Wait until Matt Walsh discovers Rocksmith which is just guitar hero with a feal guitar input. It's just a different controller.

If you want to:

A) Play guitar music

and

B) Have no interest in forming or joining a band or making public appearances

then

C) Playing your guitar at home is not really any different from playing Guitar Hero at home.

Now I will say this...

Learning to play a real guitar may end up more fulfilling. You may learn music theory. It may open up avenues of interest you didn't know you had.

But that's all "may" and it's not necessary. Additionally playing a real guitar costs way more money than guitar hero.

Also most of these people make good money off of it.

The other one I forgot is:

"HILLARY CLINTON SHOULD BE IN JAIL

DO YOU AGREE YES/NO"

I think of all of these though, the 'WE THE PEOPLE' is the absolute gayest. It's such an embarrassingly gay Boomer thing to say. Yeah we get it "MUH KAWNSTITOOSHUN".

Oh, I see.

I mean the strongest negotiating point is formal recognition of Russia's annexation of at the very least Luhansk, Donetsk, and Crimea.

In a different timeline, imagine if we opened up our arms to embrace Russia in 1991. They had a huge manufacturing base, access to three oceans, and were desperate for investment. They had lots of energy, but no innovation. We craved energy, and had lots of innovation to share.

Instead we decided to make our future worst enemy ultra-trillionaires and let them have a nuclear program even though they literally sent their own actual soldiers to kill ours in at least two wars on the Pacific Rim.

A real man would've permanently messed up her face.

If blacks wanted to be included in culture maybe they should've actually contributed to it in any way.

Yeah because when I think of 4v1 beatdowns in school, I think of all those stories about negroes getting picked on. Oh wait, a couple years ago a kid who went to the high school near my house was savagely stomped to death by like twenty nigs.

It's 2025, people are still saying 'statist'? lol

You know who else supports this?

DC_Draino: https://nitter.poast.org/search?f=tweets&q=from%3Adc_draino+massie&since=&until=&near=

You know what one very important, specific PAC in Washington DC that DC_Draino has never, ever mentioned, not once, in writing over a million tweets?

https://nitter.poast.org/search?f=tweets&q=from%3Adc_draino+aipac&since=&until=&near=

You know the one.

'Conservative influencers' are literally all fucking jews.

Jack Posobiec, never once mentioned them either: https://nitter.poast.org/search?f=tweets&q=from%3Ajackposobiec+aipac&since=&until=&near=

Wall Street Apes: https://nitter.poast.org/search?f=tweets&q=from%3Awallstreetapes+aipac&since=&until=&near=

Only once from Tucker Carlson, and it was just a timecode in an interview: https://nitter.poast.org/search?f=tweets&q=from%3Atuckercarlson+aipac

Steven Crowder: https://nitter.poast.org/search?f=tweets&q=from%3Ascrowder+aipac&since=&until=&near=

Catturd only twice, 6 years ago, but mentioned in passing: https://nitter.poast.org/search?f=tweets&q=from%3Acatturd2+aipac&since=&until=&near=

Even if I didn't have a ton of other reasons to hate the jews, I'd hate them just because I fucking cannot stand the fucking people who love them.

And of course, MUH CONSPIRACY.

To my knowledge, being an "Infowars Reporter" means you write shit on the website. It doesn't mean you investigate anything. Has InfoWars ever "broken" a story? Do they actually "investigate" anything? Or do they just repeat shit that they heard from somewhere else?

Environmentalism is strongest amongst women, and women have a genetic compulsion to insist that every single issue be magnified a trillion-fold and framed through a lens of shrieking hysterics in order to be taken seriously.

They don't know that men have a genetic capability to just ignore them because we're used to them pulling histrionics about everything.

A woman will ask you to order a burger without pickles. Even if you ordered it correctly and they just put pickles on it anyway, you'll hear eight days of bitching, probably about how 'you did it on purpose' and 'you never listen'. Two months later you'll get a fucked-up order and she'll tell you it was intentional because 'remember that time you ordered it with pickles?' and ten years later you'll have an argument and the fucking pickles get brought up again.

Yeah I'm fully inoculated against your bullshit, so when you say we will all die because of the weather, I'm going to assume it's exactly as big a deal as having a single fucking easily-removed pickle on your burger, which you should be eating anyway because pickles are delicious and you belong in a fucking camp if you have a problem with them.

