by folx
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joeyjojoshabadoo1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, thing is, exploitative as those pageant girls are encouraged to meet some sort of princess ideal. Nobody's pushing them to gyrate, twerk, make beej faces, and flash their genitals while perverts throw dollars at them.

Nobody's celebrating a pageant girl talking about snorting ketamine and referencing bondage. Your side can't say the same. There is no equivalence here. The mere presence of makeup and jewelry does not make these the same thing.

And you know it, you sick fuckin' degenerates.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, they're successful? Okay, keep making them then. Keep paying to make more. All day and all night, nothing but winners. Watch that success profit just keep rolling in.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 15 points ago +15 / -0

No, "awkward" was when you freaks threatened to yank my autistic daughter's paraprofessional services (that we paid for entirely out of pocket) unless me, my wife, and all of our other children wore masks inside our own home the entire time the para was present. And then you followed through when we said we weren't doing that. Poof, no more services.

"Awkward" was when you people tried to have me arrested for not being masked at a school board meeting--my presence there being to ask, after 8 months, exactly how long into the future you were intending to keep the public schools entirely shuttered, in the absence of a single covid fatality in our city for months.

Speaking of "awkward," it was pretty "awkward" when one of you zombies actually came at me with a mask in your hands and attempted to physically put it on my face, when I came into a clinic to have my fractured toe looked at. You looked at me like I was the crazy one when I dodged to the side, waved, said "No, thank you!" and left.

I don't think it was me who made things "awkward" when, in the middle of a long car trip with the family, I went into a gas station to buy gas station pizza for the kids. I waited in line, had the food on plates in the open air, paper cash money in-hand, then the the maskologist cashier said that in order to ring me up, I was going to have to go to my car and get "my mask." Motherfucker, I don't have a "my mask," I don't have any mask, and I'm certainly not going to do this stupid song and dance just to pick up trash road food. But the look you gave me as I left empty-handed sure was "awkward."

Fuck you unthinking drones to the Moon and back. Not only should anyone continuing this charade be openly gawked at like they've got a weeping disfigurement at all times, anyone who ever told another human being that they had to don the sacred face-tissue should have the outline of these things tattooed on their fucking face for all eternity.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice use of quotes! So, he didn't actually say that, the book "says" that. But using the quotation marks in that way gives the appearance that these were his words. Mwah. Always nice to see the old tricks.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 10 points ago +10 / -0

The States have to assert themselves. They have to start being outraged when the alien army acts with impunity in their heartlands. As much as I like DeSantis, he has still allowed the Fed to act with seemingly unlimited purview within his sovereign territory. Maybe he's a smarter guy than me, and this is the better long plan. But I'm sick of this shit, and want to see an end to obviously evil action. It would be nice if a Governor or a Sheriff or two would stop these federale asshats from doing whatever nonsense they please. But I have a feeling it's going to come down to some households, who just don't give up and instead uphold their natural rights with their natural rights, that ends up sparking the next stage.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 18 points ago +18 / -0

Ah. I've been waiting for this significant step forward.

I was standing on a median in 2019, holding an American flag, and a red sign advocating for a local County Commissioner, and a young lady stopped at the light, then rolled down her window and spat at me. "Fuck you!" she said.

"I'm your neighbor!" I said. She said "I don't care!" and then emptied a bunch of trash from her car in my direction. Sandwich wrappers and styrofoam cups mostly.

This happened more than once, including the bit with the trash. What the eff is with these women and keeping trash in their cars? Anyway, this ends in shooting pamphleteers, obviously.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's an easy one: The Pre-Civil War American South.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 42 points ago +42 / -0

There is no sexuality in Oz, you dumb creepy perverts. There is no sex in Oz. Baum didn't write heterosexuality (also known as "normal, regular") or homosexuality, because his stories were light fairy-tales for children.

Stop inserting your weird, obsessive pervert thoughts into everything, including media for children.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Jeezum crow! I'm supposed to believe this single white lady, some dull-looking teacher, is the mastermind and ringleader of these people?:

Abdikerm Abdelahi Eidleh, 39, of Burnsville, Minnesota

Salim Ahmed Said, 33, of Plymouth, Minnesota

Abdulkadir Nur Salah, 36, of Columbia Heights, Minnesota

Ahmed Sharif Omar-Hashim, 39, of Minneapolis, Minnesota

Abdi Nur Salah, 34, of Minneapolis, Minnesota

Abdihakim Ali Ahmed, 36, of Apple Valley, Minnesota

Ahmed Mohamed Artan, 37, of Minneapolis, Minnesota

Abdikadir Ainanshe Mohamud, 30, of Fridley, Minnesota

Abdinasir Mahamed Abshir, 30, of Minneapolis, Minnesota

Asad Mohamed Abshir, 32, of Mankato, Minnesota

Hamdi Hussein Omar, 26, of St. Paul, Minnesota

Ahmed Abdullahi Ghedi, 32, of Minneapolis, Minnesota

Abdirahman Mohamud Ahmed, 54, of Columbus, Ohio

It is remarkable, just inexcusable, that given whatever the hell this is, that this lady is the media face of the operation. This is clearly a cell of some kind.

