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TheStupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Invest in stones, parachutes and street cleaning supplies now.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

A bit of harvesting from an old post of mine, as well as some new suggestions.

An isometric RPG set in a steampunk/magic setting, Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura is old (2001) but good, and on Steam for cheap ($5.99). Difficult with robust game mechanics and the story was interesting from what I played. I also vaguely remember needing third party mods and patches as the base game had some pretty severe bugs that were never fixed.

Kenshi ($29.99 on Steam) describes itself as a "free-roaming squad based RPG, focusing on open-ended sandbox gameplay features rather than a linear story." I hear that it is difficult and grindy, but have not played it myself...

If you find the idea of a "cozy farming sim" interesting, I would suggest Stardew Valley ($14.99). The process of taking your grandfather's ramshackle farm and turning it into something more with a bit of story, exploration, fishing and light combat thrown in is pretty fun, and you can go at your own pace.

Against the Storm ($19.49) is a roguelite colony builder/management sim. The storm cycle annihilates everything outside of one city, so your job as viceroy is to build and manage a series of resource gathering colonies before the storm destroys everything again while keeping your colonists and the queen happy, then improving various aspects and bonuses to make future colonies stronger.

Ever play a shooter and think, "I wish this gun could have more gun." Mothergunship ($24.99) is the end result of such thinking. Use the customization system to put rocket launchers on your shotgun with some machine gun for flavor, then test fire it and decide that swapping the shotgun for a rail shotgun is the best way forward.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is the joke that the black scientist is the one handling the monkeys while the white scientist sits back and observes?

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 15 points ago +15 / -0

If only! The true horror is that he secretly believed that trans women are not real women. Not even death can wash away a sin so grievous.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Commander is not presently on the White House campus while next steps are evaluated," Alexander added, refusing to disclose where the dog had been sent on Wednesday.

I would wager a farm upstate, where he can chase all the interns and snap at all the security detail he wants. Truly, he is in a better place now.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 44 points ago +44 / -0

If you were not convinced that trans women are some of the most vain, vapid and vile humans on the face of the planet, I could not manufacture any better proof.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 6 points ago +6 / -0

Carson became celebrated for his advocacy for more drug injection sites. He identified himself as a member of Antifa on his social media.

This is awkward. He was much more deserving of my moniker than I am, but I do not feel compelled to try and match his achievements.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 25 points ago +25 / -0

...brutally stabbed to death in Crown Heights, Brooklyn.

I read that as "Clown Heights, Brooklyn" and thought it was a little on the nose.

He was also a published poet, who had once written a poem called “Anxiety” about fears over his own death.

Being forcibly "diversified" at 4am while waiting at the Lafayette Avenue and Malcolm X Boulevard bus stop was probably not the subject of the poem, but who knows?

...long time campaign organizer Ryan Thoresen Carson died tragically after a random street encounter near his home.

Murder is not a random street encounter, but in NYC it is.

In the past 24 hours, a series of violent crimes have targeted Democrats.

Bit of a reach there GP. Are you sure these crimes were not "random street encounters"?

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 8 points ago +8 / -0

What are you talking about? Laphonza is a traditional AAVE name, just Lawasha, Ladryah or Darquon.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 17 points ago +17 / -0

Nothing like desperately trying to find that "untapped market" after you have burned down your old one.

Wait, are we talking about the NFL or inner city neighborhoods? Eh, either works.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seven times? That feels like a lot, so less home invasion and more jilted lover.

by Lethn
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TheStupidPrizeWinner 9 points ago +9 / -0

In Vanilla, when you got your first mount at 40, it fucking meant something, and certain classes getting free mounts as spells was a huge deal. Now, they are just another cosmetic.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 13 points ago +13 / -0

A puff piece from the poof publication Them (because othering is okay when they do it) about a literal rainbow coalition called the "Ghost Hunties" floofing about the US in search of spirits.

Will it be good? Probably not. Will it be gay? Like it was exclusively sponsored by ANAL BLAST!, the homo energy drink.

I apologize for the Vimeo link. YouTube seems to have scourged that video which is almost as old as some of our users.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 11 points ago +11 / -0

The US took all the best ones, so their hat had to make due.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Does this article need 8 steps? Considering the first step is ask questions, and steps 2 through 8 are lie about everything, probably not.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 8 points ago +8 / -0

...if an applicant self-identifies as a woman, person with disabilities, Indigenous, racialized Canadian or from the 2SLGBTQI+ community, the incentive doubles...

The best part is that anyone who dares try to audit for fraud can immediately be labeled a bigot/misogynist/ableist/colonizer/racist/homophobe!

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ia! Ia! Fish wxmen are (fire) (fire) (100%) (clap) (squirt) (peach) fr fr!

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 14 points ago +14 / -0

Despite being firm friends with Markle going back to her time as an actor in Canada, and long before she met the Duke of Sussex, Mulroney and Markle have not been seen together since the former’s BLM controversy.

One does not befriend a shark, a scorpion or a social climber. You are a food source, a target or a stepping stone at best.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 31 points ago +31 / -0

They have a deep one fetish?

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