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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

First, they took her guns.

Then, they took her boobs.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Demented Uncle Joe fires two blasts from a double-barreled sawn-off shotgun through the front door from inside the house. Paramedics have to scrap Camel-La’s and Tampon Tim’s remains off the sidewalk. Lil’ Aaron, now homeless, has to take up his aunt’s old business and turns tricks behind the local 7-11 for 50 cents a pop.

THE END

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MegoThor 1 point ago +3 / -2

He should be forced to take the statue’s place.

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was Dumbwayne Johnson promising recruits they could go to Hawaii and help burn it?

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MegoThor 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump would have put those shoes on and strutted around the stage.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Boo hoo, you’re not supporting my degeneracy enough!”

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you, Bill Mitchell, for that incredibly insightful comment.

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