You know... On one hand, what amount of absolute retardation is required to go "you know what? People eat hot dogs and drink cola, so why not save a step and dunk your hot dog into your cola?"
On the other... Have you seen the shit Americans eat on the daily? To paraphrase the late George Carlin, if Americans were offered sauteed raccoon's assholes on a stick, they'd buy them and eat them. This just might work.
FRIED raccoon's assholes on a stick though... that'd be a best seller. they'd call it peruvian boca fuego or some shit, and the wannabe-posh city dwellers would pay top dollar for it. meanwhile the poor people would be buying it up beer battered at walmart in the freezer section.
You know... On one hand, what amount of absolute retardation is required to go "you know what? People eat hot dogs and drink cola, so why not save a step and dunk your hot dog into your cola?"
On the other... Have you seen the shit Americans eat on the daily? To paraphrase the late George Carlin, if Americans were offered sauteed raccoon's assholes on a stick, they'd buy them and eat them. This just might work.
oh hell nah
FRIED raccoon's assholes on a stick though... that'd be a best seller. they'd call it peruvian boca fuego or some shit, and the wannabe-posh city dwellers would pay top dollar for it. meanwhile the poor people would be buying it up beer battered at walmart in the freezer section.