It's good to see him pull it off in Crimea even after that campaign gaffe where he called the Tatars "Tortillas."

please clap

Glory to comrade Jeb!

Putin seeing results: laughs in Nuclear response

I mean go ahead, I'd love all of Ukraine to become the Stalker theme park.

Mods, please ban anybody who questions this. It was the most secure election in world history. No evidence of widespread voter fraud. The Donbas Jebas has won a great victory today.

Listen, the only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Jebean People's Front.

This is extra funny if you speak Polish.

That's a whole lot of "fuck" in the localspeak.

Tovarish Yev make great success!