They’re still carrying on about crossing state lines. I know that’s important for establishing whether a crime is in the federal or state jurisdiction but since when is that so important for establishing whether something was a crime at all? I’m sure John Oliver, Rachel Maddow, or some other libtarded pundit brought it up and so these people haven’t bothered to question it.

It must be so nice to be a woman and have no responsibility for your actions.

Not just him. This weekend a coworker said that it’s becoming just like Nazi Germany here due to the government now “disappearing” people.

Well at least people can now confirm what’s long been suspected: that the mods were retarded faggots.

Yes, but did he use a funny voice when stating the opposing opinion? Everyone knows that proves your opponents are wrong.

It’s funny how the liberal mind works. Make the mistake of pointing out how not all men are rapists and you’ll be shouted down for daring to not paint with a broad brush. But point out how crime has strong correlation to certain communities, prompting businesses to adopt such measures, and then you’re shouted down for painting with a broad brush.

Did you forget that liberals redefined racism? Racism is very bad, but blacks literally CAN’T be racist now.

Ever since the ice bucket challenge, safety pins, and the howl I’ve been under the impression no idea is too retarded for liberals to embrace wholeheartedly.

That’s pretty interesting. You got a source for that?

Yes. It’ll be compared to the oppression Rosa Parks endured. And the Nazis. Somehow.

Shut up! Next, some libtard who’s never handled a power tool in his life—besides priming the bull for his wife—will demand we ban saw blades because “there’s no reason to have one besides ninja assassinations.”

How do you pronounce that?

You gotta’ love how two woke tentpoles came out at the same time then crashed & burned together.

It was the woke weekend of fail.

I’m literally shaking rn fr from such hate speech.

It’s racist to notice things.

Wait, it’s a shitty game? But all those YouTubers and Twitch streamers love it so much! They can’t stop talking about it.

They could go the Snow White route and insist the “white” in the title refers to something other than race. Or maybe they’d go a more “modern day” title. “Bonus hole having person without a partner who is of significant socio-cultural privilege“ doesn’t quite roll off the tongue, though.

“Almost exactly?”

Didn’t Billy Nye just make a Nazi salute?

STOP CALLING THEM CRIMINALS! You gotta’ do better, honkey.

How could the WNBA be worth $10 billion “someday?” It’s been 30 years and it’s barely worth $10. There’s playing the long game and then there’s playing the delusional game.

Excuse me. It’s “Ninja Gaiden of Color 2.”

I’m saying alien grays.

She (or whatever it is) didn’t say anything about being raped.