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Shill4Hire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lrn2meme, fren. Sexual tyrannosaurus is a standard meme term, old man.

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Shill4Hire 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cue the horror movie where everyone is running away, and one guy adjusts his glasses, and notes "technically, because they're going for the abdomen first, and moving at a mid-jog pace, these are ghasts, not zomb- AURGH!"

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Shill4Hire 25 points ago +25 / -0

I prefer it to be realistic. Zombies are slow and shambling because moving tears muscle fibers, and as a dead body, those don't heal themselves. They can only move fast a couple times before falling apart. Which, for a virus/bacteria/mushroom/parasite zombie plague, would make sense for a lunge to reproduce by infecting another host.

So in other words, I like the super slow shambling zombies, that can, once or twice, move very fast, but then fall to pieces, no long chases, you dodge and you're good from that one forever after.

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Shill4Hire 13 points ago +13 / -0

The biggest misstep here is how did we not know about this? They're quietly put up on some side auction site? In a proper auction, hell, even in some charity auction at a nerd convention, they'd turn a tidy profit offloading these one or two at a time (for the charity auction, you'd claim that amount as charitable donations on the tax returns).

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Shill4Hire 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only thing a dog would feel upon seeing 12-foot-long bones is mild confusion. They're far more scent-based than vision-based. There's that famous clip of a person in a giant horror monster costume, questioning their dog, "does this not frighten you? Are you not concerned?" as the dog is just staring at what they can smell to be their owner apparently in some weird outfit, just chilling.

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Shill4Hire 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sorry, you need a loiscence to husband a wolfgirl. Anigirl husbandry over many moons selected breeding to make wolfgirls into more domestic and friendly doggirls.

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Shill4Hire 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you want a real bop, Ya Boy Kongming's OP, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNn9NxZH2Vo "Chitty chitty ban ban", is super catchey for a semi-recent piece. It's more pop-rock than punk-rock, but still a solid song.

For a bit older, Tenjou Tenge's OP "Bomb a Head" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4TXnn5OD-0 always brings a smile to me.

And for a curveball, Eden Of The East's Western release lost the use of Oasis as a band for their OP, so they got generic jpop in the west, and western rock in the East, which is a shame because it actually works really well, IMO. Lyrics fit the anime's theme, and message. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49cDxJPH3k8

EDs are trickier, I don't often watch them. So... Dango Daikazoku, from Clannad. Because it's cute, calming, and effective as an ED.

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Shill4Hire 3 points ago +3 / -0

My question is how Goblet Of Fire somehow pulls 400 whole places ahead of all other Harry Potter movies, man-side.

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Shill4Hire 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's like posters here haven't even read the Nation of Islam scriptures on Yakub. White people clearly were an artificial invention made to deceive and destroy, but became SO good at deceiving and destroying, that despite being naked savages unable to invent "shoes", while Black Men had moon bases and satelites, they lept up and took down those starships with rocks and sticks, and took over the entire world.

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Shill4Hire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Robots don't have genders. The commentator is a T-2000.

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Shill4Hire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Canada and the USA are brothers. They fight and bicker and tease and mock, but they're brothers at the end of the day: The moment they don't help each other out, is the moment we should all realize something has gone catastrophically wrong. Canadians will fix some power lines, Americans will help douse some wildfires.

But in hardship, you learn who your friends are. And the answer is... Just that brother. Crickets from the rest. Mexico's non-presence is understandable, the hurricane hit them too, they gotta fix their own shit before fixing others' stuff, but the rest of the world seems... lacking.

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Shill4Hire 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yeah! That's why you want Kamala to win! Because she doesn't do DEI with tax dollars! Fuck yeah! And she hates the jews! Yeah!

Oh wait, no she won't. And remember every vote not for one party, IS a vote for the other. Or more mathematically, it changes the victory margin by half the amount a vote would, in the favor of the other party: 20 votes for Trump, 20 votes for Kamala, you choose NOT to vote for Trump, that's 19 votes to 20, Kamala wins, your action supported and caused Kamala to win. If you do so through laziness or ineptitude, well, that's standing aside from the political system. But you looked at the setup, analyzed it, and said "I want to give a half-vote FOR this person." That's the awful flaw of a 2-party system, but it is a thing nonetheless.

