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send_it 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know... On one hand, what amount of absolute retardation is required to go "you know what? People eat hot dogs and drink cola, so why not save a step and dunk your hot dog into your cola?"

On the other... Have you seen the shit Americans eat on the daily? To paraphrase the late George Carlin, if Americans were offered sauteed raccoon's assholes on a stick, they'd buy them and eat them. This just might work.

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send_it 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just adopt the basic premise that it's going to be shit until proven otherwise. Saves you a lot of money and disappointment.

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send_it 38 points ago +38 / -0

Well done, you've identified the problem. :)

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send_it 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's the military.

From the moment you get your gun you'll be more than happy to leave it at the armory because whenever you're told to go and get it, you're about to do some bullshit.

Even the range sessions aren't all that fun. It's all tightly scripted and controlled to provide as little opportunity as possible for Private McDumbfuck to cock it up.

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send_it 10 points ago +10 / -0

yes.

They're basically small governments within a defined neighborhood. Usually staffed by Ken, Karen and that old fart from two houses over who shouts at kids playing in the streets.

I'm sure some are good and work for the benefit of the neighborhood, but a lot of what you hear about them is small scale, vindictive dictatorship nonsense.

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send_it 19 points ago +19 / -0

Ah, good old HOA tactics.

In order to get the rules changed, enforce and abuse the ever-living fuck out of them.

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send_it 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sure, but it's a lot more risky when it's potentially leaving a paper trail.

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send_it 14 points ago +15 / -1

Yeah? That's what happens when you have a nation of self-loathing cowards who'd rather butcher themselves to the (questionable) benefit of some minority rather than stand up for themselves and for what's right.

Democracy is privilege and obligation.

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send_it 6 points ago +6 / -0

There's redemption only for those who repent in earnest.

This woman is simply under the impression that her gravy train has come to a stop, so she's monkey branching.

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send_it 7 points ago +7 / -0

But man, why is it that so many of the people—particularly women—that are theoretically on our side still suck?

Because they're sociopaths. The only thing they care about is the personal gain they can extract from the situation.

This woman is doing the conflict resolution version of monkey branching. She's currently on side A, but she'll never commit and always try to keep the door open to switch sides and stab you in the back should she at any point conclude that doing so would be to her benefit.

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send_it 3 points ago +3 / -0

those are easy victims, while the paki rape gangs might shoot back or come to your home for a visit at 2am.

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send_it 4 points ago +4 / -0

dey lil swimbitch

by folx
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send_it 4 points ago +4 / -0

Welp, I guess they just materialize out of nowhere in schoolboards, local government etc. Everything is fine and then one day POOF, everything's filled with leftists.

Of course, my mistake, I should've known.

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send_it 22 points ago +28 / -6

That's why the left wins. I even said "as far as possible" yet the first thing you do is complain.

Meanwhile some leftoid fuck gets up and dedicates the next 18 hours exclusively to ruining your life.

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