Whoopi Goldberg or Queen Latifah.
Florida's staple crop is actually those little birds that wander around so trustingly in the alligators' mouths.
Bets on a replacement:
Samantha Bee 3/1 odds
Amy Schumer 5/1
Michael Che 5/1
Larry Willmore 8/1
Ezra Miller 15/1
Amber Heard 20/1
Some people really are just born broken.
religious worship continued to be grudgingly allowed.
The Soviets also used the Orthodox church as a form of soft power projection, instead of repressing it in its entirety like the Chinese do, which has created a whole collection of underground churches with contacts in the West that move resources and people in and out of China under the Party's nose. The Soviets simply co-opted the Orthodox leadership, and used the lines of communication between the Patriarchate in Russia and expat churches all over the West for everything from espionage to propaganda.
Almost as if repressive third-world governments use the prospect of emigration to the West as a pressure-release valve in order to hold on to power.
That's not the Little Mermaid. I have it on good authority that the real Little Mermaid is black.
When all the smoke clears, I sincerely hope the Boomer-legacy cult of credential-worship surrounding doctors and teachers will have lost so much credibility that it will never recover.
Just that it means you're stupid.
You can tell stormfags are leftists by the fact that they can't meme.
Trump was much more of a Caligula-like figure.
He never made his horse a consul. Apparently he just mentioned at a dinner one time, where all the Senators and aristocrats in attendance were discussing the open consul position, that his horse would make a better consul than any of them. And all of the old guard who hated his guts recorded that as a sign of insanity rather than the epic troll that it was. Just like the entire establishment does all the time with Trump.
To be fair, that was a good year. Dire Straits came out with "Brothers in Arms." Icon came out with "Night of the Crime." The first Super Mario Bros was released. What's not to love?
Vasectomy also hugely increases your risk of certain cancers, including prostate and testicular cancer.
Arch is the best 40K lore channel, and he's flat-out anti-woke. They hate him so much that they threatened to sue him if he didn't take the "Warhammer" out of his channel name.
Brand is still technically a leftist, so he might have thought he'd be protected.
Or maybe he's just a brat.
It's good to see him pull it off in Crimea even after that campaign gaffe where he called the Tatars "Tortillas."
Is there anything you're not unreasonably angry at?
Try Neapolitan instead of Italian.
It means, essentially "Better to play crazy in your own house than play the wise man in somebody else's."
It's strange how there's been such an increase since they passed that law allowing Pirate-identifying children to drink rum.
Last time they simply removed the Prime Minister, installed Draghi and told the Italian parliament and people to shut up and deal with it.
This is just because she doesn't want anyone knowing her mother fucked a horse.
Meglio ‘o pazzo â casa soia ca ‘o savio â casa ‘e l’ate.
TFW the Islamists and the Orthos both call you Satan and your government takes it as a compliment.