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The female characters in Elden Ring aren’t even sexualized. They’re just not deliberately fucking hideous, and that’s enough for me.
Yeah I wanted to comment just that, they look like actual women and they arent featured as much As other games with sTRoNg INdePeNDenT wOmMEN
This is hilarious. Even the fucking woman missing an eye is better looking than any of those uggified creations in other recent AAA titles.
What about those sexy finger-readers?
Those are the stuff for nightmares, literally gave me nightmares. For me this is how you know the game is good and engaging.
Could the era of the potato-faced, side-shaved, racially-ambiguous dyke finally be over?
It just beginning. We can't even define what a woman is, I do not see going back to decent looking female characters. As a prediction, Japan media will change to non-sexual female characters, except male characters that already kind of look like females.
As much as I wish you were wrong, I believe you are right.
I believe this because at very point in the last 8 years where have have thought to myself 'this is it, we have reached peak feminazi faggotry', I have been utterly wrong.
If you had told me in 2014 that in 2022, a new appointee to the supreme court hands out minimum sentences to pedophiles and says she doesn't know what a woman is because she's not a biologist, I wouldn't have believed it.
We would first have to convince you that a tub of a man, who is literally named Dick, won woman of the year.
According to the goal of complete sexual equality, it won't stop until you can't tell man from woman.
THey arent dikes. They are trannies. small difference.
I take it you've never read the Shadow Over Innsmouth? It's pretty good.
Lol it does look a lot like the fish people. Pretty similar their appearance in Call of Cthulu too. (Decent albeit buggy early 2000s vidya adaptation of Shadow Over Innsmouth)
Elden Ring is full of babes. Melina, Millicent, the sorceress Ranni, the warrior princess chick Nepheli, Milf-Queen Rennala, spirit tuner Roderika, deathbed companion Fia.
The only issue is Fia is a crazy freak who bangs death, and Millicent has an STD that turns dogs into T-Rex abominations. Still cute tho
I swear the face of Ranni's vessel is based on her, and I could never figure out why. Between that and the importance-but-absence of Miqella, there's definitely stuff that can be expanded on in DLC stories.
My only complaint so far is the Renna/Ranni/Rennala confusion I had because they’re all named similar things and give the wrong name at times and one talks over the other’s fight while conjuring an illusion of her.
I havent played yet but I will sorely disappointed if she doesnt end up turning into some sort of eldritch horror.
whats the top right from? is that bidens 2nd SC pick?
She cute for a type b character