The reason to stop using reddit is because you don't enjoy the experience, not because it'll somehow "own the libs".

He didn't say to own the libs. He said because it's garbage, which would also mean that he's not enjoying the experience.

It is extremely troubling seeing the state apparatus is apparently showing no resistance to this apartment heist.

It's funny you think this isn't intentional.

Here's a Pintrest link. It's late and I don't want to look for another. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/508766089146607305/

The joke for #10 obviously doesn't work since it involves spending money.

Now go look at the face models versus in game character models from Left 4 Dead 2. That's from 2009.

feminists in their company... so they can get laid.

That never really works out for them.

hold fast

Fuck that. Mock them until they cry, then make mock them for crying.

A game that took 8 years of development, millions to make and you have less fewer people playing than

.... it probably took to make the damn game.

Always bully journalists.

Also, roundhouse kick journalists, slam dunk journalists in to trash cans, etc. etc....

They literally put a chick in it and made her lame, possibly (probably, knowing Ubisoft) gay.

LITERALLY LAME.

But DUH WHEELCHAIR MEANS DISABLED!!!! 'cause wheelchairs are the only sign of disability.

Looking you D&D combat wheelchair that can't be damaged, broken, or tipped over, and can go up and down stairs and solid inclines.

At least he isn't rolling in a wheelchair for DEI points.

Plenty of reasons to buy kitchen timers, though.

Thank you. I hate how everyone feels everything has to be a video now. I shouldn't need a 20 minute video for a two minute read.

Who is this nobody and why is this shit clogging up my feed?

"spinster foids" is 35 year old virgin talk for "women who turned me down".

"Spinster" is an older term for older single women that's been making a bit of a comeback. There's a Spinster domain on Fediverse that oscillates between based (usually about troons) and bat-shit (usually about normal men).

"Foids" is short for "femoids", a weird meme of "females" that I don't know the origin of.

Nothing different than four years ago. Or eight.

Fansubbers expected you to use context clues to figure out shit they didn't want to translate because they were weebs. Or put a fucking paragraph on screen to teach you something.

All according to keikaku....

You have to enter into it knowing you're doing contract work

Oh, I would if I thought I could get away with it.

I didn't work because people started posting pictures from gay pride parades (you know, dudes in the streets with their dicks out waggling them at children) and captioning them with "This guy thinks JD Vance is weird".

At this point the biggest argument against eating insects might be that it's practically cannibalism for the bugmen.

I am literally stealing this right now.

Also, "but I did have breakfast this morning"

Just venting about he reddit hivemind faggotry

Why? Get off reddit. Make babies.

I'll go off the reservation here and say that I enjoyed Otherside Picnic and Lycoris Recoil.... last year, I think? I'm a LOT behind on my weeb-shit.

Picnic has some nice STALKER vibes and modern urban legends. I was going to read the light novel but haven't had the time for fun reading.

Lycoris is CGDCT John Wick things, and the main character's pretty likeable.

I was also watching Akiba Maid War with an IRL buddy on recommendation of an internet friend, but we haven't had time to finish it. If you like slightly absurd humor and the occasional maid-o gunfight this has been enjoyable.

I always saw Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, and Outlaw Star as sort of a space western trifecta, and it's always a shame that Outlaw Star is always forgotten.