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cartoonericroberts 5 points ago +5 / -0

Being the descendants of a super soldier program that went horribly wrong resulting in the utter destruction of the existing advanced civilization is kind of a bad ass origin story for white people.

e: Holy lol. I knew the Yakub thing but I didn't know that their origin story for monkeys and apes is that they are descended from whites that tried to graft themselves back into the black race.

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cartoonericroberts 7 points ago +8 / -1

The male gaze is real and that is why Allah instructed women to be covered in the presence of men, and Allah knows best.

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cartoonericroberts 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think that's a picture of the press conference which to my great disappointment I cannot find online. Presumably those are the women responsible and they are looking with awe at what a good job they did.

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cartoonericroberts 19 points ago +19 / -0

The grift must extend well beyond that. They spent 60 million on these things. Even if they weren't completely useless they'd have a hard time justifying more than 10 million of that. If the city had any sense, which of course they don't, they'd pay for a forensic accountant to see what happened.

Edit: A lot of articles say $200,000 total cost but I can't find a good source on that. If this is just a pilot with a few shades that's much easier to run through.

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cartoonericroberts 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unless it's the driest humor ever this guy seems to be sincere. Apparently not only are Egyptians sub-Saharan African but also Persians and Hannibal Barca, and they invented agriculture.

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cartoonericroberts 25 points ago +25 / -0

It's just so stupid from so many angles that it's hard to know where to start.

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cartoonericroberts 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough make you wanna slap a nigga.'"
"Blasphemy! He said it again"
"Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'nigga'."
"You're only making it worse for yourself!"

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cartoonericroberts 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lizzo would inspire Afghan women by showing that it is possible to become a millionaire with only a grade school education.

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cartoonericroberts 20 points ago +20 / -0

Can't help giving it Pied Piper vibes. Predator leading children into the wilderness.

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cartoonericroberts 7 points ago +7 / -0

investment

It's strange how quick they are to objectify themselves if they want something.

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cartoonericroberts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. With flavor pairing it's actually hard to predict what will be good.

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cartoonericroberts 5 points ago +5 / -0

blue cheese and chocolate

That's a bad choice because those two flavors, strangely enough, go together very well.

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cartoonericroberts 22 points ago +22 / -0

It's the effect of a carefully and purposefully constructed hyperreality created by media companies.

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cartoonericroberts 18 points ago +18 / -0

No one needed to wait for confirmation. No one, black or white, liberal or conservative, is fucking stupid enough to think a pregnant nurse tried to steal a bike from five urban achievers. Blacks and liberals are just blood thirsty and whites and conservatives are just fucking cowards that are too afraid to be called "raciss" for stating the blaringly obvious.

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cartoonericroberts 3 points ago +3 / -0

The whole situation shows how given the opportunity the average blaq would lynch whites at the smallest provocation, and liberal whites would sit by and applaud up until the very second the mob turned on them.

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cartoonericroberts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking Pavarti. That explains it. They ruined a perfectly good Kaley stand-in with the stupid asexual lesbian shit.

by folx
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cartoonericroberts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which of the three was going to be transgender? Oh, Buttercup (not really, but yikes). And the Professor is black.

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cartoonericroberts 4 points ago +4 / -0

The satirical article suffers from the fact that the original is beyond parody. The satire is less outrageous than the original.

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cartoonericroberts 7 points ago +7 / -0

You don't even need to go as far as Mein Kampf. Kipling is too "fasci" for these people (which is to say he believed things that most people believed for thousands of years before they became unfashionable in the last hundred).

If I were in charge of a library I would have The Gods of the Copybook Headings painted onto the walls. I probably wouldn't be in charge of a library for long.

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cartoonericroberts 38 points ago +38 / -0

I remember Overly Sarcastic Production getting super mad about the "erasure" of Achilles and Patroclus's gay relationship in the Brad Pitt movie, Troy. The movie portrayed exactly as much gay relationship between them as the Iliad, zero. The fact gays can't seem to differentiate between philia and eros says more about them than society.

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