That site is confusing, maybe terrible.

On the second page it has:

2023 April 22 The River Fish Will All Die

And in the little box to the side:

Prediction made by: Barry Commoner Topic: Environmental Disaster/Pollution Year: 2023

But the prediction was from the 1970s but that's nowhere unless you look carefully at the link provided.

Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Ceiling Bird

Will and Grace was also before they opened the floodgates and flushed a fusillade of faggotry onto society at large.

People actually think that fags have 'normal' relationships, and that gay men dating is like a man dating a woman. It's not. Nickocado Avocado has a twink boyfriend who was in tears because Nick went home and fucked another guy before he even left the airport.

Whenever they negrify something there's always these fat unfuckables who come out saying "I'm so glad to see someone who looks like me!"

Therefore I do not involve myself with project that feature people who do not look like me.

We should rename Earth Day to "Take One For The Team Day". If shitlibs are so concerned that humans are going to cause the total death of all life on Earth, we should convince them to all mass-suicide, and the huge population drop would in fact result in the reduction in CO2 output that they insist is required to save the Earth.

Adam Driver looks so much like Alan Rickman that he could be his kid, and he's a good actor at that.

Nobody verified any of this. And if the 'Epstein List' ever existed, it was destroyed long ago.

Now we're finding out how much of that is true.

Are we?

Like what?

The vast majority of 'conspiracy theories' that gain traction the loudest are idiotic things like space lasers blowing up 0.02% of Los Angeles because something something 15 minute cities. They said the same shit about Lahaina except it never happened, and the Hawaiian government actually took measures to stop investment firms from buying up the land.

USAID money laundering is in fact a "conspiracy theory" but it's not sexy. It's also pretty fucking mundane and it's the kind of shit that everybody on the planet for all of history has engaged in all the time: the corruption of politics and fraud by way of money. The fucking Roman Empire had this same goddamn shit happening.

Compare that to "HAARP caused an ice storm in Texas one time to make Republicans look bad" or some shit. How many people who talk about HAARP are aware that that theory was literally invented to just sell a book? The guy who wrote it (I could look him up but I don't care) never had any kind of leaked emails, or technical documents, or did any sort of high-level analysis of the technology. He literally just made it the fuck up. HAARP, in fact, is run by the University of Alaska or Anchorage or whatever, and you can rent time on it. Has any conspiracy theorist actually gone to HAARP and invested any research into it?

Fuck no, that requires you to have an education beyond driving a dump truck. It's easier for the poor, stupid, lazy CT crowd to just bitch and whine on the internet.

Remember Gary Webb? The guy who 'broke the Iran/Contra scandal'? How many are aware that Gary Webb didn't 'break' the scandal until after it was public knowledge outed by congress? And he "was killed" years and years after he wrote his book? So they killed this guy to 'cover up' a scandal that already was exposed, and they waited until after he published his book, which you can still buy today?

Remember Michael Hastings? The guy who 'uncovered the truth about Iraq'? How many are aware that Michael Hastings not only was doing Obama's dirty work and got a beloved general removed from duty (a general who was openly critical of the Iraq war), but everything he wrote was, like Gary Webb, written after the public already knew the Iraq war was bullshit? How many are aware that the Iraq Dossier had never been covered up and openly involved the Blair government, and nobody there was killed for it? So they killed this guy to 'cover up' a scandal that already was exposed, and they waited until after he published his book, which you can still buy today?

Conspiracy theory is fucking gay. It has the same effect on the world as being 40 years old and still insisting Santa Claus is real: nobody cares, and it doesn't matter. Get a real hobby and focus on the future instead of continuing to piss away your life on decades-old faggotry that nobody will ever care about.

Half of 'conspiracy theorists' will tell you that the moon landing hoaxery is a stupid theory, which means at least half of conspiracy theorists are wrong about one of the oldest conspiracy theories to exist.

But they all will claim they're always right.

I do not waste my time with conspiracy theory nonsense. It's a waste of your fucking life and it frankly doesn't matter. If the govenrment came out and said "yes the moon landing was fake", what changes? Literally nothing. Some fat dumb rednecks will go "SEE I WAS RIGHT" and then... nobody cares. "Oh wow, huh." It has no bearing on anything in reality today, considering 99% of the people involved with it are dead anyway.

