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Vivs3rdSock 51 points ago +51 / -0

So just like happened with Dankula.

These groups are that retarded they celebrate the very fascism they claim lurks in every corner.

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Vivs3rdSock 5 points ago +5 / -0

two new red states, six new blue states (including the three biggest), and maybe 2 swing states.

This. No Right leaning POTUS in his right mind would intentionally skew the voting block that hard to the Left unless it was the ultimate Manchurian playing the very long game and convincing enough on the Right it's actually a good thing before it's too late. It would overnight hand the next run of elections to the Left regardless of whom that might be.

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Vivs3rdSock 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unironically wouldn't complain at that. Would absolutely kek my pants off at the irony of the original "parent" now falling under the "offspring", but it would still likely improve a vast amount of things as well as end up sating quite a few different groups in the end.

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Vivs3rdSock 14 points ago +14 / -0

Diversity-Friendly

Ah, so they throw everyone off rooftops now, not just faggots?

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Vivs3rdSock 3 points ago +4 / -1

Change the post credits scene to Gary Plauché.

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Vivs3rdSock 4 points ago +5 / -1

So she is retarded. She wanted to stab the guy, but didn't understand that stabbing kills people and isn't some "shoot them in the legs to not kill" nonsense you can pull.

There are plenty of places you can stab someone and it isn't fatal, the hands being a very easy example. What is retarded about the idea of trying to disable someone with a knife is that they rarely, if ever, let you. Too many idiots watch too much media and think stabbing, or shooting, someone and only injuring them is easy when completely forgetting the points that when it's done in media it's very often a very, very skilled character doing so in part to show off just how much control they have in the situation. Shooting to injure/incapacitate generally still comes with some distance between you and the target. Knifes being the melee weapons they are mean you're at risk of reprisals when trying to do anything, including losing the knoife [this was a typo, I'm keeping it], and then being stabbed yourself!

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Vivs3rdSock 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Told you it was an accident, look at those typos! Who doesn't capitalise the start of a sentence or end it with a period. Pfft, imagine what could have happened if it wasn't an accident!"

Then, one day...

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Vivs3rdSock 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump will improve a lot of things, even if he's not perfect.

Nooooo, don't you understand? If he's not personally firing up the ovens then he's obviously just another puppet to the world powers! He's going to do door-to-door and shoot everyones dog, steal all their Christmas presents, and shit in their covfefe machines!

🙄

He will ofc drink the covfefe first because that's a lot of machines to shit in so he's going to need all the throughput assistance he can.

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Vivs3rdSock 21 points ago +21 / -0

Harassment from whom?

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Vivs3rdSock 13 points ago +13 / -0

That makes up his underpants. Gotta keep them close.

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Vivs3rdSock 9 points ago +9 / -0

He can generously offer that flag to the women who are now going to be turned into walking blankets, just like every other country "supported" by the CIA USA.

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Vivs3rdSock 11 points ago +11 / -0

Totally not just bought 5 minutes ago from the nearest Wallmart.

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Vivs3rdSock 5 points ago +5 / -0

But it will be nigh impossible to deport entire family units

I just want to shitpost with this meme more than anything right now.

https://i.imgur.com/nyJds.gif

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Vivs3rdSock 9 points ago +9 / -0

freedom fries

There's so much more added irony on this now since those are Belgian.

The country is one of the six founding members of the European Union, and its capital, Brussels, is the de facto capital of the European Union itself, hosting the official seats of the European Commission, the Council of the European Union, and the European Council, as well as one of two seats of the European Parliament (the other being Strasbourg).

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Vivs3rdSock 11 points ago +12 / -1

/immediately cuts off a piece

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Vivs3rdSock 13 points ago +13 / -0

If the third book doesn't have him kill that smary twat from the university that kept trying to sabotage him then I have no idea why it's called "The Kingkiller Chronicles", because IIRC that twat was royalty and there's no other buildup that makes sense in the first two books. And calling them two books is generous since the second more or less just tells the same story of "MC fucks around and learns to use wind magic at the end".

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