Attaboy, chief! (Johnny boy got laid while Cortana watched)
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As an outside observer to the franchise, this seems unnecessary and degrading.
Demoralization makes it necessary to be degrading.
It's as bad as what Amazon is doing with Tolkien's work.
Chief bangs an enemy spy (who doesn't exist in the real story), and the spy betrays the location of an important planet, therefore Chief is responsible for the destruction of that planet.
He'd be (figuratively) fucked. "Death by firing squad" fucked.
God, the MASSTER CHEEKS sex scene gets worse and worse by the minute.
In the actual canon, the reason why the Covenant wanted Reach was because an artefact pointed them there and that Reach had another artefact that pointed to Installation 04. Here? Sex. If this doesn't prove that the writers never bothered, nothing else will.
this is the tranny bish that they wrote chief into fucking
I don't care about who he fucked, BidenLikesMiners. All I care about is HE HAD SEX! What more do you need?!!
wow so he literally fucks the tranny human who is working with the aliens who are trying to destroy humanity...
this isnt CHIEF. This is some fucking REDDIT simp, written in as Chief
It’s like a satanic cabal had some money to spend and they wanted the most bang for their buck on demoralizing a generation of dudes
Depends, if there's still unaired episodes, I wouldn't put money on it not happening.