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brimshae 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's admitted to being James O'Shaughnessy for close to ten years now. Shacking up with Jade made it a lot easier to find him. He just said "Yeah, that's me", and went about his business. A few people tried to "lol owned!" on him, but he just agreed it was him and that was the end of it.

He's also been known to be dying of movie mystery illness that was later discovered to be stage III indolent lymphoma super cancer-AIDS.

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brimshae 16 points ago +16 / -0

The ADL was founded to defend the memory a Leo Frank, a guy who murdered a 13 year old girl named Mary Phagan who worked for him. He tried to blame it on a black guy who also worked for him, then called in the KKK to try and get the black guy lynched. Leo's story was so flimsy the KKK sided with the black guy.

His legal team/law firm was also in cahoots with the mayor who freed him from jail before his subsequent hanging by the local public.

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brimshae 2 points ago +2 / -0

Online was just a constant grindfest of heists that got stale quickly due to restrictive mission design (oh, you stepped on THAT curb? Mission fail, restart) and cheaters.

Some cheaters were cool (several people gave me top-end cars via various dupe glitches), some attached things like steel safes to your character so you couldn't shoot or do anything else.

I never bothered to finish the story mission. I got right up to the last mission and stopped there.

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brimshae 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I just kinda... stopped playing one day back in...

Holy shit, early last year. Never looked back. Haven't really missed it.

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brimshae 4 points ago +4 / -0

Scene: Chick Fila drivethrough, at the window, waiting for the rest of the order to be brought out (apparently they brought his milkshake before the rest of his order).

"'Teenagers" could be here", he thought. "I've never been in this shopping center before. There could be 'teenagers' anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I hate 'teenagers' he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate as the $5 milkshake circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of teenagers after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

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brimshae 22 points ago +22 / -0

No penis. They had no way to hook it up.

Alternate answer: His penis fell off in the masturbation machines and he had to live the last 70 years as a woman.

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brimshae 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes, the military is structured around male = predator dynamic

It should be. "The Americans are coming" should quake fear in the hearts of anyone who fucks with us and only us. Not OUR GREATEST ALLY, not some Eurocuck shitbags who fund their commie pinko socialism off our defense budget, us.

Anyone who is genuinely being an ally* can have some backup, and that threat of backup alone should be enough of a deterrent. Something-something-used-to-be-a-real-country-something-something.

The way they have it now with all the "muh males are ebil"? Absolute bullshit, and I'm glad I left when I did.

*Defined as "not dragging us in to more Forever Wars", and "not leeching off our defense budget to fund other stupid commie shit"

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brimshae 15 points ago +15 / -0

Law enforcement, maybe. I'm sure they're taking fresh new faces.

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brimshae 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dodged a bullet.

Also, be glad you won't have to deal with the VA.

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brimshae 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not a trick question. You gave a conditional answer that you would know if you owned one.

It's not 100% certain, but we can reckon from this that you don't own one, and that you don't know because you haven't needed to learn.

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brimshae 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you're in the stick-shift club with me I can presume you're also driving a car with a key in the switch, not that that means as much these days.

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brimshae 3 points ago +3 / -0

TBF, I had to look it up just for that reply. I was a little curious, but I also don't own a car whose year model starts with "2".

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brimshae 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would be the kind of rhetoric that is draining their support. Thank you, but we didn't really need an example.
You have fun being MIGA.

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brimshae 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm starting to think emergency hammers should be mandatory in EVs at this point.

Also, Chao is why you don't get in your car with a BAC around three times the legal limit. It's also amazing to me that no one in that crowd had the means to break a window, but I guess I just roll with a different crowd that doesn't include zero-skill CEOs.

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brimshae 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not once in the 5min did it occur to the driver to turn the fucking engine off

Sorry, the car knows better than you. Also, these new fake-Mustang EVs don't even have a keyhole in the door, let alone the ignition.

Show of hands: Without looking it up (and I did for this), how many people know how to turn off a push-button car while it's moving, presuming the software allows you to do so?

Of those of you that do, how many of you are likely to remember that while your car is careening down a highway divider?

Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Incidentally the last words recorded on the 911 call were "omg the road is ending. Prey! PREY!!"

Wrong "pray", but can we get a link to that if you weren't makin' a funny?

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brimshae 13 points ago +13 / -0

You have to rip up upholstery to find a hidden [manual] release

What? That's ridiculous, no one would do something like that, so I went and looked it up. Here's the Model 3's manual release lever, right next to the window switches, on the door.

I went ahead and checked a different model, the Tesla Y and.... oh.... [Oh dear: https://www.autoevolution.com/news/tesla-model-y-got-a-more-straightforward-emergency-door-release-still-not-good-enough-201427.html

At least they changed it.... https://www.autoevolution.com/news/tesla-changed-the-model-y-s-emergency-door-release-again-tough-luck-if-you-need-to-use-it-219273.html

The made-in-Germany Tesla Model Y owners could not find the emergency release as shown in the video and the car's manual. They shared pictures showing the door pocket liner without the access hatch to the emergency release system. To be sure, the Tesla Model Y owner's manual warns that "not all Model Y vehicles are equipped with a manual release for the rear doors."

Emphasis added, holy shit.

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brimshae 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm just amazed that EA managed to fuck up anticheat to be as effective as BattlEye and did so WHILE bricking the computers of a lot of players, including a friend of mine whose computer I had to fix over the weekend.

At least he paid me in a decent lunch.

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brimshae 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Now I'm not saying all lesbians, but...."

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brimshae 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reddit does some hefty fingerprinting as well. Look up Canvas fingerprinting. If it's not just the VPN make sure to use a different browser.

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