And even if they weren't what are you gonna do? Throw Buzz Aldrin jail?

My personal position is that the vast majority of 'conspiracy theories' are themselves a conspiracy theory seeded by the government.

Look at what we "know" the government has done in secret... it's almost entirely psyop stuff. Governments have proven to be very bad at actual kinetic actions.

Now let's pretend you're an all-powerful intelligence agency, ostensibly tasked with protecting the interests of the United States. You have a huge demographic of the country that fits the following stereotype:

1. Profoundly low-IQ/uneducated/unqualified,
2. Heavily armed,
3. Routinely express extreme dissatisfaction with the government,
4. Regularly talk about militias, revolution, etc.

There's too many to really "do" anything with like throw them all in camps. What's the next best thing? Make them insane. Make them impossible to take seriously. Make them paranoid, make them toxic to be around.

Because they're typically extremely stupid, it's very easy to get them to believe fantastic stuff. For example, the whole 'space lasers are blowing up cities'. Has anyone who actually has qualifications and education and expertise ever chimed in with the "space lasers are real" thing? Nope. The entire Lahaina DEW thing was started by a fucking real estate agent babbling stupid shit about blue roofs.

The conspiracy theorist fringe group is entirely impotent. They're too paranoid to organize, because they call everything and everyone a fed plot.

Look at how EASILY they all fell for "Patriot Front are feds" narrative. This narrative was invented and pushed by 'influencers' on the internet. Not only is there is no evidence, but "PF are feds" is such a ridiculous psyop that the brainwashed imbeciles who believe it literally can not even tell you what Patriot Front has ever even done that is bad.

The best I have ever gotten was "they make MAGA look bad". Do you think MAGA has ever needed any help at all to 'look bad'? January 6th made MAGA look worse than Patriot Front ever could have hoped.

Patriot Front hands out pamphlets and marches in silence. They protested LGBTQ faggotry in Idaho and got arrested for it. That's the sum total of their actions. What about this 'looks bad'?

Think about this: MKULTRA is real, but conspiracy theorists will effectively insist that they are 100% immune to MKULTRA psyops.

Think about this: Conspiracy theory 'threatens' the powers that be, but you can freely talk about conspiracy theory on pretty much every single major platform, and be a prominent conspiracy theorist and nothing happens to you.

Think about this: The 'conspiracy theory' that took (kind of) Alex Jones out was Sandy Hook. That was the only one. Why just Sandy Hook? One could argue that out of all the conspiracy theories, that means that Sandy Hook was the only one that was actually a real event without a conspiracy, OR it could mean that out of all the conspiracy theories, Sandy Hook was the only one that was a real conspiracy and the rest were not.

...

A lot of powerful people simply do not care what conspiracy theorists think, and it's time to ask questions about that and whether or not that means there's any point to wasting your time on conspiracy theories, especially ones that are decades old and at this point can not and never will be 'proven'.

If there ever was an Epstein list, the list has almost certainly be destroyed.

The blackmail only works when Epstein and the island were unknown.

What is known now is that the only people who could have that list are government intelligence agencies, so any blackmail would have to be coming from them, which shines light from a place they don't want you to see.

That makes the list pretty useless now. You'll never see it. And at this point it could entirely be claimed to be deepfaked or something.

It's all so tiresome.

That is literally how all crypto coins work.

Here's why there's 10 million shitcoins:

1. Popular 'crypto bro' builds following talking about how rich he got with crypto and to listen to him for tips.

2. Quietly buys a ton of shitcoin.

3. Tells his followers it'll be the next big thing.

4. Shitcoin skyrockets as they all buy. Cryptobro dumps all his coin and steals their money. Shitcoin collapses.

5. Cryptobro points to the spike and says he predicted it and he's rich.

6. Crypto bro says to listen to him for tips, and there's a new coin...

I don't know if that's totally fair. Katara was the mother figure, Sokka, while comic relief, was also perfectly level-headed and also the one with the balls.

I have a bigger problem with the original because Katara has no arc at all, she plays the mother hen the entire show, except like one fucking episode they threw in right before the finale with bloodbending because the writers thought it up too late in the series to do anything with it.