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Oppressinator 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope when I'm old and senile no one puts me in front of six people, let alone the entire world. Elder abuse.

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Oppressinator 12 points ago +12 / -0

If only there were an organization that taught gun safety, including how to be sure that a weapon is clear, always assume every gun is loaded, and never point a weapon at anyone you do not wish to kill.

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Oppressinator 8 points ago +8 / -0

"These kids just keep killing themselves in our woods" is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard.

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Oppressinator 21 points ago +21 / -0

What a perfect encapsulation of the left, that dude very aggressively shouting "HES GOT A WEAPON" as if this dude were a muslim with a chest bomb.

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Oppressinator 12 points ago +12 / -0

Shocked they haven't broken out the classic "The bad of a D president is always the result of having a R president before" card yet. Didn't take this long to say the inverse.

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Oppressinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

A Poo wants to create a state wide classification and organizational system to determine who has power and who is subhuman. Next up, we'll show the results of our power via colored markings on our forehead.

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Oppressinator 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not about decreasing suicide ceilings, it's about raising the average suicide floor. "Sure the pronouns become an heros at a 30% rate, but nowadays normal people an hero at a 20% rate, hardly any different.

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Oppressinator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not even just when you pee, but in the bathroom in general. I don't want to hear your voice while I'm washing my hands.

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Oppressinator 8 points ago +8 / -0

No no, this is a form of thought, the same way that a child can think that lies are detected via pokadots on the tongue. Theory: I've never used a urinal. Theory: Guys use urinals. Theory: Guys are better workers. Theory: Guys can communicate better. Solution: Guys are better workers and better communicators because they use urinals and I don't.

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Oppressinator 8 points ago +8 / -0

B-b-but I thought that violence in Chicago was Rare, and that spread out over a million people, just one or two or 40 people getting killed each day wouldn't affect you.

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Oppressinator 7 points ago +7 / -0

You may not be a rape apologist but you sure are a shitty game apologist lul

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Oppressinator 20 points ago +20 / -0

It was no secret that mammals drink a mother's milk, considering that's what we humans do as well. So we just looked around in nature, found animals that produced a good amount of milk that we could harvest, and exchanged safety for milk.

Very smart people literally invented agriculture and deliberate genetic selections.

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Oppressinator 12 points ago +12 / -0

Are these the same characters? They look like they've been deathly ill for years, while the designated chud character is vibrant and healthy and buff, even dealing with going bald well.

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Oppressinator 13 points ago +13 / -0

For real. Like what, does he imagine gay guys to be just sitting there politely sipping on their beers? If Daniel fucking Craig walked into a gay bar, 100% of the men would take a shot at going home with him.

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Oppressinator 4 points ago +4 / -0

I honestly think that it's all a bluff. An attempt from seething losers to wield power and attack people who don't bow down hard enough.

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Oppressinator 11 points ago +11 / -0

Update: I tried to listen to the song. It's the most blue grassy bullshit possible. Violins and banjos twanging and the singer is just rambling ontop of it. It sounds like you're supposed to square dance to it.

I can guarentee that if the singer were singing in english, not only would this song NEVER touch the playlist of a school dance in the year 1970+, if it were on playlist it would be proof that rural white americans have no culture and are evil and oppressive with their outdated music. On the original video, it's like "YOU HANG UP BANNERS FOR US BUT YOU DON'T LIKE OUR MUSIC" as if the people kneeling want those banners, and goes on to say "How would you feel if we knelt during your country music?" as if no one has ever trashed country music before.

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Oppressinator 12 points ago +12 / -0

If they're so in love with Mexico, and want people to dance to mexican music, I'm sure they can find a place with similar ideals.

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