edit: Holy cow there's more, these guys are just falling from the sky:

Abdiaziz Shafii Farah, 33, of Savage, Minnesota

Mohamed Jama Ismail, 49, of Savage, Minnesota

Mahad Ibrahim, 46, of Lewis Center, Ohio

Abdimajid Mohamed Nur, 21, of Shakopee, Minnesota

Said Shafii Farah, 40, of Minneapolis, Minnesota

Abdiwahab Maalim Aftin, 32, of Minneapolis, Minnesota

Mukhtar Mohamed Shariff, 31, of Bloomington, Minnesota

Hayat Mohamed Nur, 25, of Eden Prairie, Minnesota

Qamar Ahmed Hassan, 53, of Brooklyn Park, Minnesota

Sahra Mohamed Nur, 61, of Saint Anthony, Minnesota

Abdiwahab Ahmed Mohamud, 32, of Brooklyn Park, Minnesota

Filsan Mumin Hassan, 28, of Brooklyn Park, Minnesota

Guhaad Hashi Said, 46, of Minneapolis, Minnesota

Abdullahe Nur Jesow, 62, of Columbia Heights, Minnesota

Abdul Abubakar Ali, 40, of St. Paul, Minnesota

Yusuf Bashir Ali, 40, of Vadnais Heights, Minnesota

Haji Osman Salad, 32, of St. Anthony, Minnesota

Fahad Nur, 38, of Minneapolis, Minnesota

Anab Artan Awad, 52, of Plymouth, Minnesota

Sharmarke Issa, 40, of Edina, Minnesota

Farhiya Mohamud, 63, of Bloomington, Minnesota

Liban Yasin Alishire, 42, of Brooklyn Park, Minnesota

Khadar Jigre Adan, 59, of Lakeville, Minnesota

Sharmake Jama, 34, of Rochester, Minnesota

Ayan Jama, 43, of Rochester, Minnesota

Asha Jama, 39, of Lakeville, Minnesota

Fartun Jama, 35, of Rosemount, Minnesota

Mustafa Jama, 45, of Rochester, Minnesota

Zamzam Jama, 48, of Rochester, Minnesota

Bekam Addissu Merdassa, 39, of Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Hadith Yusuf Ahmed, 34, of Eden Prairie, Minnesota

Hanna Marekegn, 40, of Edina, Minnesota

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 27 points ago +27 / -0

Always nice when people write /thathappened stories and can't even manage to make themselves sound like the good guy.

This is just "I can tell we're going to be REAL good friends...NOT" all over again.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why I prefaced it by explaining that mask use is extremely rare here and has been for a long time. It is most certainly a sign of a person who is living in the alternate reality game provided by their television and phone, and not by any reasonable observation of the world as it is.

Beyond that, wearing a cloth napkin on your face is absurd, and always has been. One of the more troubling transformations--I would argue, on the level of post-9/11 disorderings--was the widespread acceptance of such a blatantly ridiculous ritual, in such a brief timespan. The marching orders were rolled out, accepted, then made mandatory in many places in short order.

In motherfucking America. The United States. Fucking Americans from coast to coast gleefully cheered on Government mandates to strap napkins on faces, including those of children. For years. Like I said, troubling, deeply troubling.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe one of the Mr. Moneybags won't be quite so ready to write big checks to fund the campaigns of the people refusing to stem the tide next election cycle. This isn't just about optics, it's about making political decisions real to people who've literally never felt that before.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beg pardon for the necessary correction: It might be between 10 and 25% of all people you see outside. I live in Northern Florida. I go months at a time without seeing a single mask, even downtown in the center of the City. It's actually kind of startling to see one. "Oh, right--this shit's still going on?" is what one thinks upon encountering a mask in North Florida.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 5 points ago +5 / -0

The N95 in their car just shows fear and ignorance. A N95 in general shows they don't understand the mechanics of airborne viruses.

N95s are for particles. Small particles, like dust, but particles nonetheless. Doesn't stop anything airborne, doesn't stop moisture and in fact wicks moisture.

Epidemiological studies prior to 2020 consistently showed no effectiveness of a mask as prophylaxis for disease pathogens. For the same reason that condoms are oft cited as being only 99% effective. It's a fucking plastic barrier--it should be 100% effective, period, right? Except that with condoms or masks, it comes down to iterations, to use over time. There is no demonstrated benefit over time, or as a policy, of using masks to prevent airborne disease.

After 2020, of course, the "exshperts" started saying "New England Journal of Medicine? Never heard of it," and started using engineering studies instead of epidemiological ones to tout the effectiveness of face-diapers to stop the coofs.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 16 points ago +16 / -0

You have to watch the language very carefully with these "fact-checkers." When they say "not effective for covid patients," you can't just take that at face value. They're being very specific about what "covid patient" means to them. If they say it doesn't help "those suffering from the disease," they again mean something very specific by that. It's a nested game of covering their asses. The casual reader is going to assume good faith, and that their meaning is simple and is what it looks like. But no, they're always lawyering these things so that there's some wiggle room for technical correctness, even if what they're saying colloquially is not reasonably true.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 16 points ago +16 / -0

Are...are you serious? Someone's in a car by themselves driving around with this thing strapped to their kisser, and your concern is whether it's the thing that does jack shit, or the thing that does diddly squat?

