchanged in any depiction

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MargarineMongoose 8 points ago +8 / -0

That is because Muslims will violently defend their idols and heroes.

There's something to be said for defending those things which are important to you.

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BigDaddyDangler3 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't understand how Dune gets away with anything. Dune is basically the science fiction Game of Thrones + Quran in all but name, complete with jihad.

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

GAMERS WILL RISE UP NIBBA!! (NOW BANNABLE ON PLEBBIT)

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BigDaddyDangler3 [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Apparently Master Chief gets laid in the Halo show. Spectacular failure of a Halo Fanfic gets even worse.

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Devidose 13 points ago +13 / -0

I see wokesters are remaining consistent in how they think and behave.

They just wrote a warcrime as some kind of touchy romantic moment. The spy is a PoW. She's being held in the brig. John 117 is the CO of the military unit holding her.

So that's a CO engaging in sexual activity with a PoW being held by the unit he's in command of. Pretty much every military and news organisation classifies as rape and a warcrime.

These writers aren't just shit, they're fucking retarded.

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8BitArchitect 7 points ago +7 / -0

A Halo fanfic would have more respect for established lore. This show basically throws out everything except some names, designs, and a few broad strokes of plot.

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BigDaddyDangler3 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's another still from the show of them facing each other and it's even more mannish looking.

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Mpetey123 12 points ago +12 / -0

I mean he's had emotions for a week, met McKee like 2 days ago. Both are emotionally stunted and should be super awkward to relationships. But one minute after MC gets his first kiss they are boning. It's not earned. How can two people unfamiliar with emotions and normal human reproduction all of a sudden want to just hump?

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TomSeeSaw 11 points ago +11 / -0

Groomer thinking. They oft target the sexually uninitiated. So not surprising.

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tylerthet3 12 points ago +12 / -0

I am not shocked at all. I said this would be worse than Star Trek Discovery.

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8BitArchitect 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don't think I've seen a show have a female character be a cuck, but "Chief" cucking Cortana (who saves his life shortly afterward) with Makee (who they try and fail to make a sympathetic character since no woman can be truly evil, despite her personal involvement in the slaughter of an entire human ship, and the upcoming fall of Reach) was unique I guess. I hope they try to pull off an awkward sex scene where Cortana takes over Kai or overlays here Blade-Runner 2049 style. Not that I think it would be good, but there needs to be more stuff to point at and laugh at how bad it is.

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

This story would have been way better if it was a female arbiter instead.

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8BitArchitect 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only if they kept the same voice actor and made sangheli hermaphrodites so "chief" could get a good dicking down.

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throwaway531 5 points ago +5 / -0

This shit is so funny. Fanfiction exists that is more true to the lore than a multi-million dollar franchise on a streaming service.

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MetalGearMk4 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didn't think this show could get any worse after seeing the leader of the covenant is some human broad

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Bennytehphobic 3 points ago +3 / -0

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3fzsFV5vBM ]

See, this is why I'm not getting anymore streaming accounts and why I'm so happy it's my mother who's paying for Disney+.

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BigDaddyDangler3 [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

She's getting scammed. Downloading "back up copies" is the way to go.

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

Master Chief Just Lost His Virginity

if ted was alive today he would be full of rage

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RaisingPhoenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

So when do they peg Master Cheeks?

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BigDaddyDangler3 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta have material for the finale.

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TheImpossible1 2 points ago +9 / -7

Makee ultimately chooses the latter and signals Reach's location to the Covenant. Because he made the mistake of trusting Makee, Master Chief is about to have a lot of blood on his hands.

Wait, wait, did the woman actually write something unintentionally red pilled?

Trusting a woman is his biggest mistake. It's very relatable to most people, to be fair.

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GeneralBoobs 10 points ago +10 / -0

Loose lips sink ships.

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MargarineMongoose 7 points ago +7 / -0

Loose hips more like.

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TheImpossible1 -1 points ago +3 / -4

There's two ways to read this and one makes me gag.

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GeneralBoobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Telling your girlfriend, wife, or fuck piece your secrets gets everyone killed.

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Adamrises 2 points ago +2 / -0

Often times their own biases blind them to what they are writing. In this case, because women can't do anything wrong they treat it always as men's fault for women's actions.

Which is in fact reality.

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DomitiusOfMassilia [M] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Post Reported for: Rule 11 - Spam

Post Approved: This seems more online with active measures of subversion that the Left is doing to established franchises, rather than just spam.

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