… did she eat the beast?

New Spinoff, Hambeast and the Beast

Ah yes, how 18th century French looking.

archive the commie propaganda outlets

https://archive.md/XGPVb

Not very inclusive to the quadriplegic transgender unicorn community.

No self-respecting Beast would hit that thing. Put it out of its misery and convert it to useful food, perhaps, but that's a good thing (according to wildlife ecology.)

Beauty and the beetus.

The likeness is uncanny. Great casting. Who's playing Belle?

According to Dodge, the Olney was “brave” to produce an unexpected interpretation of the show during the holiday season.

They forgot stunning.

And then they lived happily after all....until Belle died at age 42 from obesity related complications.

No wonder the village is broke and everyone is a peasant.. she ate all the food lol.

They talk about "breaking standards" .. im sure girls don't have standards right? girls will surely line up to marry a bald, fat, short poor slob of a guy? hmmmm? or girls are allowed to have standards? lol

Beauticia and the Beast

Now, all you haters calm the fuck down! She will be great in the role. After all, we have seen her previous work. https://youtu.be/yloh6JdXNG8?t=22

The musical banquet scene will be magical!

“There were never any Disney princesses who looked like me…. It’s just a dream,”

A dream that will soon be ended by heart disease and diabetes.

She was cast in the wrong remake. Simple mistake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcZUPDMXzJ8

You Think I'm The Beast?
https://youtu.be/JcGVXr4M8T0

That chair is fucking with my head. It looks like the seat is about half of a foot off the ground, but her head is still very high up. It.. appears she's sitting, but she shouldn't be that high up, right? Wtf is this mind fuck? It's like there's a seat ON the seat.

I'm sure Africa has tons of folk tales. Why can't Disney adapt some of them if they're so concerned?

Look at me! I'm the Beast now!