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ThePipeGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Merry Christmas.

Time to open the port.

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ThePipeGuy 21 points ago +21 / -0

Surprised they only banned the tread and didn't nuke the whole account.

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ThePipeGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just use tasting history's recipie. Always wondered what it was, turns out it's quite nice

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ThePipeGuy 9 points ago +9 / -0

My mums in a nursing home now, tried looking after her at home but it was a two person job. Don't have any other family so I think I'll make my traditional bowl of smoking bishop and share it with my neighbour.

Other than that not really a christmasy kind of guy. Although it's been perverted horribly in my lifetime into just another day of selling tat.

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ThePipeGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

When these tards start applying for jobs it'll be a great time to be a guy that repairs shredders.

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ThePipeGuy 23 points ago +23 / -0

The religion of peace brings festive cheer to all with this years truck of peace.

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ThePipeGuy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Redditards and liberals are some of the biggest ghouls on the planet.

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ThePipeGuy 50 points ago +50 / -0

Reddit mod loves diversity and bans anyone that speaks out against it.

It would be nice to see dom banning the jeet instead of more members of this community just because he got his knickers in a twist. But that's wishful thinking.

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ThePipeGuy 17 points ago +17 / -0

They're not wrong either.

But of course in current year, that's wacist.

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ThePipeGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Technically he could walk over into the north. And I for one wish he would.

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ThePipeGuy 13 points ago +13 / -0

Too busy being a reddit jannie to look over here much.

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ThePipeGuy 13 points ago +13 / -0

We have more chance of finding a honest politician than Dom doing anything more than the square root of jack shit.

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ThePipeGuy 24 points ago +24 / -0

Looks at Canada.

Who in their right mind would want it.

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ThePipeGuy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Stick your dick in a vice.

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ThePipeGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I recently learnt that a person I know spends on average of £45 to 50 a day on takeaway, coffee and lunches etc. Now 50 quid is around my average weekly shop but there was a time where that 50 was a luxury month. And knowing the British government it might just be again.

So a dish that helped me through that time, cabbage soup. It's filling for a soup, cheap to make, the ingredients last a long time unrefrigerated and you can use them in plenty of different things.

You'll need.

750ml water or chicken / veg stock. Stock a chicken carcass or make your own veg stock. Water works if things really have hit the fan.

1 onion, diced small 1 carrot peeled and diced small 3 sticks of celery diced smallish 1/2 head cabbage, cored and diced medium. (reserve some whole leaves to make stuffed cabbage leaves) Can of tomatoes, or 3 to 4 fresh 3 cloves garlic, peeled and roughly chopped Rosemary, bay leaf and chill (fresh or powder to taste)

Take the mirepoix (onion, carrot and celery) and very gently fry it in a little olive oil for 20ish mins. The goal isn't to brown them but to extract the natural sweetness especially from the onion and carrots. Once done, add everything else and simmer for about 30 mins.

You can add meat and rice or potato as you see fit. It's quite good with some Cumberland sausage that's been browned then boiled in it.

Oh and season to taste. But that's obvious.

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ThePipeGuy 38 points ago +38 / -0

Want to get away from the living hell we've made. Don't forget to pay some more tax.

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ThePipeGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Up until playing Manor Lords there was nothing I wasn't willing to sail to play.

But so far Manor Lords has played so well I'll probably buy it.

Other than that the only other stuff I'm "trying the demo" of is Frostpunk 2, New Cycle and CK3.

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ThePipeGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buys games workshop, space marine 3, you meet the god emperor, he looks awfully like Trump.

Although I bet Elon would also unfuck the tabletop.

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ThePipeGuy 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's just throwing some coins to the crowd hoping to salvage his terrible popularity. Other than a few token gestures I doubt he'll do anything.

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ThePipeGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

A bacon clanger.

Tbh I think this would go well with the sausage gravy that goes over American scones, I mean biscuits. Haven't tried it that way yet though.

You'll need some suet crust pastry.

200g self raising flour. 100g beef suet. 1/2tsp salt 1 tsp level of baking powder 125ml cold water.

Combine, kneed until smooth and roll into a vaguely rectangular shape about 1/4cm thick.

On top add strips of streaky bacon, sliced onion and sliced mushrooms. Roll it like a jam rolly polly and stick it in a baking tray and brush with milk or egg. It goes into a gas mark 6 oven (no idea what that is in yank) until the tops golden.

I have plenty more but little time right now. Maybe tomorrow.

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