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Shill4Hire 6 points ago +6 / -0

Weird to jump to rape fantasies when people are just talking about ineffectice police and exactly who you'd expect to be mass-murdering going mass-murdering.

Why do you like to think of raping innocent women when the topic has nothing to do with it? Do you need a clock we can set by you, to ready to reset?

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Shill4Hire 2 points ago +2 / -0

I went to get alternative subs because Railgun's official subs translated Onee-sama as "sissy" and haven't come back since. Whenever a HorribleSubs reminds me of the original hackjobs, I tune out entirely from the series. No merch purchases, no manga or LN sales.

Piracy literally increases the revenues for these companies. I would buy licensed figmas of Onee-sama, I would not buy them of Sissy. Ranma is risking sales by giving it to this... entity.

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Shill4Hire 4 points ago +5 / -1

And then recently had an almost half-year-long comic arc about how Jews harm everything (subtitled "Down The Rabbi Hole"). Even the follow-up to the linked comic has them wondering "who makes these harmful government decisions?" and then it pans over to The Happy Merchant caricature. Dude can't figure out where he exists on the political compass, a living example of the saying "if you're not a liberal in your 20s you have no heart, if you're not a conservative in your 30s you have no brain.".

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Shill4Hire 54 points ago +54 / -0

First movie: Shoestring budget, massive profits.

Follow-up: Blockbuster budget, massive losses.

Same IP, same actor... And same old story of Hollywood hating its audience.

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Shill4Hire 20 points ago +20 / -0

If the disaster relief is active duty and being paid, they should be mobilizing. Lost kid in the woods? FEMA it, it's good practice. Government building spring a leak? Time for your flood damage assessment practice! Absolutely, truly, veritably nothing to do? Go feed the homeless at a shelter, it's practice for food distribution.

Anyone able to go a full day at work without working at least half of it, is being actively malicious to their company. And when that company is government-funded, that means they're being actively malicious to their entire country.

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Shill4Hire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah. Once you fire the worst 25%, the other 25% will showcase themselves as simply NPC toadies, and switch their gears to support New Thing.

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Shill4Hire 1 point ago +1 / -0

BSOD. Allcaps, as it is a shortform. Blue Screen Of Death. An older term for when a Windows-OS computer suffered from a major error and needed to force-restart itself (or even earlier than that, simply shut down).

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Shill4Hire 17 points ago +17 / -0

A void is still an identifiable entity. If you have [Joe], [Tyrone], [Steve], [Mary], [REDACTED], [Charlie], that's still a pretty notable listing.

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Shill4Hire 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bot-filtering is a tough one. The only real way it can be done is a mandatory singular introduction-post with descriptive skill-testing questions, and then a person manually approving the account for general posting. But that's both labor-intensive, and an ideal spot for the discord-moderator-types to infiltrate.

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Shill4Hire 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Tales of Maj'Eyal, there's a "hidden tomb" that your character automatically finds early-mid-game. In a turn-based grid-movement RPG, it's filled TO THE BRIM with super high damage long range sniper casters. Even on normal, you're dying unless you git gud. And it's a roguelike, enjoy the two-three hour reroll to get back to that point. That ritual site is full of winding corridors and sharp corners, and the enemies will usually never hurt their own team, usually, so the entire engagement is all about learning your own positionals, and engaging tactically.

Even knowing this, many experienced players stand by skipping the dungeon entirely, because the nature of its time-limited appearance and appearing so early, before many classes have good movement or long-range-fighting options. It is, however, core to MANY unlocks in the roguelike system, so everyone will need to learn how to not stand in the crossfire of 50 rot mages eventually.

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Shill4Hire 5 points ago +5 / -0

It isn't "not crediting the product", it's making a private one-off fork of the product that happens to be the exact release one. The joys of open source work.

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