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m0r1arty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Erik Monk, that's who D.B. Woodside plays in The Night Agent.

What has Amenadiel been up to now?

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m0r1arty 18 points ago +18 / -0

Uptoots, but this reads less like persecution and more like the bill arriving.

Met plenty of this type in Vietnam back in 2015. Smug. Certain they’d be winning forever. Hillary and #HeForShe all the way. California 'journalism' professors, NYC ad guys, political hustlers. The sort that don’t leave the party until the homeless have gutted the place.

Calves only bleat in the slaughterhouse. The meat always thinks it’s special. Not the special.

A whole class of people mistook easy access to money for talent. Now that the money’s gone and the class has hardened they are shocked to find out they have nothing left.

This isn’t DEI. It’s hunger. They were fattened to bleat so others could profit. Same story as the 80s. Greed and confidence beat diligence for a while. Then gravity nips in and it is no neck nap time.

Dudley might not like it, but he's on the menu now because he helped write it.

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m0r1arty 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm all against thieves having the keys to people's success but* without kids there are no successes (Or at least anyone to remember them).

We need kids, they shouldn't be factored in like licenses and we need to punish those who would treat young minds like pocket change to be handed around idly for personal gain.

The UK government is currently run by a man who signed off on a well known publicly funded entertainer not being investigated for paedophilia. A claim which has been thoroughly proven to have happened while this entertainer worked at the BBC (A government supported media institute which just tried to topple the US election system).

This same leader of the UK also dismissed claims of coordinated gang rapes of minor which have also been thoroughly proven.

If anyone is not thinking of the kids (Or indeed is, but not in the way that is allowed legally) it is this leader of the UK. Optics alone dictate that we drop these sanctions to invade personal privacy when it has been shown that the problems here are at the systemic level and not at ground level.

If the UK government were to insist that all of those 'deleted' WhatsApp messages sent and received during the covid calamity were resurfaced and investigated I could perhaps see room for this to continue. But*, as is, the only proven criminals here are the government.

*Yes, there's always a but.

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m0r1arty 7 points ago +7 / -0

tl;dw - Youtuber ambulance chaser speaks some Japanese.

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m0r1arty 5 points ago +5 / -0

The original album cover depicted visual impact over scientific accuracy. Snell’s law is more like Schnell's law with how the light bends into its visible spectrum for us to perceive.

The new one is gay, and not in the cool homosexual cutting wit humour kind of way, and is further removed from reality than anything the original could ever have imagined.

But hey, it's money and good times. Don't fret over it.

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m0r1arty 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was hoping that you'd bring up that important descriptor.

Can you believe this reply nearly sodomised you to death?

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m0r1arty 7 points ago +7 / -0

beating his girlfriend to death

That's gonna need some evidence.

There are records of domestic assault and a facial fracture, so no some change. but beating to death?

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m0r1arty 7 points ago +7 / -0

Imagine how angry they would get at "Ronaldo the No Redeemer".

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m0r1arty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well...

Spoilers ahead!

You arrive in a town to do an undisclosed task. But prior to doing said task you have to help out a lot of other people.

Then, you get to start said task (But the game ends before you see what that is).

Some small yellow flowers greet you are you start your quest.

I can say no more, say no more.

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m0r1arty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fair play, the gaming industry is worse than it was.

That's the game we're playing in bringing it back to where it was.

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m0r1arty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just the fact that a widely love game was overlooked for the AAA slop.

They look more like Jeff Minter than Lenny Kravitz or Keanu Reeves does, but it's clear that haranguing the quarry into the cage is the goal here.

The game was over before it began.

I'm into games, not button mashing nonsense with great graphics.

If fun and humour are all we have left, then I'll give you 14 upticks and mention the narwhal :p

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m0r1arty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could have used this image instead but it's not fitting the narrative.

You can still buy their game though at all popular outlets if you're an evil woman hating Nazi who tortures kittens like I am :)

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m0r1arty 14 points ago +14 / -0

Reads as follows:

...

gm here’s my standards for 2026:

  • IQ 130+
  • dark triad light
  • feminist adjacent
  • between 6’1 and 6’3
  • gym/BMI 21 - 23
  • beard
  • likes all my tweets (on the inside)
  • goes to therapy (out of own free will)
  • does everything i want
  • cooks and cleans
  • loves plants
  • eats meat 🥩
  • has his guy friends
  • buys me thoughtful things
  • takes care of me regularly
  • can solve a quadratic equation
  • knows how recursion works
  • maybe can raise a dog

i'm not asking for much

...

And with her picture. and a link to her being the founding CEO of a games company called BlockUs (Earn crypto while you game type affair).

If it's a new form of advertising clout, it's working.

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m0r1arty 7 points ago +7 / -0

What do you say to this woman when she has two black eyes?

Nothing? She's already been anti-SLAPP'd twice.

Poor joke, I know, but I can't let a good pun pass me by.

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m0r1arty 4 points ago +4 / -0

In b4 the media tries to play this as Trump's equivalent to the 1936 Olympics in Berlin.

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m0r1arty 1 point ago +1 / -0

When a German person goes to the US and has kids with another German person, are those kids considered American?

I'm a bit slow here, what if it was a German who had Somalian heritage but they married a Native American (First People), so their kids get extra points?

What if the kid from this Somalian German and First People American went to Australia and had kids with someone who was born of a French Vietnamese person and an Aboriginal, do their kids get dual passports?

What if they are atheist Jews?

So many questions, it feel like I'm just loading up a melting pot.

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