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 20 points ago +20 / -0

There still exists a vanishingly small number of people who are still in it to win (lose) it, and appreciate these "owns." I was exiting a building the other day with a group of people, and I actually saw a person driving, alone, with a mask on. I literally have not seen a mask in months, not even in grocery stores, which seem to be the remaining locus for peoples' groundless anxiety.

Naturally, I raised my arm, pointed at this lunatic, and said "Holy mackerel, look at that!" to the group. The two eyeballs in the car darted over to take in my pointed finger, then quickly darted back to front, and the car rolled on from the stop sign it had been stopped at. This is really the only reasonable way to treat these situations, and should have been the universal response from the beginning.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 6 points ago +7 / -1

This is an insignificant raindrop of people, bud. You need to calm down. It helps DeSantis, it helps Republicans, it helps America, and it hurts only the elites of Martha's vineyard, and causes Democrats and Liberals to flip their shit, which hurts them. This is all positives all around.

It's not meant as a policy, yes, it is a stunt. But it's something. The elites who have engineered this crisis have literally never been in any way made to confront the reality of the ongoing calamity they cause. This is a taste. The first taste. A small taste, perhaps, but are you seriously going to complain that it's not blood in the streets enough for your liking?

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't know this from that--there aren't any Hardees or Carl's Jr. in the Northeast, which I spent my entire life in until the last couple years.

But I moved to a small city in North Florida, and they're literally the only chain here who still has no lobby dining supposedly due to covid. Everything is so normal here and has been at least since January 2021, that you notice these things. McDonalds, normal, Burger King normal, they just opened a KFC and a Popeyes, normal, grocery stores all normal. Wal-Mart, normal. Even the CVS here (some places, notoriously bugfuck) is normal.

Hardees, and only Hardees, has a shuttered dining area and window people in masks, in the year of our Lord 2022, in North Florida. What the living Fuck is this company's problem?

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah. I'd believe that. If you accept that he also feels like a wandering hand, under a cozy warm blanket, creeping up your thigh even though you're an 8-year-old, and related to him. He's a big fucking smiling, doddering face pumping out calm, calm, calm pheromones while his tendrils extrude out the back, and slowly probe you, few and gentle at first, then more, and more forcefully. Motherfucking "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire" in Nat King Cole's voice lulls you while snaky appendages, more now, slither all over you. The lights flicker, then go out entirely, and now you're worried about the kids, because they're scattered about the floor in a decidedly un-fell-asleep-like posture and you're wondering what exactly was in that cocoa, the snowstorm has abated--maybe?--you're not sure, all you know is you don't hear it anymore, it's weird you don't hear anything anymore, not the storm, not Nat King Cole, not that big friendly face and his breathing, not even your own breathing you can't hear anything not even your own breathing not even the thrum of your blood and heartbeat or the usual tinnitus in your ears and there's nothing but slithering, creeping, slithering, that friendly doddering face and that smile and the snaky slithering and you want to scream and you do scream but there's nothing not your blood not your scream just a blankness where your scream should be a loud un-sound louder than any loud noise you ever heard in your life, and your mouth gets bigger, and your un-scream gets un-louder, a giant weight that is both inside your body and is your body, bigger and heavier and pushing out out out outwards, but it doesn't matter because nothing changes, not that smiling face, it doesn't stop the tendrils the snakes the wandering hand, your scream fills everything but does not matter because no-one can hear it and the hands are an oil covering your entire body you're frozen and that face is beaming and all you can smell is cocoa and

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't forget that as a Christian you live in God's Kingdom, but you also live in The World, in Babylon. "Judging and hating" is often a ridiculous admonishment (used for purely motivated reasons) to ignore your necessary participation in the world, as a citizen. The entirety of (non-religious) law is of the world, and it's built of nothing but what society finds abhorrent. What society "hates" and "judges." You have a seat at that table.

If you take your religiously-informed judgment out of your part in civic engagement, and like-minded and like-hearted do the same, all you're left with is ungrounded atheists calling the shots.

That's what we're dealing with when it comes to "family-friendly drag shows" and the like. There's a collusion of perverted academics and their enablers in the administrative bureaucracy, supporting in each other when they say "age-appropriate and culturally-appropriate!" even though to anyone with functioning morals, ethics, and aesthetics, it's clearly not okay. These people don't share your values. Don't be fooled when they ape "Judge not!" at you just to get you to decline your responsibilities as a citizen.

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joeyjojoshabadoo1 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's just funny, and it needs no justification nor explanation beyond that.

If other people having fun with some modern blackwash fish-girl remake creeps up your ass so bad, it's time to touch grass.

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