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simian 9 points ago +9 / -0

ZOMG 70k times in a year. That’s got to be, what, .000001% of all online activity? SHUT IT ALL DOWN!

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simian 19 points ago +19 / -0

Cuck. I imagine he’s jerked off while thinking about how noble black kang offed his son.

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simian 58 points ago +58 / -0

Austin’s brother better run away from home. There’s a good chance his dad will sacrifice him to prove how not racist he is.

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simian 19 points ago +19 / -0

They read Harry Potter. Until they were told to hate the author, anyway.

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simian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Which is shocking to hear. It’s such a retarded ass line, but I’m sure Neil Druckman was incredibly proud of it.

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simian 11 points ago +11 / -0

See? And the actress playing Dina is WAY more attractive than the game design. I wouldn’t mind seeing her get down and dirty with another person. Even if that other person is Bella Ramsey.

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simian 3 points ago +3 / -0

That sounds pretty funny. I’m sure somewhere somebody has done a chip-damaged to death gag.

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simian 29 points ago +29 / -0

I’m inclined to say there’s no way they keep it in. Too many straight men might enjoy seeing it now, which makes it smut in their minds and unfit for a classy place like HBO.

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simian 12 points ago +12 / -0

Despite being created by a black man, I’d wager liberals today consider Boondocks to be white supremacist in nature. Even though, really, it’s just a black man daring to be critical of black culture.

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simian 20 points ago +20 / -0

But I’m not hopeful this will be a return to form of the 90’s. I bet the women will be flat and covered up. Also there will be a lot more images of men than there were back in the day. Plus they’ll play up LGBT leanings. It’s fine to show men fawning over men, and women fawning over women, but a man lusting for a woman is very frowned upon these days.

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simian 26 points ago +26 / -0

They’re still carrying on about crossing state lines. I know that’s important for establishing whether a crime is in the federal or state jurisdiction but since when is that so important for establishing whether something was a crime at all? I’m sure John Oliver, Rachel Maddow, or some other libtarded pundit brought it up and so these people haven’t bothered to question it.

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simian 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not just him. This weekend a coworker said that it’s becoming just like Nazi Germany here due to the government now “disappearing” people.

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simian 21 points ago +21 / -0

Well at least people can now confirm what’s long been suspected: that the mods were retarded faggots.

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simian 60 points ago +60 / -0

Yes, but did he use a funny voice when stating the opposing opinion? Everyone knows that proves your opponents are wrong.

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simian 20 points ago +20 / -0

It’s funny how the liberal mind works. Make the mistake of pointing out how not all men are rapists and you’ll be shouted down for daring to not paint with a broad brush. But point out how crime has strong correlation to certain communities, prompting businesses to adopt such measures, and then you’re shouted down for painting with a broad brush.

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simian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you forget that liberals redefined racism? Racism is very bad, but blacks literally CAN’T be racist now.

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simian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ever since the ice bucket challenge, safety pins, and the howl I’ve been under the impression no idea is too retarded for liberals to embrace wholeheartedly.

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simian 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes. It’ll be compared to the oppression Rosa Parks endured. And the Nazis. Somehow.

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simian 10 points ago +11 / -1

Shut up! Next, some libtard who’s never handled a power tool in his life—besides priming the bull for his wife—will demand we ban saw blades because “there’s no reason to have one besides ninja assassinations.”

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simian 20 points ago +20 / -0

You gotta’ love how two woke tentpoles came out at the same time then crashed & burned together.

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