Fake CDC Vaccine ID Cards Being Sold Online /who could have foreseen this?
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If everyone else on the damn plane is vaccinated then it's herd immunity and the faker should have nothing to worry about.
Then the CDC will change the definition of herd immunity to 100% of all people in existence taking the vaccine in 3...2...1...
Why would you assume everyone else on the plane is vaccinated? You think that it's okay to be a freeloader reliant on other people doing the right thing; do you think you're the only one who made that same selfish decision?
But even if you were the only person on the plane who was a potential carrier, you're still breaching containment out of pure selfishness. People like you carrying the disease from infected areas to uninfected areas are why the pandemic's lasted this long.
By definition, that's not even a vaccine (like a polio vaccine) but a fancy flu shot.
That's why the health pros can go fuck themselves.
What pandemic? Only fast and unfit people have negative health outcomes.
And why this was a good Test, but This Is Only A Test.
The question is, would people behave the same way if it really was a Captain Trips X Black Plague event that they sold this one as? There would indeed be many who would. If only to get out of the Death Zone (that gets spread by .. people like them.) It's all fun and games to see the chickens slaughtered in the name of bird flu - until you're one of the chickens, and you find out you have exactly as many natural rights as them.
Behaving the same way includes long-term follow-up and motivations. To only include a small portion of the readily available data is to blatantly lie.
"Disease exists, let's go to the tropics and laze about then come back in a week." =/= "Disease exists, let's go anywhere where it does not in hopes of saving our lives, never to move back again."
I think getting a vaccine that's more likely to kill me than the disease does is retarded.
I think the reaction to a minor flu is also retarded.
I think the people who push your narrative are retarded, or malicious. Or both.
Wasn't there a PDF for producing the official ones? I was just going to print my own anyway.
Edit: yes
Off to the Staples next to the vaccination center to get some cardstock. If they're out, I then know exactly which kind to order :-)
Someone else commented in a past thread that based on their thickness measurements of a real card it was 110 index weight (199 gsm), which is apparently the most common cardstock weight that you can get pretty much anywhere.
You can print up a couple for us too, I have neither the skills nor the equipment.
Another KIA2er forwarded these examples - https://imgur.com/a/t2MjsTC
I work in a printing plant. I'm sure I could get one sheet to print at home with no one caring.
get 'er done.
Can you please repost the template PDF? The link doesn't work anymore.
Here's Texas's copy
I didn't know there were different ones for different states. At a quick glance, they don't look any different.
I don't think they are different, that's just the Texas Health Department's copy.
Ok, thanks for the template friend!
I’m just going to say I have a health condition and when they ask which one I will inform them of the laws they just violated in asking me that and ask to speak with their lawyer.
Where are you leaving to? I wanna leave too.
The AZ one isn't a direct mRNA one, but it's a modified adenovirus that can't fully reproduce itself but can infect cells and hijack part of them to mass produce copies of just the covid outer spike protein that the antibodies react to. Neither of them should strictly be DNA altering, generally things go DNA>RNA>protein and not back up the chain, but biology's stupidly complex and everything gets messy if you look closely enough, so never say never I guess.
They're both newer forms of vaccine than the usual attenuated/inactivated viral ones you will probably have had in the past, so there's a murky water either way, but at least some other adenoviral vaccines were further along in trials than any mRNA ones were when covid started.
And you've probably seen a lot about it here because TheImpossible1 didn't like the lead woman (guess why) involved with the vaccine development and was shorting AZ stock heavily and trying to wish the failure of the AZ vaccine into reality to help that. Plus the EU is still busy being petty about the UK and their exports, and the pre-emptive bans of only the AZ vaccine by EU countries (despite coincidental side effect rates similar to the bell's palsy rate seen in the mRNA vaccines) were well placed to generate dramatic headlines and damage confidence in it, so make of that what you will.
re: messy nature and DNA
Apparently, Nature can make its own chimeras:
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-00782-w
I only lost $15 thanks to the market sell-off. I'll never understand why it held value though.
The average vaccine development period is something like 12-15 years. The fastest we've ever developed a successful vaccine is 7 years iirc.
For a virus that I'm 99.997% likely to survive I'll wait at least 5 years before I even consider taking it.
I'm not 100% on this, but I think the Johnson & Johnson vaccine is a non-mRNA vaccine.
You are correct.
It also has a much lower efficacy rate, AND a much lower side-effect rate.
...Pretty sure you could use saline solution as a vaccine with the acceptance levels they have for "vaccine".
saline solution
sounds good to me. shoot me up and fill out my form.
Question for you: if you were more or less forced by your ultra lefty job or county to get a vaccine, would the jnj shot be the least worst option? I'm looking for the closest thing to saline I can get here lol
I think so?
Merck, J&J's duopoly competitor, has agreed to help produce the J&J to increase numbers going out. Strictly speaking, this means there will be two "strains" of the J&J vax, the original and the mimic blend, but once again, a major company sharing the exact production information with another major company (that has a financial interest in finding fault with their biggest competitor) implies things are more aboveboard than the ones only revealing what is legally required.
But I am no doctor, I'm not even a competent conspiracy theorist. I am just a quack on the internet. Assume I know nothing, and all I speak is lies, and confirm the information for yourself.
This isn't about getting past "checkpoints ". It's about getting our free Kripsy Kreme doughnuts!
I want one
Who TF says this is happening? You can shove any pipe dream of VaXcArDs.
The optimist in me wants to call this whole initiative the flash point that causes the electric boogaloo palooza but there's too many pussies in DumbFuckistan who won't do anything about